Can eggs srsly do this to you????

2008-04-15 14:47:38

#1

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6608|Carnoustie, Scotland

Ugh, I feel terrible. I've got the shits, every burp tastes like egg, my nose is running, bloody terrible stomach cramps, aweful gas and I feel bloated.

And all because of an egg that didn't cook properly.

So, what should I do to get better, BF2s?

2008-04-15 14:48:15

#2

Shem: sɥǝɯ; +152|7003|London (At Heart)

Eating an uncooked foetus is bound to have some ill effects.

Potentially salmonella my good man.

2008-04-15 14:48:21

#3

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6437|Washington DC

Oh it's too bad you guys don't have doctors over in Scotland

2008-04-15 14:48:27

#4

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|7044|Mountains of NC

shit it out

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2008-04-15 14:49:17

#5

Airwolf: Latter Alcoholic; +287|7196|Scotland

HurricaИe wrote:
Oh it's too bad you guys don't have doctors over in Scotland

hey

2008-04-15 14:50:50

#6

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6608|Carnoustie, Scotland

SEREMAKER wrote:
shit it out

Been to the toilet four times in the space of maybe two hours. The water is completely brown everytime

@Hurri, fuck you. It's 22:50, find me a doctor who'll deal with the squits at this time.

2008-04-15 14:51:37

#7

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6437|Washington DC

Funky_Finny wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
shit it out
Been to the toilet four times in the space of maybe two hours. The water is completely brown everytime

@Hurri, fuck you. It's 22:50, find me a doctor who'll deal with the squits at this time.

It's too bad you guys don't have hospitals in Scotland

2008-04-15 14:52:08

#8

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6460|Halifax, West Yorkshire

You can get salmonella from uncooked eggs...

2008-04-15 14:52:44

#9

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6608|Carnoustie, Scotland

HurricaИe wrote:
Funky_Finny wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
shit it out
Been to the toilet four times in the space of maybe two hours. The water is completely brown everytime

@Hurri, fuck you. It's 22:50, find me a doctor who'll deal with the squits at this time.
It's too bad you guys don't have hospitals in Scotland

You'd go to the hospital if you had the shits? K, hypercondriact.

2008-04-15 14:52:49

#10

bennisboy: Member; +829|7122|Poundland

Ollie wrote:
You can get salmonella from uncooked eggs...

2008-04-15 14:53:05

#11

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6788

Eat something else that tastes better. Maybe take some PeptoBismol for the indigestion. (or the Scottish equivalent)

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2008-04-15 14:53:14

#12

TrashBlinD: french canadians suck; +135|7118|can

bennisboy wrote:
Ollie wrote:
You can get salmonella from uncooked eggs...

2008-04-15 14:53:39

#13

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6437|Washington DC

Funky_Finny wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
Funky_Finny wrote:

Been to the toilet four times in the space of maybe two hours. The water is completely brown everytime

@Hurri, fuck you. It's 22:50, find me a doctor who'll deal with the squits at this time.
It's too bad you guys don't have hospitals in Scotland
You'd go to the hospital if you had the shits? K, hypercondriact.

You're the one who is concerned about having the shits...

2008-04-15 14:53:51

#14

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6608|Carnoustie, Scotland

Shem wrote:
Eating an uncooked foetus is bound to have some ill effects.

Potentially salmonella my good man.

Ollie wrote:
You can get salmonella from uncooked eggs...

Should I worry or wut?

2008-04-15 14:53:58

#15

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|7113|Amsterdam, NY

Funky_Finny wrote:
HurricaИe wrote:
Funky_Finny wrote:
Been to the toilet four times in the space of maybe two hours. The water is completely brown everytime

@Hurri, fuck you. It's 22:50, find me a doctor who'll deal with the squits at this time.
It's too bad you guys don't have hospitals in Scotland
You'd go to the hospital if you had the shits? K, hypercondriact.

Its to bad you guys don't have modes of transportation in Scotland

Last edited by SgtSlutter (2008-04-15 14:54:27)

2008-04-15 14:57:47

#16

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6608|Carnoustie, Scotland

Wikipedia wrote:
Salmonella species are motile and produce hydrogen sulfide.

Shit, that'll be the egg taste. I've got salmonella. fuck.

2008-04-15 14:58:38

#17

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6437|Washington DC

Funky_Finny wrote:
Wikipedia wrote:
Salmonella species are motile and produce hydrogen sulfide.
Shit, that'll be the egg taste. I've got salmonella. fuck.

Salmonellosis is the disease l2wiki

Yeah, just a case of the shits amirite

2008-04-15 14:58:43

#18

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6460|Halifax, West Yorkshire

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmonella

Source wrote:
What are the symptoms of salmonella poisoning?

* Diarrhoea or constipation.

* Headaches.

* Stomach cramps.

* Nausea and vomiting.

* Fever.

* Possibly, blood in the faeces.

Last edited by Ollie (2008-04-15 15:01:05)

2008-04-15 15:00:47

#19

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6608|Carnoustie, Scotland

Yeah I read that, Ollie.

So what do I do, just shit/sit it out, or go to the doc, get anti-biotics? or wut. Never get sick tbh. 99.5% attendance last year at school.

2008-04-15 15:01:58

#20

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6460|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Source wrote:
When is it necessary to contact a doctor?

* If diarrhoea continues for more than 24 hours.

* If the diarrhoea is frequent and intense.

* If the patient has severe stomach cramps.

* If there is blood in the faeces.

* If the patient has fever of 38oC or higher.

* If there are signs of jaundice - a yellowish discolouration of the skin or eyes. This may indicate problems with the liver or the bile ducts that take the bile from the liver to the stomach.

* Dehydration.

2008-04-15 15:02:20

#21

HurricaИe: Banned; +877|6437|Washington DC

Funky_Finny wrote:
Yeah I read that, Ollie.

So what do I do, just shit/sit it out, or go to the doc, get anti-biotics? or wut. Never get sick tbh. 99.5% attendance last year at school.

lol

It's okay to miss school Finny. You're not learning nuclear engineering.

Also cocks: http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/salm … c-overview

2008-04-15 15:02:52

#22

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6608|Carnoustie, Scotland

Ollie wrote:
Source wrote:
When is it necessary to contact a doctor?

* If diarrhoea continues for more than 24 hours.

* If the diarrhoea is frequent and intense.

* If the patient has severe stomach cramps.

* If there is blood in the faeces.

* If the patient has fever of 38oC or higher.

* If there are signs of jaundice - a yellowish discolouration of the skin or eyes. This may indicate problems with the liver or the bile ducts that take the bile from the liver to the stomach.

* Dehydration.

K, so sit it out, for 24 hours. Kthnxbi.

2008-04-15 15:03:40

#23

Ollie: Formerly known as Larkin; +215|6460|Halifax, West Yorkshire

Wait, it out. If it gets any worse call your doctor...I wouldn't worry about it. I'm sure it can't be pleasant but you're not gonna die as long as you keep your fluids up.

Drink plenty of water.

Last edited by Ollie (2008-04-15 15:04:19)

2008-04-15 15:04:06

#24

cablecopulate: Member; +449|7214|Massachusetts.

No matter what you do, STAY CLOSE TO A TOILET! It'll run it's course (har har), just don't take anything that tries to prevent you from pooping, that's counter-productive. Just poop it out and use some wet wipes so you don't wipe your ass raw!

2008-04-15 15:04:24

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Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6608|Carnoustie, Scotland

HurricaИe wrote:
Funky_Finny wrote:
Yeah I read that, Ollie.

So what do I do, just shit/sit it out, or go to the doc, get anti-biotics? or wut. Never get sick tbh. 99.5% attendance last year at school.
lol

It's okay to miss school Finny. You're not learning nuclear engineering.

Also cocks: http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/salm … c-overview

I know, I'm just saying I'm never off school, never get ill, so I dunno what to do.

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