baggs
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phishsux wrote:

i mean do you guys even read the reports or just close the thread blindly?
i reckon they do it based on the author
phishsux
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probz
11 Bravo
Banned
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baggs wrote:

phishsux wrote:

i mean do you guys even read the reports or just close the thread blindly?
i reckon they do it based on the author
aye
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7041|UK

phishsux wrote:

i mean do you guys even read the reports or just close the thread blindly?
If I see the report is made by you I normally ignore it, obviously.
FatherTed
xD
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liquidat0r wrote:

phishsux wrote:

i mean do you guys even read the reports or just close the thread blindly?
If I see the report is made by you I normally ignore it, obviously.
reported
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phishsux
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but niggaz wana leave when you say you outta mustard
13urnzz
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that's it, i'm out
phishsux
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ill be high in the sky shit on u and ur bitch
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6903|Gogledd Cymru

Mek because he is a downy wrote:

my mates bird went on a nite out and she ended up getting in at half 7 the following morning. my mate, being suspicious, rings up 10 of her best girlfriends asking if she stayed at their houses last nite. all of them say that she didn't sleep at theirs and one of them finally cracks and admits that she went home with another bloke. without telling his gf what he knows,my mate procedes to go out that nite and gets his revenge (LAD) by nailing some bird and arriving back home at 7.30 in the morning. his gf, being suspicious rings up 10 of his best mates (including me). 3 of us said that we hadn't seen him, 4 of us said that he stayed at our houses that nite whilst the other 3 said that he was still at theirs now. moral of the story is that girls have shit friends while males have LAD mates.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7035|London, England
shit, what's life without mustard
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7035|London, England

The Sheriff wrote:

Mek because he is a downy wrote:

my mates bird went on a nite out and she ended up getting in at half 7 the following morning. my mate, being suspicious, rings up 10 of her best girlfriends asking if she stayed at their houses last nite. all of them say that she didn't sleep at theirs and one of them finally cracks and admits that she went home with another bloke. without telling his gf what he knows,my mate procedes to go out that nite and gets his revenge (LAD) by nailing some bird and arriving back home at 7.30 in the morning. his gf, being suspicious rings up 10 of his best mates (including me). 3 of us said that we hadn't seen him, 4 of us said that he stayed at our houses that nite whilst the other 3 said that he was still at theirs now. moral of the story is that girls have shit friends while males have LAD mates.
no u wrote that
phishsux
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Mekstizzle wrote:

shit, what's life without mustard
this is tha carta, so hold on to ya teenage daughta
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6903|Gogledd Cymru

You stole my quote for your member title

13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6911

The Sheriff wrote:

Mek because he is a downy wrote:

my mates bird went on a nite out and she ended up getting in at half 7 the following morning. my mate, being suspicious, rings up 10 of her best girlfriends asking if she stayed at their houses last nite. all of them say that she didn't sleep at theirs and one of them finally cracks and admits that she went home with another bloke. without telling his gf what he knows,my mate procedes to go out that nite and gets his revenge (LAD) by nailing some bird and arriving back home at 7.30 in the morning. his gf, being suspicious rings up 10 of his best mates (including me). 3 of us said that we hadn't seen him, 4 of us said that he stayed at our houses that nite whilst the other 3 said that he was still at theirs now. moral of the story is that girls have shit friends while males have LAD mates.
10/10, would read again
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7035|London, England

The Sheriff wrote:

You stole my quote for your member title

ah... touché, chap
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6925|Gold Coast
8 minutes 'till May.

Whos going to make it?
noice                                                                                                        https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png
13urnzz
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KuSTaV wrote:

8 minutes 'till May.

Whos going to make it?
happy 1400 bro
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6914|so randum

burnzz wrote:

KuSTaV wrote:

8 minutes 'till May.

Whos going to make it?
happy 1400 bro
happy 1386 lad
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13urnzz
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oh, and ffs Mek

FatherTed wrote:

burnzz wrote:

KuSTaV wrote:

8 minutes 'till May.

Whos going to make it?
happy 1400 bro
happy 1386 lad
tyvm, have a nice 1389!

Last edited by burnzz (2010-04-30 06:55:41)

baggs
Member
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Latvian Jokes

Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.



Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents’ farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.



How is get one-arm Latvian out of tree?
Is no one-arm Latvian! Why you silly? All go Center for Great Peaceful Physical Reassignment. You no ask.



Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son’s body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.



What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?



Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “



Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7087|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

loubot wrote:

Gentlemen:

I found the answer to Peace in the Middle East:

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/8388/yodabong.jpg

I don't smoke da herb but this kinda puts it in a new light for me
I have always said bongs are a dirty way of smoking weed, now they made a Wayne Rooney bong it confirms what I thought.  Its hard enough not choking on them in the first place, but imagine have a lung full and seeing Waynes face between ya legs?  Erghhh no tar (pun)
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7035|London, England

1927 wrote:

loubot wrote:

Gentlemen:

I found the answer to Peace in the Middle East:

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/8388/yodabong.jpg

I don't smoke da herb but this kinda puts it in a new light for me
I have always said bongs are a dirty way of smoking weed, now they made a Wayne Rooney bong it confirms what I thought.  Its hard enough not choking on them in the first place, but imagine have a lung full and seeing Waynes face between ya legs?  Erghhh no tar (pun)
I thought a joint has always been the dirtiest way. I heard the cleanest way is to use a vaporiser
phishsux
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+131|5545
how are bongs dirty? joints, blunts, and metal pipes are the only "dirty" ways to smoke
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6914|so randum
+1 to the latvian jokes, moar pls
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7087|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Bongs are dirty because they got shitty water in them, they fucking stink and the chavs I grew up with used to make them from empty pop bottles.  Glass ones like that arn't dirty.

They still are dirty though, dirty dirty bongs.

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