It's recommended that you wash your sheets (yes, especially you, you randy animal
) in 60 degrees. It kills better all them critters. I wash clothes and sheets separately cuz they tend to tangle up in a huge roll in the machine. And for the love of your clothes, do not mix whites and colours in the dryer. It has the same effect, and in some cases worse, as putting your red trophy knickers with your white Hugo Boss shirts in the washer.
Ultra's Basic clothes washing for dummies:
-Separate coloured and whites, be it sheets or not.
-Check the washer/dryer that there aren't any clothes left from the last user to fuck up your washing result
-Double check the colours you toss in the washer and dryer
-Clothes 30-40c
-Sheets n' towels 60c (check the labels for the temperature. some don't like 60c)
-If you do much sporting and/or have flexible things, like tracksuits, swimming pants or similar, do not use softener. It'll kill the stretchy out of them.
-When tumble drying sheets. Check in the dryer every 30min or so, that they're not in a huge pile. They won't get dry on the inside at all. Mess the sheets up and turn the dryer back on.
-If you wash at a public place with hot women among you, you go ask for assistance so they can check that you have done everything right, mkay? And if you get laid as a bonus, remember that 50% of it goes to me... wait wat?
Protip. If you have clothes that are otherways clean, but reek of cigs and you have to have the clothes on for tonights woman hunt do the following. Throw them into the dryer for a 10min with a piece of these dryer aroma paper sheets (or whatever they're called) you get from any store. Just look for some dryer stuff on the shelf. They don't cost much but they are a life saver somethimes since hanging the shirt outside just won't get rid of all the stench even in a night or two.
Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2009-05-28 12:22:54)