Too good to be true?? (Girl)

2008-04-13 22:34:34

#1

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6682|Phoenix, AZ

So check it, I've been texting and talking to this girl who I met* about a week ago...

Basically I was chilling with her and friends on friday night and I've been texting her since Saturday afternoon

In texting her, Ive learned that she is Bisexual, watches porn when she can, owns some *toys, has the SAME musical taste as me, likes the same food as me, is VERY open and "sexual" (I've asked around, she doesn't mess around with anyone) and shes pretty cute too

Also, she wants to go out with me and she says that she wishes she was at my house to (insert your dirty imagination here, because thats probably what she said)

Now, this like has never happened in my entire life, never have I had 35% of the combinations above, but with this girl, she seems... Perfect.

All the while texting her, im thinking "There has to be a group of girls on the phone just laughing their asses off!"

But there isnt.

Has this ever happened to anyone else? Im kinda scared in a way...

Is this too good to be true?

edit: she likes lesbian porn too.

Last edited by GodFather (2008-04-13 22:37:52)

2008-04-13 22:36:18

#2

Wallpaper: ☺; +303|6456|The pool

ITs A TRAP!!11

My flickr

2008-04-13 22:38:36

#3

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6615|what

I try to avoid bi-sexual girls. I just don't think they can be truely trust worthy in a relationship. But that's just my opinion.

2008-04-13 22:40:41

#4

mcgid1: Meh...; +129|7179|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX

It's way too good to be true.

For a completely unrelated reason: Can I has her number plz?

2008-04-13 22:41:19

#5

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6856|The Gem Saloon

shes got a daddy complex.
her dad beat/touched/whored her out at some point in her life. because of that she craves attention.....any attention from the opposite sex.

theres a lot of baggage there, so be careful.
the good news is the sex can be great.

2008-04-13 22:41:31

#6

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6660|Winland

LOL!!! YOU FELL FOR IT!!! ROFLBBQ

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Nah, wasn't me.

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2008-04-13 22:41:45

#7

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6786|New Haven, CT

GodFather wrote:
So check it, I've been texting and talking to this girl who I met* about a week ago...

Basically I was chilling with her and friends on friday night and I've been texting her since Saturday afternoon

In texting her, Ive learned that she is Bisexual, watches porn when she can, owns some *toys, has the SAME musical taste as me, likes the same food as me, is VERY open and "sexual" (I've asked around, she doesn't mess around with anyone) and shes pretty cute too

Also, she wants to go out with me and she says that she wishes she was at my house to (insert your dirty imagination here, because thats probably what she said)

Now, this like has never happened in my entire life, never have I had 35% of the combinations above, but with this girl, she seems... Perfect.

All the while texting her, im thinking "There has to be a group of girls on the phone just laughing their asses off!"

But there isnt.

Has this ever happened to anyone else? Im kinda scared in a way...

Is this too good to be true?

edit: she likes lesbian porn too.

How do you know there isn't?

Anyways, if you found a girl like this, she probably has an STD. It probably isn't worth it.

2008-04-13 22:45:45

#8

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|7193|Uhh... erm...

You're just hallucinating.

2008-04-13 22:52:15

#9

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6682|Phoenix, AZ

To the posters

Like I said

A lot of my friends know her well, they had no shit to talk on her

Apparently she is a virgin (I think she is too young for an STD anyway, as silly as that seems)

She only started talking about sexy time when I mentioned it, after a LONG ass time of talking about everything else

2008-04-13 22:56:10

#10

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6856|The Gem Saloon

ill stick with my original statement.
if you arent very sexually active, then it might take a bit to see it.

youll see

2008-04-13 22:57:26

#11

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6786|New Haven, CT

GodFather wrote:
To the posters

Like I said

A lot of my friends know her well, they had no shit to talk on her

Apparently she is a virgin (I think she is too young for an STD anyway, as silly as that seems)

She only started talking about sexy time when I mentioned it, after a LONG ass time of talking about everything else

Oh, that kind of "sexual". Lol.

Its probably still a joke.

2008-04-13 23:04:09

#12

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6682|Phoenix, AZ

nukchebi0 wrote:
GodFather wrote:
To the posters

Like I said

A lot of my friends know her well, they had no shit to talk on her

Apparently she is a virgin (I think she is too young for an STD anyway, as silly as that seems)

She only started talking about sexy time when I mentioned it, after a LONG ass time of talking about everything else
Oh, that kind of "sexual". Lol.

Its probably still a joke.

"Sexual"

as in open to try new things, tells me her prefrences, turn on's turn offs, not closed to anything, like theres nothing she said she wouldnt try..

Not sexual as in having lots of sex and doing everything

2008-04-13 23:07:20

#13

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6786|New Haven, CT

GodFather wrote:
nukchebi0 wrote:
GodFather wrote:
To the posters

Like I said

A lot of my friends know her well, they had no shit to talk on her

Apparently she is a virgin (I think she is too young for an STD anyway, as silly as that seems)

She only started talking about sexy time when I mentioned it, after a LONG ass time of talking about everything else
Oh, that kind of "sexual". Lol.

Its probably still a joke.
"Sexual"

as in open to try new things, tells me her prefrences, turn on's turn offs, not closed to anything, like theres nothing she said she wouldnt try..

Not sexual as in having lots of sex and doing everything

Exactly, thats what I meant.

2008-04-13 23:07:53

#14

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6991|Global Command

GodFather wrote:
nukchebi0 wrote:
GodFather wrote:
To the posters

Like I said

A lot of my friends know her well, they had no shit to talk on her

Apparently she is a virgin (I think she is too young for an STD anyway, as silly as that seems)

She only started talking about sexy time when I mentioned it, after a LONG ass time of talking about everything else
Oh, that kind of "sexual". Lol.

Its probably still a joke.
"Sexual"

as in open to try new things, tells me her prefrences, turn on's turn offs, not closed to anything, like theres nothing she said she wouldnt try..

Not sexual as in having lots of sex and doing everything

Those contradictions make my head spin.

2008-04-13 23:08:07

#15

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6682|Phoenix, AZ

nukchebi0 wrote:
Exactly, thats what I meant.

Ah okay...

Im still dumbfounded...

THERE HAS TO BE A TRADEOFF!!!

2008-04-13 23:09:52

#16

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6786|New Haven, CT

GodFather wrote:
nukchebi0 wrote:
Exactly, thats what I meant.
Ah okay...

Im still dumbfounded...

THERE HAS TO BE A TRADEOFF!!!

As in, its a joke.

Please explain clearly what makes you think this is legit. You haven't done so yet.

ATG wrote:
GodFather wrote:
nukchebi0 wrote:

Oh, that kind of "sexual". Lol.

Its probably still a joke.
"Sexual"

as in open to try new things, tells me her prefrences, turn on's turn offs, not closed to anything, like theres nothing she said she wouldnt try..

Not sexual as in having lots of sex and doing everything
Those contradictions make my head spin.

It's feelings, not actions, I think.

Last edited by nukchebi0 (2008-04-13 23:10:50)

2008-04-13 23:16:58

#17

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6682|Phoenix, AZ

nukchebi0 wrote:
GodFather wrote:
nukchebi0 wrote:
Exactly, thats what I meant.
Ah okay...

Im still dumbfounded...

THERE HAS TO BE A TRADEOFF!!!
As in, its a joke.

Please explain clearly what makes you think this is legit. You haven't done so yet.

ATG wrote:
GodFather wrote:

"Sexual"

as in open to try new things, tells me her prefrences, turn on's turn offs, not closed to anything, like theres nothing she said she wouldnt try..

Not sexual as in having lots of sex and doing everything
Those contradictions make my head spin.
It's feelings, not actions, I think.

The reason I think/know its a joke is because I know her friends, and theyre not bitches

Also ive talked to her on the phone, it was her, and it was a serious voice

Shes actually opened up to me a bit, and I could see it

i dont think that anyone playing a joke would take it this far - I think weve been texting back and forth for about 30 hours

Also, when I see her, and when im close to her, I can see it in her eyes that she truly has something for me

The bands/food/preferences that she has mentioned, before I mentioned them, arent posted anywhere on the internet, and I havent even specifically described them to my friends -

2008-04-13 23:19:53

#18

Parker: isteal; +1,452|6856|The Gem Saloon

how old are you man?

2008-04-13 23:21:27

#19

nukchebi0: Пушкин, наше всё; +387|6786|New Haven, CT

Yeah, I would still be wary because I expect the worst out of people, but it sounds like this probably is legit. The tradeoff is she can't date.

2008-04-13 23:28:03

#20

{uscm}Jyden: You likey leaky?; +433|7141|In You Endo- Stoke

A virgin jesus,so you going to break her in or what?

Nowt wrong with rug munchers either,just make sure she doesn't become "too" friendly with your mother.

2008-04-13 23:45:41

#21

OmniDeath: ~; +726|7106

Parker wrote:
shes got a daddy complex.
her dad beat/touched/whored her out at some point in her life. because of that she craves attention.....any attention from the opposite sex.

theres a lot of baggage there, so be careful.
the good news is the sex can be great.

Not likely, she seems to seek attention from anyone, not just the opposite sex it seems

Haha, but seriously, most girls with daddy issues go after older men. Girls who were sexually abused are just more... sexual.

Just make sure she isn't a cutter.

2008-04-13 23:53:42

#22

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6682|Phoenix, AZ

OmniDeath wrote:
Parker wrote:
shes got a daddy complex.
her dad beat/touched/whored her out at some point in her life. because of that she craves attention.....any attention from the opposite sex.

theres a lot of baggage there, so be careful.
the good news is the sex can be great.
Not likely, she seems to seek attention from anyone, not just the opposite sex it seems

Haha, but seriously, most girls with daddy issues go after older men. Girls who were sexually abused are just more... sexual.

Just make sure she isn't a cutter.

true that

she doesnt seem depressed

I guess ill be finding out huh?

2008-04-14 00:06:51

#23

SharkyMcshark: I'll take two; +132|7248|Perth, Western Australia

My first reaction: ITS A TRAP!!!

(lol I wrote that before reading the first reply)

My second reaction: Do it, why not

My third reaction: ITS A TRAP!!

2008-04-14 00:17:48

#24

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6682|Phoenix, AZ

SharkyMcshark wrote:
My first reaction: ITS A TRAP!!!

(lol I wrote that before reading the first reply)

My second reaction: Do it, why not

My third reaction: ITS A TRAP!!

whats the fourth?

2008-04-14 00:33:34

#25

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|7153|Devon, England

GodFather wrote:
SharkyMcshark wrote:
My first reaction: ITS A TRAP!!!

(lol I wrote that before reading the first reply)

My second reaction: Do it, why not

My third reaction: ITS A TRAP!!
whats the fourth?

She most likely has a penis?

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