Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|6004

So after one of my classes I started a conversation with a girl in the class since for the class we have to go to a play which is about witchcraft and I noticed she got all happy about it. Anyway we went to the school library afterward and played with her tora cards and joked around for about an hour. We are now both going to the play together. I think afterward she wanted me to kiss her but I don't know. In any case I have a date now.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7161|FUCK UBISOFT

she in a coven?
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
edlT
2+2=Vagina
+46|5818|USA
nice bro

you gonna hit that shit?
TehAndroo
Banned
+19|5766

edlT wrote:

nice bro

you gonna hit that shit?
ye, you know imma hit dat azz
some_random_panda
Flamesuit essential
+454|6809

The temptation to get that Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me pic is overwhelming.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,991|7051|949

Keep picking those winners Macbeth.  With any luck she'll let you wrap her in latex before you burn her at the stake.
Red Forman
Banned
+402|5819
liar.  go away.
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|6004

Anyway she says she sees spirits and her past life spirits live at home with her. She is short and skinny which is my fetish. She says she can read torat cards or whatevr that bullshit is called. She leaves water out for her past life spirits to drink at home. She is an english major.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6887
Tell her that Wicca was invented in the 1960s by some faggy British guy butthurt because his Christian church wanted him to give to some "charity" thing.

Last edited by Doctor Strangelove (2009-09-23 17:30:28)

aimless
Member
+166|6544|Texas
that's...weird.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6916

aimless wrote:

that's...weirdMacbeth.
fix't
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6638|Phoenix, AZ
If shes a witch you don't even need to use a condom

if you didnt know that before your a complete dumbass
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7046|UK
Ask her to put a spell on you to cure your gayness.

Spoiler (highlight to read):

kidding! :P
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6916

liquidat0r wrote:

Ask her to put a spell on you to cure your gayness.
fuck, what a brilliant ploy to get laid! do it!
DefCon-17
Maple Syrup Faggot
+362|6575|Vancouver | Canada

GodFather wrote:

you're a complete dumbass
Bingo.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,822|6525|eXtreme to the maX
You have a date with some girl who has a set of tarot cards and witch fantasy

She has a date with ......... fill the blank guys.
Fuck Israel
Red Forman
Banned
+402|5819

DefCon-17 wrote:

GodFather wrote:

you're a complete dumbass
Bingo.
actually, i think it is his imagination.  just like when he said his girl was that azn chick when it really was that nasty creature he said was his friend.  plus he loves that stupid show on HBO.
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6941|...

wica, a ploy invented by some dude to allow him to fuck as many gullible chicks as he could get his hands on

seriously: drop a couple tabs on her then act like ur doing majik

Last edited by jsnipy (2009-09-23 17:46:51)

Defiance
Member
+438|7090

Not your blog.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7193|Noizyland

BURRRN HER!!
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6997|Columbus, OH
fuglies chicks are usually the ones who become witches. prove me wrong Macbeth

UPDATE: yes, yes another generalization.../sigh

Last edited by loubot (2009-09-23 18:13:30)

AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6572|what

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Keep picking those winners Macbeth.  With any luck she'll let you wrap her in latex before you burn her at the stake.
Macbeth is hoping that with any luck he'll be the one wearing the latex.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
OmniDeath
~
+726|7063

inb4putonmyrobeandwizardhat


Ty wrote:

BURRRN HER!!
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/13406/HolyGrail026.jpg

Last edited by OmniDeath (2009-09-23 18:10:21)

SonderKommando
Eat, Lift, Grow, Repeat....
+564|7078|The darkside of Denver

Macbeth wrote:

Anyway she says she sees spirits and her past life spirits live at home with her. She is short and skinny which is my fetish. She says she can read torat cards or whatevr that bullshit is called. She leaves water out for her past life spirits to drink at home. She is an english major.
RUN
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6784|California
Hey let macbeth have his uglies okay?

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