ebug showed me this yesterday lololoolooooo
Reading this makes my arse feel weird.
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What's new Uzique? Especially when you have caviar and high class champagne throttling out of your anus at speeds matched only by a Bugatti Veyron, what do you expect?Uzique wrote:
Reading this makes my arse feel weird.
Be right back gonna go read some fine literature. <3
Same.Uzique wrote:
Reading this makes my arse feel weird.
And very scared while sitting in the near same model of chair
On trackr..Sup wrote:
posted already
I'm a bit scared too. Maybe I should stick a steel plate under me and cover it with a cushion
I have a standard chair. Nothing can go wrong ... or can it?
Made in china
Jus be careful that wen you're sitting on the floor you dont fart.
Wen I was in primary school we all had to sit on a lino floor to watch a video. I really needed to fart n thought i could squeeze it out quietly. Boy was I wrong. I did possibly the loudest fart ever, which was exascerbated by the fact the floor vibrated. Everyone looked at me and I casually switched the blame to my best mate who was sent out, ahhh fun times
Wen I was in primary school we all had to sit on a lino floor to watch a video. I really needed to fart n thought i could squeeze it out quietly. Boy was I wrong. I did possibly the loudest fart ever, which was exascerbated by the fact the floor vibrated. Everyone looked at me and I casually switched the blame to my best mate who was sent out, ahhh fun times
Quite possibly one of the most genuinely scary stories I've read
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Quite possibly one of the most genuinely scary stories I've read
lol this is funny
That is actually quite worrying
Lets look on the bright side, gays have a new way to go now.
Lets look on the bright side, gays have a new way to go now.
Buying all my enemies office chairs made in china tomorrow.

I award this death "most gruesome horrifying death ever "iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
Buying all my enemies office chairs made in china tomorrow.
Sux2bownerofchinesechair ...
I don't think this can happen while the chair is at the lowest level....
right?
right?
I can't believe any of you actually think this is real .... use the intelligence of your heads rather than your ass ...
.... evidence? Where is all the blood on the chair???? Can't find any? Well, perhaps that's because this is yet another internet tall tale that is designed to amaze the lower IQ's of the world.
.... evidence? Where is all the blood on the chair???? Can't find any? Well, perhaps that's because this is yet another internet tall tale that is designed to amaze the lower IQ's of the world.
But it's ChinaOrangeHound wrote:
I can't believe any of you actually think this is real .... use the intelligence of your heads rather than your ass ...
.... evidence? Where is all the blood on the chair???? Can't find any? Well, perhaps that's because this is yet another internet tall tale that is designed to amaze the lower IQ's of the world.
I posted it more as a source of amusement than fact. I did think the lack of blood was odd.OrangeHound wrote:
I can't believe any of you actually think this is real .... use the intelligence of your heads rather than your ass ...
.... evidence? Where is all the blood on the chair???? Can't find any? Well, perhaps that's because this is yet another internet tall tale that is designed to amaze the lower IQ's of the world.
Actually that's more likely, seeings its compressed more.Ioan92 wrote:
I don't think this can happen while the chair is at the lowest level....
right?
Don't you release the pressure when you lower it?CrazeD wrote:
Actually that's more likely, seeings its compressed more.Ioan92 wrote:
I don't think this can happen while the chair is at the lowest level....
right?
Don't think so. How do you think it springs back up?