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You feel embarressed by the effect it has had on your family and friends, you have learned your lesson and need your licence for your job, without it you will suffer hardship and you cant carry on doing your free work for the local community, tell them you coach soft ball or something. This worked a treat with me, they banned me, heard the above, then un-banned me.Superior Mind wrote:
Going to court today in NJ. 96 in a 65. Wat shud i sey?
they should punch you in the dick as you walk out the doorCammRobb wrote:
tbh it's your own fault, idiot.Superior Mind wrote:
Going to court today in NJ. 96 in a 65. Wat shud i sey?
i have the best idea ever!
instead of speeding tickets i have a new punishment for speeders
get a boxer to punch them in the dick as hard as he can
each additional ticket adds a punch
Last edited by krazed (2010-03-10 08:42:34)
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6958
Obviously, I was driving.CammRobb wrote:
tbh it's your own fault, idiot.Superior Mind wrote:
Going to court today in NJ. 96 in a 65. Wat shud i sey?
Say you were having a bowl movement so large you're lucky you have any bones left.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
Bit harsh I reckon, unless he was fiddling with kids whilst speeding.krazed wrote:
they should punch you in the dick as you walk out the doorCammRobb wrote:
tbh it's your own fault, idiot.Superior Mind wrote:
Going to court today in NJ. 96 in a 65. Wat shud i sey?
i have the best idea ever!
instead of speeding tickets i have a new punishment for speeders
get a boxer to punch them in the dick as hard as he can
each additional ticket adds a punch
and he ended up running over a box of kittens1927 wrote:
Bit harsh I reckon, unless he was fiddling with kids whilst speeding.krazed wrote:
they should punch you in the dick as you walk out the doorCammRobb wrote:
tbh it's your own fault, idiot.
i have the best idea ever!
instead of speeding tickets i have a new punishment for speeders
get a boxer to punch them in the dick as hard as he can
each additional ticket adds a punch
$50 somebody writes this paper for me
Tu Stultus Es
That were caring for a gaggle of ducklings.Mekstizzle wrote:
and he ended up running over a box of kittens1927 wrote:
Bit harsh I reckon, unless he was fiddling with kids whilst speeding.krazed wrote:
they should punch you in the dick as you walk out the door
i have the best idea ever!
instead of speeding tickets i have a new punishment for speeders
get a boxer to punch them in the dick as hard as he can
each additional ticket adds a punch
$75
Tu Stultus Es
What's the title?
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.
After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '$ 250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'
Boy - '$ 750'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of
soccer.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'
The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..'
The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here'...
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now'!!
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.
After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '$ 250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'
Boy - '$ 750'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of
soccer.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'
The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..'
The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here'...
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now'!!
its a 14 page interpretive essay on Plato's Apology. Its for a history class though, not philosophyliquidat0r wrote:
What's the title?
Tu Stultus Es
14 page?
I'd do it for no less than two grand.
I'd do it for no less than two grand.
double spaced
how about $76
how about $76
Tu Stultus Es
+1CammRobb wrote:
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.
After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '$ 250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'
Boy - '$ 750'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of
soccer.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'
The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..'
The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here'...
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now'!!
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
liquidat0r wrote:
14 page?
I'd do it for no less than two grand.
I'll meet you half way.eleven bravo wrote:
double spaced
how about $76
hahaROGUEDD wrote:
+1CammRobb wrote:
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.
After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '$ 250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'
Boy - '$ 750'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of
soccer.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'
The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..'
The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here'...
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now'!!
cool copy paste brah
youd probably ruin it with your 'labour" and "honour" and labore rat ories
Last edited by eleven bravo (2010-03-10 09:26:51)
Tu Stultus Es
cool copy brahMekstizzle wrote:
hahaROGUEDD wrote:
+1CammRobb wrote:
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.
After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'
Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'
Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '$ 250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'
Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'
Boy - '$ 750'
Man - 'Sold.'
A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of
soccer.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'
The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..'
The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, 'Dark in here'...
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now'!!
cool copy paste brah
Well I cant help it if I spell stuff correctly, can I?
fuck!why cant this paper be done. Ive got a butt load of more shit to write next week too.
Tu Stultus Es
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6958
The going rate is $10 a page. $15 per page for a research paper.eleven bravo wrote:
fuck!why cant this paper be done. Ive got a butt load of more shit to write next week too.
Last edited by Superior Mind (2010-03-10 09:39:59)
where Im at, thatll cost me about $130. not a research paper though. I mean, shit, its a really interesting topic. Maybe Im distracted by the fact that im getting my shot gun tomorrow as well.
Tu Stultus Es