2012 really is the end isnt it

2009-08-12 21:25:49

#1

SealXo: Member; +309|6956

so i go to subway today for lunch
and i buy a toasty over 9000 inch.
then i buy a drink

and walk to the fountain.

but it isn't a fountain.

its a digital coke dispenser, with a touch screen.

How is this so cool? You might ask?

Well, to start, it has about every soda besides pepsi.

Ok cool you might say, what else?

IT HAS AT LEAST 5 FLAVORS OF EVERYTINg

there must be fucking GNOMES in this thing making cocktail sprite for your shit

for example
Press regular coke button> Get option for> lime coke, raspberry coke, peach coke, lemon coke, cherry coke, vanilla coke.

now multiply that by the 30 different sodas they carry, including vault.

thats... hold the fuck on i need a calculator... HOLY SHITCUNT 240 FUCKING FLAVORS. THIS IS EPICNESS well THIS IS MADNESS. THIS IS SUBWAY! from ONE fucking MACHINE, in your MOUTH, at your fucking DISPOSAL.

instead of the cure to cancer, those motherfuckers at coke decided to create this godly fucking mechanized beast. I mean jesus fucking christ what more could you want? Pepsi? fuck pepsi they can't do shit on a level like that.

The end is nigh people. There is no longer any way soda can be improved upon. This is unbeatable. ASIMO? No fuck you asimo you can't even walk down stairs without cracking your face open you piece of shit. And you sure as hell can't dispense oral platonic love.

you guys think im crazy now.. wait until you fucking see this shit. ittl blow your mind. its like seeing mr mr ed talk for the first time. your like. is that fucking horse speaking english?

YEAH ITS SPEAKING ENGLISH and also dispensing PEACH FUCKING ROOTBEER.

GG coke.

Last edited by SealXo (2009-08-12 21:30:36)

2009-08-12 21:27:20

#2

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6006

No wonder why Cali is in such debt you are carrying 240 flavors in one machine.

2009-08-12 21:27:36

#3

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6573|what

Did you take a screenshot?

2009-08-12 21:29:27

#4

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7053

Cool.

2009-08-12 21:29:56

#5

SealXo: Member; +309|6956

A SCREENSHOT OF WHAT

ITS A REAL MACHINE

we call it a PICTURE in the real world

ill go and take one tomorrow

240 FUCKING FLAVORS out of ONE thinggy!

2009-08-12 21:33:43

#6

{M5}Sniper3: Typical white person.; +389|7180|San Antonio, Texas

Coca-Cola freestyle dispenser.

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2009-08-12 21:34:30

#7

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|6119

holy shit, raspberry and peach coke?!? never fuckin' heard/seen of anything like that. i demand that shit in my mouth.

i like this thread

Last edited by 12/f/taiwan (2009-08-12 21:35:56)

2009-08-12 21:35:14

#8

GodFather: Blademaster's bottom bitch; +387|6640|Phoenix, AZ

That's pretty smart

No more fuckin' around with that other shit.

2009-08-12 21:37:06

#9

Stimey: +786|6541|Ontario | Canada

Fucking win.

2009-08-12 21:38:11

#10

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|6119

wait what if i want to mix drinks?!?!

2009-08-12 21:48:26

#11

SealXo: Member; +309|6956

12/f/taiwan wrote:
wait what if i want to mix drinks?!?!

THEN YOU CAN GET FUCKING ANYTHING MAN

the skys the FUCKING LIMIT

youc an get like

PEACH ROOTBEERS
+ like RASPBERRY VAULT

and if that doesn't BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND then you can add like VANILLA SPRITE AND SHIT

its like DNA YOU CAN MAKE THAT SHIT UNIQUE JUST LIKE YOU BABY

2009-08-12 21:49:19

#12

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7053

Put it back in your pants.

2009-08-12 21:50:13

#13

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6006

Gooners wrote:
Put it back in your pants.

and take yours out.

2009-08-12 21:52:21

#14

SealXo: Member; +309|6956

Gooners wrote:
Put it back in your pants.

your just jealous you don't have GODLY SHIT LIKE THAT.

you only have like 8 DIFFERENT SODAS and ONE DIET OPTION ON YOUR COKE

IVE GOT 8 DIFFERENT FLAVORS FOR DASANI WATER.

THIS IS SOME SHIT the fucking JETSONS would fly around in their fucking FLYING SAUCER with

im talking the great fucking GAZOO

Last edited by SealXo (2009-08-12 21:53:16)

2009-08-12 21:52:40

#15

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|6119

SealXo wrote:
12/f/taiwan wrote:
wait what if i want to mix drinks?!?!
THEN YOU CAN GET FUCKING ANYTHING MAN

the skys the FUCKING LIMIT

youc an get like

PEACH ROOTBEERS
+ like RASPBERRY VAULT

and if that doesn't BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND then you can add like VANILLA SPRITE AND SHIT

its like DNA YOU CAN MAKE THAT SHIT UNIQUE JUST LIKE YOU BABY

Last edited by 12/f/taiwan (2009-08-12 21:54:44)

2009-08-12 21:53:56

#16

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6006

12/f/taiwan wrote:
SealXo wrote:
12/f/taiwan wrote:
wait what if i want to mix drinks?!?!
THEN YOU CAN GET FUCKING ANYTHING MAN

the skys the FUCKING LIMIT

youc an get like

PEACH ROOTBEERS
+ like RASPBERRY VAULT

and if that doesn't BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND then you can add like VANILLA SPRITE AND SHIT

its like DNA YOU CAN MAKE THAT SHIT UNIQUE JUST LIKE YOU BABY
http://i32.tinypic.com/7130h0.jpg

I fucking love entourage comes on after hung and true blood, i mostly switch off Hung after I finish true blood and watch entourage afterward.

2009-08-12 21:54:28

#17

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|7053

SealXo wrote:
Gooners wrote:
Put it back in your pants.
your just jealous you don't have GODLY SHIT LIKE THAT.

you only have like 8 DIFFERENT SODAS and ONE DIET OPTION ON YOUR COKE

IVE GOT 8 DIFFERENT FLAVORS FOR DASANI WATER.

THIS IS SOME SHIT the fucking JETSONS would fly around in their fucking FLYING SAUCER with

im talking the great fucking GAZOO

I'm thinking you had the wrong type of soda.

2009-08-12 21:56:48

#18

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7021|132 and Bush

The last two time I went to the grocery store. $20.12 .. and then $9.11. Honestly. I even said to the cashier, "not sure I like that" ..lol

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2009-08-12 21:59:46

#19

Superior Mind: (not macbeth); +1,755|7113

The flavor additions aren't whole other sets of soda. They have flavored syrup that will dispense with the cola. Not too complicated, many older fountain machines have similar features. Albeit not to that quantitative extent.

x

2009-08-12 22:01:16

#20

VicktorVauhn: Member; +319|6813|Southern California

It just adds some concentrate to regular soda, places have been doing that since the 50s.

2009-08-12 22:33:52

#21

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7195|Noizyland

Thing doesn't have Lift or L&P. Still it's the closest thing we've got to those Star Trek Food thingies where you say what you want and it zaps it up for you so I give this a thumbs up.

Too bad it'll be a decade before this thing makes it's way to NZ.

[Blinking eyes thing]
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2009-08-12 22:39:00

#22

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6573|what

Ty wrote:
Too bad it'll be a decade before this thing makes it's way to NZ.

Exactly.

And who wants to drink decade old cola?

2009-08-12 22:39:19

#23

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6989|Mountains of NC

" it speaks english "

won't be long before a mexican that mexican't speak english sues and they have to put in a translater

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2009-08-12 22:40:40

#24

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7163|FUCK UBISOFT

Ty wrote:
Thing doesn't have Lift or L&P. Still it's the closest thing we've got to those Star Trek Food thingies where you say what you want and it zaps it up for you so I give this a thumbs up.

Too bad it'll be a decade before this thing makes it's way to NZ.

They're called Tricorders.

2009-08-12 22:41:08

#25

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6006

SEREMAKER wrote:
" it speaks english "

won't be long before a mexican that mexican't speak english sues and they have to put in a translater

and add Jarritos Guava Soda to the list.

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