Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6280|00770
i feel hyperactively happy.
i'm not used to it. i have waaayyy too much energy and i don't know what to do with it
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7082|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Do some cleaning? - So that is so ment to sound non sexist but never will.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7041|Finland

Eifa wrote:

i feel hyperactively happy.
i'm not used to it. i have waaayyy too much energy and i don't know what to do with it
Wash my apartment floor and dust the furniture?

1927 wrote:

Do some cleaning? - So that is so ment to sound non sexist but never will.
Hive mind.
I need around tree fiddy.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7082|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

CanadianLoser wrote:

who is beardedhobo? Actual new member or new account for old member?

ps. i would like to go finish the weed i have, but i do not have anything to smoke it in i could make a pop can bong but those are just meh. ideas?
Dont you fucking dare.

That is a dirty chavvy scummy way of smoking, god made pop bottles for pop, and rizla's for skinning up.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6280|00770

1927 wrote:

Do some cleaning? - So that is so ment to sound non sexist but never will.
I did think about it. But then again, I won't. No fucking way I'm cleaning the whole flat by myself !
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7082|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DonFck wrote:

Eifa wrote:

i feel hyperactively happy.
i'm not used to it. i have waaayyy too much energy and i don't know what to do with it
Wash my apartment floor and dust the furniture?
Such a sexist Don  << Do not alter this text, I have spelt and worded it just as I intended
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7082|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Do some cleaning? - So that is so ment to sound non sexist but never will.
I did think about it. But then again, I won't. No fucking way I'm cleaning the whole flat by myself !
Nah just do your bits, ie, peel the duvet back and brush the crumbs from your side onto his, fluff your cushions up and not his, etc.

I woke up this morning, Im having a tinkle in the toilet and I feel like this spot on my ass check, touched it and it came off, hmmmmm sniff it, taste it, ahhh its ok its a Mini Egg, I peeled my covers back and it looked like I need to change my diet and I had shat myself.  Obviously I hadnt, and it doubled up as brekkie.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6280|00770

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Do some cleaning? - So that is so ment to sound non sexist but never will.
I did think about it. But then again, I won't. No fucking way I'm cleaning the whole flat by myself !
Nah just do your bits, ie, peel the duvet back and brush the crumbs from your side onto his, fluff your cushions up and not his, etc.

I woke up this morning, Im having a tinkle in the toilet and I feel like this spot on my ass check, touched it and it came off, hmmmmm sniff it, taste it, ahhh its ok its a Mini Egg, I peeled my covers back and it looked like I need to change my diet and I had shat myself.  Obviously I hadnt, and it doubled up as brekkie.
nah, no cleaning for me today. besides I've already washed all the laundry and am about to do the dishes in a min, that's enough
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7082|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Well I aint cleaning fuck all but have shit loads of work to do so I be back later to see how your all getting along
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6280|00770
ah, that's the dishes done. now i'm gonna do fuck all and go hyperactive again. yay \o/
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6906

3 hours, 4 minutes ago
Chou
Member
+737|7200
2 minutes, 59 seconds ago
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6848|King Of The Islands

Disappoint.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
>rush.Durex
Banned
+38|5614

Google wrote:

Poor circulation and blood pooling in the extremities (something you notice much more in your fingers than in your toes), as a result of your blood pressure getting much lower as you sleep. I often have that myself. Unless your hands swell to the point that rings are cutting into your flesh, or your skin is going a funny color, then it is not dangerous.
oh shit
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7141|St. Andrews / Oslo

you're probably just picking your nose in your sleep.
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png https://twitter.com/phoenix/favicon.ico
>rush.Durex
Banned
+38|5614

Jenspm wrote:

you're probably just picking your nose in your sleep.
Why would there be blood in my nose?
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6898|Gogledd Cymru

>rush.Durex wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

you're probably just picking your nose in your sleep.
Why would there be blood in my nose?
Guess you've never heard of the circulatory system then have you Chief?
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7141|St. Andrews / Oslo

>rush.Durex wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

you're probably just picking your nose in your sleep.
Why would there be blood in my nose?
you pick it too hard, thus it bleeds.
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/flickricon.png https://twitter.com/phoenix/favicon.ico
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6632|Escea

I has bowl of pasta

Made my day.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6906

>rush.Durex wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

you're probably just picking your nose in your sleep.
Why would there be blood in my nose?
be thankful you don't have a nose like this

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/47545/me.jpg
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6848|King Of The Islands

M.O.A.B wrote:

I has bowl of pasta

Made my day.
Shit day.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7082|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Thats Rio Ferdinands nose.

I woke up this morning with mini egg stuck to me, thought it was shit at first
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6632|Escea

Cheez wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

I has bowl of pasta

Made my day.
Shit day.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6848|King Of The Islands

C'mon man, the highlight of your day was fucking pasta?
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6906

Cheez wrote:

C'mon man, the highlight of your day was fucking pasta?
no, it was you posting - well, shit . . .

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