so i go to subway today for lunch
and i buy a toasty over 9000 inch.
then i buy a drink
and walk to the fountain.
but it isn't a fountain.
its a digital coke dispenser, with a touch screen.
How is this so cool? You might ask?
Well, to start, it has about every soda besides pepsi.
Ok cool you might say, what else?
IT HAS AT LEAST 5 FLAVORS OF EVERYTINg
there must be fucking GNOMES in this thing making cocktail sprite for your shit
for example
Press regular coke button> Get option for> lime coke, raspberry coke, peach coke, lemon coke, cherry coke, vanilla coke.
now multiply that by the 30 different sodas they carry, including vault.
thats... hold the fuck on i need a calculator... HOLY SHITCUNT 240 FUCKING FLAVORS. THIS IS EPICNESS well THIS IS MADNESS. THIS IS SUBWAY! from ONE fucking MACHINE, in your MOUTH, at your fucking DISPOSAL.
instead of the cure to cancer, those motherfuckers at coke decided to create this godly fucking mechanized beast. I mean jesus fucking christ what more could you want? Pepsi? fuck pepsi they can't do shit on a level like that.
The end is nigh people. There is no longer any way soda can be improved upon. This is unbeatable. ASIMO? No fuck you asimo you can't even walk down stairs without cracking your face open you piece of shit. And you sure as hell can't dispense oral platonic love.
you guys think im crazy now.. wait until you fucking see this shit. ittl blow your mind. its like seeing mr mr ed talk for the first time. your like. is that fucking horse speaking english?
YEAH ITS SPEAKING ENGLISH and also dispensing PEACH FUCKING ROOTBEER.
GG coke.
and i buy a toasty over 9000 inch.
then i buy a drink
and walk to the fountain.
but it isn't a fountain.
its a digital coke dispenser, with a touch screen.
How is this so cool? You might ask?
Well, to start, it has about every soda besides pepsi.
Ok cool you might say, what else?
IT HAS AT LEAST 5 FLAVORS OF EVERYTINg
there must be fucking GNOMES in this thing making cocktail sprite for your shit
for example
Press regular coke button> Get option for> lime coke, raspberry coke, peach coke, lemon coke, cherry coke, vanilla coke.
now multiply that by the 30 different sodas they carry, including vault.
thats... hold the fuck on i need a calculator... HOLY SHITCUNT 240 FUCKING FLAVORS. THIS IS EPICNESS well THIS IS MADNESS. THIS IS SUBWAY! from ONE fucking MACHINE, in your MOUTH, at your fucking DISPOSAL.
instead of the cure to cancer, those motherfuckers at coke decided to create this godly fucking mechanized beast. I mean jesus fucking christ what more could you want? Pepsi? fuck pepsi they can't do shit on a level like that.
The end is nigh people. There is no longer any way soda can be improved upon. This is unbeatable. ASIMO? No fuck you asimo you can't even walk down stairs without cracking your face open you piece of shit. And you sure as hell can't dispense oral platonic love.
you guys think im crazy now.. wait until you fucking see this shit. ittl blow your mind. its like seeing mr mr ed talk for the first time. your like. is that fucking horse speaking english?
YEAH ITS SPEAKING ENGLISH and also dispensing PEACH FUCKING ROOTBEER.
GG coke.
Last edited by SealXo (2009-08-12 21:30:36)