ghettoperson
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Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes

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Gooners
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ebug showed me this yesterday lololoolooooo
Uzique
dasein.
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Reading this makes my arse feel weird.

libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6890|The Twilight Zone
posted already
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Gooners
Wiki Contributor
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Uzique wrote:

Reading this makes my arse feel weird.

What's new Uzique? Especially when you have caviar and high class champagne throttling out of your anus at speeds matched only by a Bugatti Veyron, what do you expect?

Be right back gonna go read some fine literature. <3
Hope_is_lost117
Psy squad
+49|6433|Belgium

Uzique wrote:

Reading this makes my arse feel weird.

Same.

















And very scared while sitting in the near same model of chair
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6748

.Sup wrote:

posted already
On trackr.


I'm a bit scared too. Maybe I should stick a steel plate under me and cover it with a cushion
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7064|UK
I have a standard chair. Nothing can go wrong ... or can it?
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6709
Made in china
ghettoperson
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bennisboy
Member
+829|7083|Poundland
Jus be careful that wen you're sitting on the floor you dont fart.
Wen I was in primary school we all had to sit on a lino floor to watch a video. I really needed to fart n thought i could squeeze it out quietly. Boy was I wrong. I did possibly the loudest fart ever, which was exascerbated by the fact the floor vibrated. Everyone looked at me and I casually switched the blame to my best mate who was sent out, ahhh fun times
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7057|London, England
Quite possibly one of the most genuinely scary stories I've read
Gooners
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Mekstizzle wrote:

Quite possibly one of the most genuinely scary stories I've read
ite mek
Kez
Member
+778|6139|London, UK
lol this is funny
Snake
Missing, Presumed Dead
+1,046|7002|England

That is actually quite worrying

Lets look on the bright side, gays have a new way to go now.
iNeedUrFace4Soup
fuck it
+348|6982
Buying all my enemies office chairs made in china tomorrow.
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Hope_is_lost117
Psy squad
+49|6433|Belgium

iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:

Buying all my enemies office chairs made in china tomorrow.
I award this death "most gruesome horrifying death ever "

Sux2bownerofchinesechair ...
Ioan92
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I don't think this can happen while the chair is at the lowest level....


right?


OrangeHound
Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...
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I can't believe any of you actually think this is real .... use the intelligence of your heads rather than your ass ...







.... evidence?  Where is all the blood on the chair????  Can't find any?  Well, perhaps that's because this is yet another internet tall tale that is designed to amaze the lower IQ's of the world.   
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7057|London, England

OrangeHound wrote:

I can't believe any of you actually think this is real .... use the intelligence of your heads rather than your ass ...







.... evidence?  Where is all the blood on the chair????  Can't find any?  Well, perhaps that's because this is yet another internet tall tale that is designed to amaze the lower IQ's of the world.   
But it's China
ghettoperson
Member
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OrangeHound wrote:

I can't believe any of you actually think this is real .... use the intelligence of your heads rather than your ass ...







.... evidence?  Where is all the blood on the chair????  Can't find any?  Well, perhaps that's because this is yet another internet tall tale that is designed to amaze the lower IQ's of the world.   
I posted it more as a source of amusement than fact. I did think the lack of blood was odd.
CrazeD
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+368|7109|Maine

Ioan92 wrote:

I don't think this can happen while the chair is at the lowest level....


right?


Actually that's more likely, seeings its compressed more.
ghettoperson
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CrazeD wrote:

Ioan92 wrote:

I don't think this can happen while the chair is at the lowest level....


right?


Actually that's more likely, seeings its compressed more.
Don't you release the pressure when you lower it?
CrazeD
Member
+368|7109|Maine
Don't think so. How do you think it springs back up?

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