Hakei
Banned
+295|6419
I'll have a look at my outbound emails from MSN, I'm sure I've got something in there from when I was 13. Could be good for a lawl.

Edit:

I guess I should be emailing you, seeing as I said I would. I'm not sure of the reasons, just a way of telling you stuff without you being there. Ever since talking to you again you've been on my mind - It's not one of those weird day dreams, more of a light thing on my mind to make me smile.

Have you ever wanted to slow dance in the rain? I have an urge. Next week I should be at home quite a bit, so I hope we get time to catch up, maybe we could go to the movies or something. Seeing as you questioned me on poetry, I was considering writing you one but I don't know if it's appropriate at this moment in time.

So, that's all I can think of at this moment, strange how when thinking about writing you come up with 1000's of different things to say, yet when it comes to it all that you think of is rubbish.
I was 13 at the time, we eventually started dating and only split 6 months later because I moved to Australia.

And yeah, I did write her a poem and we did go to the movies ^______________________^.

Last edited by Hakei (2009-05-25 21:56:46)

.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|7233|Marathon, Florida Keys
I wrote one once, biggest waste of 2 hours in my life.
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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6897|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Give her the gift of song

You let me violate you.
You let me desecrate you.
You let me penetrate you.
You let me complicate you.
Help me.
I broke apart my insides.
Help me.
I've got no soul to sell.
Help me.
The only thing that works for me.
Help me get away from myself.

I wanna fuck you like an animal.
I wanna feel you from the inside.
I wanna fuck you like an animal.
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God.

You can have my isolation.
You can have the hate that it brings.
You can have my absence of faith.
You can have my everything.
Help me.
Tear down my reason.
Help me.
It's your sex I can smell.
Help me.
You make me perfect.
Help me become somebody else.

I wanna fuck you like an animal.
I wanna feel you from the inside.
I wanna fuck you like an animal.
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to God.

Through every forest.
Above the trees.
Within my stomach.
Scraped off my knees.
I drink the honey inside your hive.
You are the reason I stay alive.
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6577|what

His last attempt at that didn't work:



This was never the way I planned, not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you caught my attention

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter
You're my experimental game, just human nature
It's not what good girls do, not how they should behave
My head gets so confused, hard to obey

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist, so touchable
Too good to deny it
It ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
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ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7073

Macbeth wrote:

argo4 wrote:

lol is this for that asian chick? If I remember right
She is great.

You ever noticed how no matter how your day is going when you just see that certain person in your life how everything just feels great? Her laugh at my bad joke. Her smile at my meanness. Her kiss when I feel bad. Her honesty about how she feels. Her ability to see the bright side of things. Her bad driving.

Everything about this girl is amazing. She keeps me interested, always finding something new about her is great. From the day, she first said "Hi we're in the same class right?" to the day when she said "You'll only just ever be a friend to me." to the day she said "I love you." Enjoyed every second of it.

The first kiss at her house. The first time we made love. The first time we argued. Don't regret anything about it.

Best last few months of my life. She is just that great.
I'm disgusted. Man the fuck up and go masturbate to some rape-porn or something.
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7115|Devon, England
Ha ha, I used to write loads as a kid

I don't specifically write them nowadays, I just word it in to an online conversation or remember it and say it to her personally.
JahManRed
wank
+646|7052|IRELAND

Better to say shit to a woman's face I think. Never wrote one, probably never will.
JahManRed
wank
+646|7052|IRELAND

ghettoperson wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

argo4 wrote:

lol is this for that asian chick? If I remember right
She is great.

You ever noticed how no matter how your day is going when you just see that certain person in your life how everything just feels great? Her laugh at my bad joke. Her smile at my meanness. Her kiss when I feel bad. Her honesty about how she feels. Her ability to see the bright side of things. Her bad driving.

Everything about this girl is amazing. She keeps me interested, always finding something new about her is great. From the day, she first said "Hi we're in the same class right?" to the day when she said "You'll only just ever be a friend to me." to the day she said "I love you." Enjoyed every second of it.

The first kiss at her house. The first time we made love. The first time we argued. Don't regret anything about it.

Best last few months of my life. She is just that great.
I'm disgusted. Man the fuck up and go masturbate to some rape-porn or something.
That's all well and good. But skip forward 5 years and all those things that are fresh, new and interesting, have become boring repetitive and annoying. Then its time for the rape porn.
bennisboy
Member
+829|7070|Poundland
Jesus titty fucking christ. A love letter? Are you fucking twelve?

Yeah you go write a love letter and see how quickly it scares her off
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6894

Macbeth wrote:

argo4 wrote:

lol is this for that asian chick? If I remember right
She is great.

You ever noticed how no matter how your day is going when you just see that certain person in your life how everything just feels great? Her laugh at my bad joke. Her smile at my meanness. Her kiss when I feel bad. Her honesty about how she feels. Her ability to see the bright side of things. Her bad driving.

Everything about this girl is amazing. She keeps me interested, always finding something new about her is great. From the day, she first said "Hi we're in the same class right?" to the day when she said "You'll only just ever be a friend to me." to the day she said "I love you." Enjoyed every second of it.

The first kiss at her house. The first time we made love. The first time we argued. Don't regret anything about it.

Best last few months of my life. She is just that great.
...

Keep that shit for when you've been separated for a few weeks by a vacation or something, like Bennis said being such a faggot on a day-to-day basis will scare a chick off.
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7097|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Dear Asain Girl,

Once upon a time a young lad met this asain bird who took it from all angles in all posistions.  She was a kinky lil thing who used to like me poking my finger up her 'wrong un' as I nailed her from behind.  I loved her long time and not even her stinky fanny was enough to put me off, I used to love the lil 'weeeee weeeee' piggy noises she used to make as she would come for the 7th time, her bald wizards sleave was the cutest lil thing I ever saw .........

Thats the first paragraph, you finish it off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7097|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Uzique wrote:

I've only written to a love-partner
In all seriousness are you a Woofta?
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7115|Devon, England

1927 wrote:

Dear Asain Girl,

Once upon a time a young lad met this asain bird who took it from all angles in all posistions.  She was a kinky lil thing who used to like me poking my finger up her 'wrong un' as I nailed her from behind.  I loved her long time and not even her stinky fanny was enough to put me off, I used to love the lil 'weeeee weeeee' piggy noises she used to make as she would come for the 7th time, her bald wizards sleave was the cutest lil thing I ever saw .........

Thats the first paragraph, you finish it off.

1927 wrote:

Uzique wrote:

I've only written to a love-partner
In all seriousness are you a Woofta?
I think I am, now.

I love you and you your posts, 1927
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6894

1927 wrote:

Uzique wrote:

I've only written to a love-partner
In all seriousness are you a Woofta?
Hahaha no and I have no idea why I phrased it that way in the first place either; girlfriend is probably the better term
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6924|so randum
1927 for mod
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6212|Catherine Black
Dear FatherTed,

The time we have spent together has been, well, how can I say this, magestic. I've never enjoyed myself more. My love for you grows with each passing second. Your drinking problem doesn't bother me at all, infact I enjoy the drunken nights of shameless sex we have because of it. I hope this letter means as much to you as it does to me. I love you, FatherTed, and I always will.

With lots of love,

Finray.
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6924|so randum
tbf im a gr8 guy
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6212|Catherine Black

FatherTed wrote:

tbf im a gr8 guy
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AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6577|what

FatherTed wrote:

tbf im a gr8 guy
Knowing Macbeth he would still manage to fuck up something as simple as that.

I can see him now, txting her:

"tbf im a gr8 gay"
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6924|so randum
tbf im a gr8 IM GOING TO SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6212|Catherine Black
Molly's standing on my desk
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Lai
Member
+186|6575
I recieved one or two very short ones at elementary school as I remember. Never wrote one myself. Did write a poem though, but it was more of a love-lost-frustration poem than anything else, and I obviously never send or read it to her as it didn't matter fuck anymore. I kept shaving on the poem for months afterwards, out of aesthetical/artistic reasons. There is one girl I probably would write/have written on a non casual tone if only she could read it

There is another girl I snail mail regularly, but she is just a casual friend and she didn't had internet at first, so that's why we resorted to snail mail.

I think the problem with love letters is that people understand them to be sexy time letters, which is crap.

FFLink13 wrote:

Ha ha, I used to write loads as a kid
Scans or it didn't happen!
Stingray24
Proud member of the vast right-wing conspiracy
+1,060|6869|The Land of Scott Walker

Uzique wrote:

Keep that shit for when you've been separated for a few weeks by a vacation or something, like Bennis said being such a faggot on a day-to-day basis will scare a chick off.
Truth.  Women say they want a sensitive man, but only in moderation.
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|7138|Purplicious Wisconsin

Stingray24 wrote:

Uzique wrote:

Keep that shit for when you've been separated for a few weeks by a vacation or something, like Bennis said being such a faggot on a day-to-day basis will scare a chick off.
Truth.  Women say they want a sensitive man, but only in moderation.
Actually, they don't know what a sensitive man REALLY is like.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6942|Montucky

Last edited by S3v3N (2009-05-26 20:01:54)

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