Chou
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
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Superior Mind wrote:

Going to court today in NJ. 96 in a 65. Wat shud i sey?
You feel embarressed by the effect it has had on your family and friends, you have learned your lesson and need your licence for your job, without it you will suffer hardship and you cant carry on doing your free work for the local community, tell them you coach soft ball or something.  This worked a treat with me, they banned me, heard the above, then un-banned me.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7045|Great Brown North

CammRobb wrote:

Superior Mind wrote:

Going to court today in NJ. 96 in a 65. Wat shud i sey?
tbh it's your own fault, idiot.
they should punch you in the dick as you walk out the door







i have the best idea ever!


instead of speeding tickets i have a new punishment for speeders


get a boxer to punch them in the dick as hard as he can   



each additional ticket adds a punch

Last edited by krazed (2010-03-10 08:42:34)

Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
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CammRobb wrote:

Superior Mind wrote:

Going to court today in NJ. 96 in a 65. Wat shud i sey?
tbh it's your own fault, idiot.
Obviously, I was driving.
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5654|Fuck this.
Say you were having a bowl movement so large you're lucky you have any bones left.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6939|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

krazed wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

Superior Mind wrote:

Going to court today in NJ. 96 in a 65. Wat shud i sey?
tbh it's your own fault, idiot.
they should punch you in the dick as you walk out the door







i have the best idea ever!


instead of speeding tickets i have a new punishment for speeders


get a boxer to punch them in the dick as hard as he can   



each additional ticket adds a punch
Bit harsh I reckon, unless he was fiddling with kids whilst speeding.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6886|London, England

1927 wrote:

krazed wrote:

CammRobb wrote:


tbh it's your own fault, idiot.
they should punch you in the dick as you walk out the door







i have the best idea ever!


instead of speeding tickets i have a new punishment for speeders


get a boxer to punch them in the dick as hard as he can   



each additional ticket adds a punch
Bit harsh I reckon, unless he was fiddling with kids whilst speeding.
and he ended up running over a box of kittens
eleven bravo
Member
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$50 somebody writes this paper for me
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M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
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Mekstizzle wrote:

1927 wrote:

krazed wrote:


they should punch you in the dick as you walk out the door







i have the best idea ever!


instead of speeding tickets i have a new punishment for speeders


get a boxer to punch them in the dick as hard as he can   



each additional ticket adds a punch
Bit harsh I reckon, unless he was fiddling with kids whilst speeding.
and he ended up running over a box of kittens
That were caring for a gaggle of ducklings.
eleven bravo
Member
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$75
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liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6892|UK
What's the title?
CammRobb
Banned
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A  woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.   

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.   

After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.   

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'   

Boy - 'I have a football.'   

Man - 'That's nice.'   

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'   

Man - 'No, thanks.'   

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'   

Man - 'OK, how much?'   

Boy - '$ 250'   

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.   

Boy - 'Dark in here.'   

Man - 'Yes, it is.'   

Boy - 'I have football boots.'   

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'   


Boy - '$ 750'   

Man - 'Sold.'   

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of   
soccer.   

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'   
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'   


The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..'   

The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'   


They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.   

The boy says, 'Dark in here'...   

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now'!!
eleven bravo
Member
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liquidat0r wrote:

What's the title?
its a 14 page interpretive essay on Plato's Apology.  Its for a history class though, not philosophy
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liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6892|UK
14 page?

I'd do it for no less than two grand.
eleven bravo
Member
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double spaced

how about $76
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ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5654|Fuck this.

CammRobb wrote:

A  woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.   

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.   

After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.   

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'   

Boy - 'I have a football.'   

Man - 'That's nice.'   

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'   

Man - 'No, thanks.'   

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'   

Man - 'OK, how much?'   

Boy - '$ 250'   

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.   

Boy - 'Dark in here.'   

Man - 'Yes, it is.'   

Boy - 'I have football boots.'   

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'   


Boy - '$ 750'   

Man - 'Sold.'   

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of   
soccer.   

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'   
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'   


The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..'   

The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'   


They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.   

The boy says, 'Dark in here'...   

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now'!!
+1
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6488|Escea

liquidat0r wrote:

14 page?

I'd do it for no less than two grand.
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6892|UK

eleven bravo wrote:

double spaced

how about $76
I'll meet you half way.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6886|London, England

ROGUEDD wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

A  woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.   

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.   

After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.   

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'   

Boy - 'I have a football.'   

Man - 'That's nice.'   

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'   

Man - 'No, thanks.'   

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'   

Man - 'OK, how much?'   

Boy - '$ 250'   

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.   

Boy - 'Dark in here.'   

Man - 'Yes, it is.'   

Boy - 'I have football boots.'   

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'   


Boy - '$ 750'   

Man - 'Sold.'   

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of   
soccer.   

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'   
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'   


The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..'   

The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'   


They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.   

The boy says, 'Dark in here'...   

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now'!!
+1
haha

cool copy paste brah
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5524|foggy bottom
youd probably ruin it with your 'labour" and "honour" and labore rat ories

Last edited by eleven bravo (2010-03-10 09:26:51)

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androoz
Banned
+137|5478|United States

Mekstizzle wrote:

ROGUEDD wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

A  woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.   

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.   

After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.   

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'   

Boy - 'I have a football.'   

Man - 'That's nice.'   

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'   

Man - 'No, thanks.'   

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'   

Man - 'OK, how much?'   

Boy - '$ 250'   

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.   

Boy - 'Dark in here.'   

Man - 'Yes, it is.'   

Boy - 'I have football boots.'   

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'   


Boy - '$ 750'   

Man - 'Sold.'   

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of   
soccer.   

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'   
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'   


The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..'   

The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'   


They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.   

The boy says, 'Dark in here'...   

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now'!!
+1
haha

cool copy paste brah
cool copy brah
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6892|UK
Well I cant help it if I spell stuff correctly, can I?
eleven bravo
Member
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fuck!why cant this paper be done.  Ive got a butt load of more shit to write next week too.
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Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6958

eleven bravo wrote:

fuck!why cant this paper be done.  Ive got a butt load of more shit to write next week too.
The going rate is $10 a page. $15 per page for a research paper.

Last edited by Superior Mind (2010-03-10 09:39:59)

eleven bravo
Member
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where Im at, thatll cost me about $130.  not a research paper though.  I mean, shit, its a really interesting topic.  Maybe Im distracted by the fact that im getting my shot gun tomorrow as well.
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