i reckon they do it based on the authorphishsux wrote:
i mean do you guys even read the reports or just close the thread blindly?
probz
ayebaggs wrote:
i reckon they do it based on the authorphishsux wrote:
i mean do you guys even read the reports or just close the thread blindly?
If I see the report is made by you I normally ignore it, obviously.phishsux wrote:
i mean do you guys even read the reports or just close the thread blindly?
reportedliquidat0r wrote:
If I see the report is made by you I normally ignore it, obviously.phishsux wrote:
i mean do you guys even read the reports or just close the thread blindly?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
but niggaz wana leave when you say you outta mustard
that's it, i'm out
ill be high in the sky shit on u and ur bitch
Mek because he is a downy wrote:
my mates bird went on a nite out and she ended up getting in at half 7 the following morning. my mate, being suspicious, rings up 10 of her best girlfriends asking if she stayed at their houses last nite. all of them say that she didn't sleep at theirs and one of them finally cracks and admits that she went home with another bloke. without telling his gf what he knows,my mate procedes to go out that nite and gets his revenge (LAD) by nailing some bird and arriving back home at 7.30 in the morning. his gf, being suspicious rings up 10 of his best mates (including me). 3 of us said that we hadn't seen him, 4 of us said that he stayed at our houses that nite whilst the other 3 said that he was still at theirs now. moral of the story is that girls have shit friends while males have LAD mates.
shit, what's life without mustard
no u wrote thatThe Sheriff wrote:
Mek because he is a downy wrote:
my mates bird went on a nite out and she ended up getting in at half 7 the following morning. my mate, being suspicious, rings up 10 of her best girlfriends asking if she stayed at their houses last nite. all of them say that she didn't sleep at theirs and one of them finally cracks and admits that she went home with another bloke. without telling his gf what he knows,my mate procedes to go out that nite and gets his revenge (LAD) by nailing some bird and arriving back home at 7.30 in the morning. his gf, being suspicious rings up 10 of his best mates (including me). 3 of us said that we hadn't seen him, 4 of us said that he stayed at our houses that nite whilst the other 3 said that he was still at theirs now. moral of the story is that girls have shit friends while males have LAD mates.
this is tha carta, so hold on to ya teenage daughtaMekstizzle wrote:
shit, what's life without mustard
You stole my quote for your member title
10/10, would read againThe Sheriff wrote:
Mek because he is a downy wrote:
my mates bird went on a nite out and she ended up getting in at half 7 the following morning. my mate, being suspicious, rings up 10 of her best girlfriends asking if she stayed at their houses last nite. all of them say that she didn't sleep at theirs and one of them finally cracks and admits that she went home with another bloke. without telling his gf what he knows,my mate procedes to go out that nite and gets his revenge (LAD) by nailing some bird and arriving back home at 7.30 in the morning. his gf, being suspicious rings up 10 of his best mates (including me). 3 of us said that we hadn't seen him, 4 of us said that he stayed at our houses that nite whilst the other 3 said that he was still at theirs now. moral of the story is that girls have shit friends while males have LAD mates.
ah... touché, chapThe Sheriff wrote:
You stole my quote for your member title
8 minutes 'till May.
Whos going to make it?
Whos going to make it?
noice 
happy 1400 broKuSTaV wrote:
8 minutes 'till May.
Whos going to make it?
happy 1386 ladburnzz wrote:
happy 1400 broKuSTaV wrote:
8 minutes 'till May.
Whos going to make it?
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
oh, and ffs Mek
tyvm, have a nice 1389!FatherTed wrote:
happy 1386 ladburnzz wrote:
happy 1400 broKuSTaV wrote:
8 minutes 'till May.
Whos going to make it?
Last edited by burnzz (2010-04-30 06:55:41)
Latvian Jokes
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents’ farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
How is get one-arm Latvian out of tree?
Is no one-arm Latvian! Why you silly? All go Center for Great Peaceful Physical Reassignment. You no ask.
Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son’s body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Questioning: Why did chicken cross road?
Answering: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents’ farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
How is get one-arm Latvian out of tree?
Is no one-arm Latvian! Why you silly? All go Center for Great Peaceful Physical Reassignment. You no ask.
Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son’s body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
What are one potato say other potato?
Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, “Why so long face?” Latvian say, “I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby. “
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Latvian.
Latvian who?
Please open door. Is cold.
I have always said bongs are a dirty way of smoking weed, now they made a Wayne Rooney bong it confirms what I thought. Its hard enough not choking on them in the first place, but imagine have a lung full and seeing Waynes face between ya legs? Erghhh no tar (pun)loubot wrote:
Gentlemen:
I found the answer to Peace in the Middle East:
http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/8388/yodabong.jpg
I don't smoke da herb but this kinda puts it in a new light for me
I thought a joint has always been the dirtiest way. I heard the cleanest way is to use a vaporiser1927 wrote:
I have always said bongs are a dirty way of smoking weed, now they made a Wayne Rooney bong it confirms what I thought. Its hard enough not choking on them in the first place, but imagine have a lung full and seeing Waynes face between ya legs? Erghhh no tar (pun)loubot wrote:
Gentlemen:
I found the answer to Peace in the Middle East:
http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/8388/yodabong.jpg
I don't smoke da herb but this kinda puts it in a new light for me
how are bongs dirty? joints, blunts, and metal pipes are the only "dirty" ways to smoke
+1 to the latvian jokes, moar pls
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Bongs are dirty because they got shitty water in them, they fucking stink and the chavs I grew up with used to make them from empty pop bottles. Glass ones like that arn't dirty.
They still are dirty though, dirty dirty bongs.
They still are dirty though, dirty dirty bongs.