Keyboards ~ The Hidden Secrets

2008-09-07 00:44:01

#1

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6442|Sydney | ♥

So i was watching this TV show, and it stated "The average keyboard has more germs and bacteria than the average family toilet seat"

So i thought about it, and i realised, i had NEVER cleaned my keyboard, and i mean, NEVER

For the 1.5 years + id had it, i had never touched it with any kind of cleaning utensil,

so i pried open the keys, and to my horror, under the wonderful keys......;.

The Hidden Secrets....

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So i cleaned it good, even washed all the keys in boiled water, lol

So i urge you, pull apart your keyboards, and take some pics of the filth

(I hereby am not held responsible for any nubs that break their keyboards, i do however hold the right to lol at them. Hard.)

Last edited by tazz. (2008-09-07 00:50:01)

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2008-09-07 00:48:52

#2

Catbox: forgiveness; +505|6983

that's pretty dirty... luckily keyboards are pretty cheap...

Love is the answer

2008-09-07 01:00:05

#3

thraSK: Best ___ in Aus; +57|6250

What the hell are you, a yeti?

Lol i can see crumbs and stuff in my G15 but im too chicken to pull it apart

2008-09-07 01:16:14

#4

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6442|Sydney | ♥

thraSK wrote:
What the hell are you, a yeti?

Lol i can see crumbs and stuff in my G15 but im too chicken to pull it apart

I wouldnt pull apart a G15 neither tbh

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2008-09-07 01:41:55

#5

Mattimus: Wardimus; +16|6092

Same with me. There's so much shit behind the keys on my G15, once I tried to take the keys off but I didn't want to force and break them So the shit can stay there..

2008-09-07 01:51:02

#6

Defiance: Member; +438|6938

I've completely disassembled both versions of the G15, the first one was tougher, but a good cleaning won't break them.

Usually I just pull out all the keys, throw 'em in a big glass jar with some warm water and mild soap, shaky shaky, dry-y dry-y, and voila. Work the base with a dry rag and vacuum and you've got a brand new keyboard.

In case someone asks, the first G15 died from a 'tragic' LAN accident. Now I've got a little roll up keyboard that is practically one piece of rubber for LANs.

2008-09-07 02:06:51

#7

ELITE-UK: Scratching my back; +170|6741|SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND

Look at all those erm....pubes...i mean hairs, ewww .

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2008-09-07 02:17:48

#8

CrazeD: Member; +368|6940|Maine

Yeah, mine gets pretty dirty too.

Someone needs to invent a crumb tray for keyboards.

2008-09-07 02:17:53

#9

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6835|NYC / Hamburg

I take my keyboard along for a shower once a month. As a great effect, both the keyboard and me are clean afterwards

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2008-09-07 02:22:41

#10

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6442|Sydney | ♥

ELITE-UK wrote:
Look at all those erm....pubes...i mean hairs, ewww .

I lol'd

I have 5 cats....

^{everything i write is a ramble and should not be taken seriously.... _{seriously. ♥}}

2008-09-07 02:26:26

#11

Benzin: Member; +576|6266

Just use a good vacuum, then you won't have to take it apart. But I bet it's your damn cats that are the reason your keyboard was so dirty. Your own fault, really.

2008-09-07 02:28:47

#12

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6706|King Of The Islands

CapnNismo wrote:
Just use a good vacuum, then you won't have to take it apart. But I bet it's your damn cats that are the reason your keyboard was so dirty. Your own fault, really.

Air compressor > vacuum.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2008-09-07 02:33:52

#13

kylef: Gone; +1,352|6760|N. Ireland

tazz. wrote:
thraSK wrote:
What the hell are you, a yeti?

Lol i can see crumbs and stuff in my G15 but im too chicken to pull it apart
I wouldnt pull apart a G15 neither tbh

When I had a G15 I did and it was fine. Just remember where the keys go

2008-09-07 02:41:35

#14

Benzin: Member; +576|6266

Cheez wrote:
CapnNismo wrote:
Just use a good vacuum, then you won't have to take it apart. But I bet it's your damn cats that are the reason your keyboard was so dirty. Your own fault, really.
Air compressor > vacuum.

But the air compressor just puts it back in the air leaving it free to come down again. The vac gets it out and keeps it out.

2008-09-07 02:43:19

#15

Cheez: Herman is a warmaphrodite; +1,027|6706|King Of The Islands

CapnNismo wrote:
Cheez wrote:
CapnNismo wrote:
Just use a good vacuum, then you won't have to take it apart. But I bet it's your damn cats that are the reason your keyboard was so dirty. Your own fault, really.
Air compressor > vacuum.
But the air compressor just puts it back in the air leaving it free to come down again. The vac gets it out and keeps it out.

I don't know about you, but my air compressor is not inside the house.

My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

2008-09-07 02:45:55

#16

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6021|Roma

I buy a new keyboard like every 2 months.
they are incredibly cheap nowdays.
even a logitech keyboard costs around 10-15€

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2008-09-07 02:57:36

#17

_Dominiko_PL: TITS or gtfo.; +97|6788|Polish state of EU

Lol, quite hairy

2008-09-07 02:58:55

#18

rh27: Not really a Brit; +51|6864|England

max wrote:
I take my keyboard along for a shower once a month. As a great effect, both the keyboard and me are clean afterwards

You are my hero. What could be better than shower sexytime with a keyboard.

2008-09-07 03:05:25

#19

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6464|Winland

I blow out my keyboards with canned air, ever so often, and I always wash my hands before I use my G11.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-09-07 03:45:35

#20

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6916

How do you take the keys off? Just lever them?

2008-09-07 04:11:59

#21

tazz.: oz.; +1,338|6442|Sydney | ♥

ghettoperson wrote:
How do you take the keys off? Just lever them?

Flat head screw driver.

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2008-09-07 04:21:04

#22

Beduin: Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid; +510|6017|شمال

https://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee37/Middleeaster/TOL-3M-DR.jpg

Takes most dirt easily, no need to tare your keyboard apart.

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...show me the schematic

2008-09-07 11:08:42

#23

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6916

I just took it apart, cleaned it all and left the keys soaking in Head and Shoulders and boiling water for a few hours.

2008-09-07 11:28:06

#24

doompenguin: Member; +12|6198|London

I used a screwdriver to pull my keys off and cleaned the bit below with the hoover, but I had to spend half an hour looking for my D key after it went flying. I found it lodged inside my printer

2008-09-07 11:31:43

#25

bugz: Fission Mailed; +3,311|6579

doompenguin wrote:
I used a screwdriver to pull my keys off and cleaned the bit below with the hoover, but I had to spend half an hour looking for my D key after it went flying. I found it lodged inside my printer

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