FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7147|Devon, England
Right, here's the story:

There I am, walking down town, not knowing where or what to get my girlfriend for her birthday (This saturday). I already bouht her concert tickets for one of her favourite bands, but they haven't been delivered yet, so I thought that would be a shitty present. As I walk into a cheapy little gift shop (I got desperate...), I found a little mini-treasure chest:

https://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/FFLink13/P1010039.jpg

Now, straight the way my head was filled with ideas! She loves pirate-stuff and I knew exactly what I would do, and do it I would! Here's the plan:

Step 1: Give her a card on the day, as normal. Inside said card will be a piratey note with a crytic clue telling her to look under her bed (Cryptic clue will be worked on shortly).

Step 2: Under her bed will be a pretty box, with a treasure map I am making inside.

Step 3: The treasure map will lead her into her garden in which the chest wil be hidden/buried (If her parents let me ).

Step 4: Inside said treasure chest will be Jelly Tots (Her favourite sweet, which kinda look like lil' jewels...) and a printout of my reciept for the Kill Hannah Tickets, with another little piratey note covering my excuse for not having the tickets then and there.

Step 5: Enjoy.


Here's the treasure map from start to where it is now:

https://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/FFLink13/P1010041.jpg

All drawn out and planned. It's basically a shoddy sketch of her house, pimped to be all piratey etc. The compass is like that because after I drew it all, I thought "It would be cool to find which way is north from her house and draw the compass relative to that".


https://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/FFLink13/P1010042.jpg

Shaped a bit, ready for teabagging (lol)and burning.


https://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/FFLink13/P1010043.jpg

Hanging in my bathroom waiting to dry. You can't see it that well, but it's all browney and the edges are burnt to make it look more authentic.

I'll probably have to apply more tea to it soon... God, I feel like such a kid... It's great


Now, I personally think it's quite a good idea Opinions? I could do with help for the "Cryptic Clue" for in the card, directing to under her bed, as well as any other things that might make it better.
heggs
Spamalamadingdong
+581|6845|New York
Yes, It's a good idea and I'm sure she'll flip out (in the good way) when she sees it.
Remember Me As A Time Of Day
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6609|what

Well the important thing is you tried.

It's the thought that counts.
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Gooners
Wiki Contributor
+2,700|7088

Needs more teabagging, and burn the edges! I personally think it's a really good Idea!
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6930|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Just make sure no one steals the treasure. For example these guys if they happen to find it

https://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz1262outcome6.jpg
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6946|Gogledd Cymru

"Look under the sexmattress"
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7147|Devon, England

Gooners wrote:

Needs more teabagging, and burn the edges! I personally think it's a really good Idea!
I did burn the edges! As you can see from the third picture, alot of stuff from the edges is missing. The fire got out of control!

And yeah, I intend to teabag it more
Phaytal
Member
+20|6610|Engarlandd
Good idea? ITS A FUCKING BRILLIANT IDEA! The chest looks autehnic and the map looks kick ass to!

But, can i have a party ring from the top picture
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6609|what

FFLink13 wrote:

And yeah, I intend to teabag it more
That could easily be taken out of context in a thread talking about your girlfriend.

I'm not that mean though...
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FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7147|Devon, England

Phaytal wrote:

Good idea? ITS A FUCKING BRILLIANT IDEA! The chest looks autehnic and the map looks kick ass to!

But, can i have a party ring from the top picture
They're all chewy

I just can't be assed to turn around and bin them... Actually, I'll do it now.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6946|Gogledd Cymru

Cryptic clue:

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this message in 10 other topics i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

p.s. look under your bed :d
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7147|Devon, England

The Sheriff wrote:

Cryptic clue:

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this message in 10 other topics i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

p.s. look under your bed :d
Yeah... Umm... Cheers... I'll use that *pats on head*
Ultimatrox
Member
+38|6689|Netherlands

The Sheriff wrote:

Cryptic clue:

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this message in 10 other topics i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

p.s. look under your bed :d
lol
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7077|London, England
If this doesn't get you some sex then make that wench walk the fucking plank.
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6981|South Florida

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

If this doesn't get you some sex then make that wench walk the fucking plank.
so clever.

or make her 'walk your plank' tonight ff
15 more years! 15 more years!
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7147|Devon, England

Mitch wrote:

Mek-Stizzle wrote:

If this doesn't get you some sex then make that wench walk the fucking plank.
so clever.

or make her 'walk your plank' tonight ff
Sounds kinky.

But I wouldn't need to do anything like this if all I wanted was sex, I could just ask.

I'm just an awesome boyfriend
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7299|Alberta, Canada

You should try to brown the map a bit, so that it isn't so white. Maybe take a brown pastel and smudge it on a q-tip, then smudge the paper lightly.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7147|Devon, England

Ryan wrote:

You should try to brown the map a bit, so that it isn't so white. Maybe take a brown pastel and smudge it on a q-tip, then smudge the paper lightly.
That's what the teabagging is doing
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7299|Alberta, Canada

FFLink13 wrote:

Ryan wrote:

You should try to brown the map a bit, so that it isn't so white. Maybe take a brown pastel and smudge it on a q-tip, then smudge the paper lightly.
That's what the teabagging is doing
Ah, right. I forgot about using teabags >.<
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7188|St. Andrews / Oslo

The word teabag has been used way too many times in this thread
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13rin
Member
+977|6935
Inventive.  I'm sure she'll love it.
I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something.  - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.
jord
Member
+2,382|7134|The North, beyond the wall.
I heard Piratequest is a good game and a level 56 account on said game would make her really happy...
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|6210|Roma
Thats genius.
Can i borrow that?
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DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7141|United States of America
Is this all this stuf still for Jess or whatever her name was?
OmniDeath
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+726|7100

Kill Hannah? I know a Hannah...

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