This thread is for the skillful, flukey, bizarre and just plain laggy stories that you guys have from Call Of Duty.
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Once there was this guy who was about to knife my teammate who was sniping through a window, but I knifed him first and became an hero.
*swoon*DoctaStrangelove wrote:
Once there was this guy who was about to knife my teammate who was sniping through a window, but I knifed him first and became an hero.
Had an M40 w/ ACOG and took out one person, then someone was coming up behind me, so I no-scoped that mo fo. Pulled out my pistol to swap for his M4 and then someone else popped around the corner so I pistol wipped that bitch, then took the M4. Then a jugg noob came around and of course one shot doesn't kill and it was the last shot I had loaded so I switched to my newly aquired M4 and then realised it was out of ammo. This Jugg noob with his M60 couldn't hit a barn door so I was just dodging all his spraying, managed to reload, and pwnt him with the M4. Then someone came behind me, I accidently hit 4, aiming for R, and at the last second adjusted my aim, twatting him in the head with a stun grenade. Pulled out my airstrike, planted it down, and got three kills, then pressed 6 for my helo, just as someone came around the corner, so I did a bugs bunny hop and stuck a knife in his head.
9 kills in the space of about 30 seconds, then I realised the pretty numbers in the top left were yellow, not red. I screamed.
9 kills in the space of about 30 seconds, then I realised the pretty numbers in the top left were yellow, not red. I screamed.
Meaning what? I don't get itFunky_Finny wrote:
...then I realised the pretty numbers in the top left were yellow, not red. I screamed.
same, assume is something funny and want to laugh, but went over my head completelySwope wrote:
Meaning what? I don't get itFunky_Finny wrote:
...then I realised the pretty numbers in the top left were yellow, not red. I screamed.
he's talking about fraps, red means its taping, yellow means its not.
oh i put mine in the upper right, that confused meMiggle wrote:
he's talking about fraps, red means its taping, yellow means its not.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
YEsterday on Sab, District. Planted the bomb near the laundromat place (OpFor start on that side), and hid up the top in that gazebo thing, noticed someone going the defuse so I capped him with the m4, and rna towards the bomb, and killed hios mate too (had Jugg on so I wasn't quite dead). Finds that I've run out of ammo (the ONE time that bandy would have been useful I went 3 Special Nades instead...), so I grabbed dead guy #2s m249 and finished the last guy.
It was hawt. And I don't think I could do it again if I tried...
It was hawt. And I don't think I could do it again if I tried...
I got a 420 point round on April 20th.
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All sniper.
a picture is worth a thousand words
it was a zombie mod server and i wasnt camping
it was a zombie mod server and i wasnt camping
Zombies ftw, I wet myself the first time I played. (lol jk but it still creepy)XxRavenxX wrote:
it was a zombie mod server and i wasnt camping
I was sniping with the M40 on Bloc. I had a headshot lined up on a distant sniper and as soon as I pulled the trigger one of his teammates jumped out in front and I got a double-headshot. It was fkn awsm!
That happened XD
I love the screenshots of war XD
Ahhh, one time, back around a week. I was playing with a friend of mine, s&d on that map, where you escort war pig through in singleplayer. Anyways, was a 6 on 6 game and within the first minute my whole team gets whiped out.
Last man standing for me.
I shat bricks, but slowly made my way towards site A (not the one by the bus). All of a sudden all hell brakes loose. Bad guys everywhere! I held my breath and took on the first three storming the bombsite. Two from the lawn, one from the road. Got hit, but survived with three bogies down. Started moving over the lawn towards the building. Flashbang through the door! Toppled another guy! Then back out, heading towards the destroyed building opposing the bus. One was hiding behind the broken down wall, so I shot him in the head. Tango down! The last one snuck up on the bombsite from across the street and this time I came up behind him. He noticed me, whirled around and almost got me. But I came out victorious! Everyone was calling 0mg haX!!! and my friend on TS, witnessing all that through the spectator cam, was speechless. My hands were shaking.
That was the greatest moment for me in my short CoD career, cause I usually suck. BIG TIME!
Last man standing for me.
I shat bricks, but slowly made my way towards site A (not the one by the bus). All of a sudden all hell brakes loose. Bad guys everywhere! I held my breath and took on the first three storming the bombsite. Two from the lawn, one from the road. Got hit, but survived with three bogies down. Started moving over the lawn towards the building. Flashbang through the door! Toppled another guy! Then back out, heading towards the destroyed building opposing the bus. One was hiding behind the broken down wall, so I shot him in the head. Tango down! The last one snuck up on the bombsite from across the street and this time I came up behind him. He noticed me, whirled around and almost got me. But I came out victorious! Everyone was calling 0mg haX!!! and my friend on TS, witnessing all that through the spectator cam, was speechless. My hands were shaking.
That was the greatest moment for me in my short CoD career, cause I usually suck. BIG TIME!
A quick heads-up for the not-knowing? what´s a zombie mod?The_Lance_117 wrote:
Zombies ftw, I wet myself the first time I played. (lol jk but it still creepy)XxRavenxX wrote:
it was a zombie mod server and i wasnt camping
i was on Bloc playing search and destroy . i used my Extreme conditioning to run my arse off , got behind the enemy that was all hiding near the hole in the floor. i then knifed 5 of the enemy , dropped down the hole and knifed the last one. My wife was so amazed she let me cum in her mouth .
64.34.213.105:28960 (all custom maps)Sisco10 wrote:
Ahhh, one time, back around a week. I was playing with a friend of mine, s&d on that map, where you escort war pig through in singleplayer. Anyways, was a 6 on 6 game and within the first minute my whole team gets whiped out.
Last man standing for me.
I shat bricks, but slowly made my way towards site A (not the one by the bus). All of a sudden all hell brakes loose. Bad guys everywhere! I held my breath and took on the first three storming the bombsite. Two from the lawn, one from the road. Got hit, but survived with three bogies down. Started moving over the lawn towards the building. Flashbang through the door! Toppled another guy! Then back out, heading towards the destroyed building opposing the bus. One was hiding behind the broken down wall, so I shot him in the head. Tango down! The last one snuck up on the bombsite from across the street and this time I came up behind him. He noticed me, whirled around and almost got me. But I came out victorious! Everyone was calling 0mg haX!!! and my friend on TS, witnessing all that through the spectator cam, was speechless. My hands were shaking.
That was the greatest moment for me in my short CoD career, cause I usually suck. BIG TIME!A quick heads-up for the not-knowing? what´s a zombie mod?The_Lance_117 wrote:
Zombies ftw, I wet myself the first time I played. (lol jk but it still creepy)XxRavenxX wrote:
it was a zombie mod server and i wasnt camping
a team of surviours (marines) and one zombie (to start with)
marines have to stay alive as long as possible, zombies have to knife the marines to convert them to zombies.
You do not know how much I laughed at this LOL.hurricane2oo5 wrote:
i was on Bloc playing search and destroy . i used my Extreme conditioning to run my arse off , got behind the enemy that was all hiding near the hole in the floor. i then knifed 5 of the enemy , dropped down the hole and knifed the last one. My wife was so amazed she let me cum in her mouth .
h4xhurricane2oo5 wrote:
My wife was so amazed she let me cum in her mouth .
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
I'm not lying either .
http://zombies.totalgamingnetwork.com/m … ut_ZombiesXxRavenxX wrote:
64.34.213.105:28960 (all custom maps)Sisco10 wrote:
Ahhh, one time, back around a week. I was playing with a friend of mine, s&d on that map, where you escort war pig through in singleplayer. Anyways, was a 6 on 6 game and within the first minute my whole team gets whiped out.
Last man standing for me.
I shat bricks, but slowly made my way towards site A (not the one by the bus). All of a sudden all hell brakes loose. Bad guys everywhere! I held my breath and took on the first three storming the bombsite. Two from the lawn, one from the road. Got hit, but survived with three bogies down. Started moving over the lawn towards the building. Flashbang through the door! Toppled another guy! Then back out, heading towards the destroyed building opposing the bus. One was hiding behind the broken down wall, so I shot him in the head. Tango down! The last one snuck up on the bombsite from across the street and this time I came up behind him. He noticed me, whirled around and almost got me. But I came out victorious! Everyone was calling 0mg haX!!! and my friend on TS, witnessing all that through the spectator cam, was speechless. My hands were shaking.
That was the greatest moment for me in my short CoD career, cause I usually suck. BIG TIME!A quick heads-up for the not-knowing? what´s a zombie mod?The_Lance_117 wrote:
Zombies ftw, I wet myself the first time I played. (lol jk but it still creepy)
a team of surviours (marines) and one zombie (to start with)
marines have to stay alive as long as possible, zombies have to knife the marines to convert them to zombies.
cant mod on xbox so me and some mates just private match it and have gillies vs normal, so funny just running away from a big green bearThe_Lance_117 wrote:
http://zombies.totalgamingnetwork.com/m … ut_ZombiesXxRavenxX wrote:
64.34.213.105:28960 (all custom maps)Sisco10 wrote:
Ahhh, one time, back around a week. I was playing with a friend of mine, s&d on that map, where you escort war pig through in singleplayer. Anyways, was a 6 on 6 game and within the first minute my whole team gets whiped out.
Last man standing for me.
I shat bricks, but slowly made my way towards site A (not the one by the bus). All of a sudden all hell brakes loose. Bad guys everywhere! I held my breath and took on the first three storming the bombsite. Two from the lawn, one from the road. Got hit, but survived with three bogies down. Started moving over the lawn towards the building. Flashbang through the door! Toppled another guy! Then back out, heading towards the destroyed building opposing the bus. One was hiding behind the broken down wall, so I shot him in the head. Tango down! The last one snuck up on the bombsite from across the street and this time I came up behind him. He noticed me, whirled around and almost got me. But I came out victorious! Everyone was calling 0mg haX!!! and my friend on TS, witnessing all that through the spectator cam, was speechless. My hands were shaking.
That was the greatest moment for me in my short CoD career, cause I usually suck. BIG TIME!
A quick heads-up for the not-knowing? what´s a zombie mod?
a team of surviours (marines) and one zombie (to start with)
marines have to stay alive as long as possible, zombies have to knife the marines to convert them to zombies.