Eifa wrote:
1927 wrote:
Do some cleaning? - So that is so ment to sound non sexist but never will.
I did think about it. But then again, I won't. No fucking way I'm cleaning the whole flat by myself !
Nah just do your bits, ie, peel the duvet back and brush the crumbs from your side onto his, fluff your cushions up and not his, etc.
I woke up this morning, Im having a tinkle in the toilet and I feel like this spot on my ass check, touched it and it came off, hmmmmm sniff it, taste it, ahhh its ok its a Mini Egg, I peeled my covers back and it looked like I need to change my diet and I had shat myself. Obviously I hadnt, and it doubled up as brekkie.