So after one of my classes I started a conversation with a girl in the class since for the class we have to go to a play which is about witchcraft and I noticed she got all happy about it. Anyway we went to the school library afterward and played with her tora cards and joked around for about an hour. We are now both going to the play together. I think afterward she wanted me to kiss her but I don't know. In any case I have a date now.
she in a coven?

nice bro
you gonna hit that shit?
you gonna hit that shit?
ye, you know imma hit dat azzedlT wrote:
nice bro
you gonna hit that shit?
The temptation to get that Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me pic is overwhelming.
Keep picking those winners Macbeth. With any luck she'll let you wrap her in latex before you burn her at the stake.
liar. go away.
Anyway she says she sees spirits and her past life spirits live at home with her. She is short and skinny which is my fetish. She says she can read torat cards or whatevr that bullshit is called. She leaves water out for her past life spirits to drink at home. She is an english major.
Tell her that Wicca was invented in the 1960s by some faggy British guy butthurt because his Christian church wanted him to give to some "charity" thing.
Last edited by Doctor Strangelove (2009-09-23 17:30:28)
that's...weird.
fix'taimless wrote:
that's...weirdMacbeth.
If shes a witch you don't even need to use a condom
if you didnt know that before your a complete dumbass
if you didnt know that before your a complete dumbass
Ask her to put a spell on you to cure your gayness.
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kidding! :P
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kidding! :P
fuck, what a brilliant ploy to get laid! do it!liquidat0r wrote:
Ask her to put a spell on you to cure your gayness.
Bingo.GodFather wrote:
you're a complete dumbass
You have a date with some girl who has a set of tarot cards and witch fantasy
She has a date with ......... fill the blank guys.
She has a date with ......... fill the blank guys.
Fuck Israel
actually, i think it is his imagination. just like when he said his girl was that azn chick when it really was that nasty creature he said was his friend. plus he loves that stupid show on HBO.DefCon-17 wrote:
Bingo.GodFather wrote:
you're a complete dumbass
wica, a ploy invented by some dude to allow him to fuck as many gullible chicks as he could get his hands on
seriously: drop a couple tabs on her then act like ur doing majik
seriously: drop a couple tabs on her then act like ur doing majik
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Not your blog.
BURRRN HER!!
[Blinking eyes thing]
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fuglies chicks are usually the ones who become witches. prove me wrong Macbeth
UPDATE: yes, yes another generalization.../sigh
UPDATE: yes, yes another generalization.../sigh
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Macbeth is hoping that with any luck he'll be the one wearing the latex.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Keep picking those winners Macbeth. With any luck she'll let you wrap her in latex before you burn her at the stake.

inb4putonmyrobeandwizardhat
Ty wrote:
BURRRN HER!!

Last edited by OmniDeath (2009-09-23 18:10:21)
RUNMacbeth wrote:
Anyway she says she sees spirits and her past life spirits live at home with her. She is short and skinny which is my fetish. She says she can read torat cards or whatevr that bullshit is called. She leaves water out for her past life spirits to drink at home. She is an english major.
Hey let macbeth have his uglies okay?