Is it about now you wish you'd studied engineering?Uzique wrote:
seriously this fucking heating isn't coming on
our sink is still blocked, our washing machine too (same piping)... and now our heating isn't coming on
is this some sick joke? the estate agents literally demanded i pay my 1600 rent yesterday, too. "maintenance is a different dept".
fuck i miss my babygirl. what a mopey cunt.
Back in the nineties my buddy told the bible folk that he'd very much would like to take a pamflet but daddy might find out and he wouldn't like it since he worships satan. They never returned...Uzique wrote:
nah cause i can write an amazing fucking poem about the whole experience
or maybe a minimalist, hyper-realistic post-modernist short story, in the vein of bukowski. all this filth and degradation and poverty!
actually when a bible-knocker came to my door yesterday i engaged in a proper debate with him about philosophy, he was out of his depth
i'd like to see an engineering undergrad repel annoying door-knockers with such class and finesse
what do you plan to do with your education? Is there a career path you can pursue?Uzique wrote:
what sort of stuff do you want? i very rarely write actual fiction/poetry. it seems a bit precocious to take myself seriously as a 'creative writer' at this age... i have so much more to read, absorb and learn! as for reviews, theoretical stuff, essays submitted to magazines etc... mostly in print, but i have the original documents, of course. as for small nothings, i post shit to a tumblr- some original, some just pasted there for future inspiration as a sort of web2.0 notebook.
really i don't think anything i have to say is that interesting. being able to write well is a nice skill, but it's having something worth saying that i'm waiting on. everything thus far in my life seems a little self-absorbed, self-indulgent... the hallmarks of a young writer's hubris. i'm a bit self-aware of all that so i just side-step it by... mostly not writing when i want to.
i'd suggest crime novels.Uzique wrote:
what sort of stuff do you want? i very rarely write actual fiction/poetry. it seems a bit precocious to take myself seriously as a 'creative writer' at this age... i have so much more to read, absorb and learn! as for reviews, theoretical stuff, essays submitted to magazines etc... mostly in print, but i have the original documents, of course. as for small nothings, i post shit to a tumblr- some original, some just pasted there for future inspiration as a sort of web2.0 notebook.
really i don't think anything i have to say is that interesting. being able to write well is a nice skill, but it's having something worth saying that i'm waiting on. everything thus far in my life seems a little self-absorbed, self-indulgent... the hallmarks of a young writer's hubris. i'm a bit self-aware of all that so i just side-step it by... mostly not writing when i want to.
The butler did it.AussieReaper wrote:
i'd suggest crime novels.Uzique wrote:
what sort of stuff do you want? i very rarely write actual fiction/poetry. it seems a bit precocious to take myself seriously as a 'creative writer' at this age... i have so much more to read, absorb and learn! as for reviews, theoretical stuff, essays submitted to magazines etc... mostly in print, but i have the original documents, of course. as for small nothings, i post shit to a tumblr- some original, some just pasted there for future inspiration as a sort of web2.0 notebook.
really i don't think anything i have to say is that interesting. being able to write well is a nice skill, but it's having something worth saying that i'm waiting on. everything thus far in my life seems a little self-absorbed, self-indulgent... the hallmarks of a young writer's hubris. i'm a bit self-aware of all that so i just side-step it by... mostly not writing when i want to.
my brother sent a couple of those fuckers rolling down the stairs about a month ago. beat that.Uzique wrote:
nah cause i can write an amazing fucking poem about the whole experience
or maybe a minimalist, hyper-realistic post-modernist short story, in the vein of bukowski. all this filth and degradation and poverty!
actually when a bible-knocker came to my door yesterday i engaged in a proper debate with him about philosophy, he was out of his depth
i'd like to see an engineering undergrad repel annoying door-knockers with such class and finesse
its never the butler!Cheez wrote:
The butler did it.AussieReaper wrote:
i'd suggest crime novels.Uzique wrote:
what sort of stuff do you want? i very rarely write actual fiction/poetry. it seems a bit precocious to take myself seriously as a 'creative writer' at this age... i have so much more to read, absorb and learn! as for reviews, theoretical stuff, essays submitted to magazines etc... mostly in print, but i have the original documents, of course. as for small nothings, i post shit to a tumblr- some original, some just pasted there for future inspiration as a sort of web2.0 notebook.
really i don't think anything i have to say is that interesting. being able to write well is a nice skill, but it's having something worth saying that i'm waiting on. everything thus far in my life seems a little self-absorbed, self-indulgent... the hallmarks of a young writer's hubris. i'm a bit self-aware of all that so i just side-step it by... mostly not writing when i want to.
Adams_BJ wrote:
its never the butler!Cheez wrote:
The butler did it.AussieReaper wrote:
i'd suggest crime novels.
Ultrafunkula wrote:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GG2bmwUTq3U/T … tler-1.jpgAdams_BJ wrote:
its never the butler!Cheez wrote:
The butler did it.
im currently renting a house in one of the most expensive areas in the greater london areaUltrafunkula wrote:
Back in the nineties my buddy told the bible folk that he'd very much would like to take a pamflet but daddy might find out and he wouldn't like it since he worships satan. They never returned...Uzique wrote:
nah cause i can write an amazing fucking poem about the whole experience
or maybe a minimalist, hyper-realistic post-modernist short story, in the vein of bukowski. all this filth and degradation and poverty!
actually when a bible-knocker came to my door yesterday i engaged in a proper debate with him about philosophy, he was out of his depth
i'd like to see an engineering undergrad repel annoying door-knockers with such class and finesse
Oh, and you need to move out from the ghetto.
No problem there, but damn those peckerheads who don't buy them plastic bags which they can use to get the small piece of dung with them and toss it in a garbage can.Chou wrote:
Don't blame the dog, it's them retarded owners letting their dogs shit everywhere
Nah, I'm pretty sure its the dog.Chou wrote:
Don't blame the dog, it's them retarded owners.
I sometimes see people let their dog shit on the curb while grass the size of a fucking football field is like.. 5 yards away and no cleaning up whatsoever.Ultrafunkula wrote:
No problem there, but damn those peckerheads who don't buy them plastic bags which they can use to get the small piece of dung with them and toss it in a garbage can.Chou wrote:
Don't blame the dog, it's them retarded owners letting their dogs shit everywhere
if i was asian my life would suck because my entire family would have a cultural neurosis about being successful and making money from the white-man that has oppressed and capitalistically extorted us for centuries. thankfully, i am that white bourgeoisie motherfucker, so asian families and their grandchildren for generations to come can happily chase to catch us up on the capital ladder whilst i read marx and nietzsche and feel radi-cool.Aries_37 wrote:
if you were asian your parents would have disowned you
tell me about itUzique wrote:
if i was asian my life would suck because my entire family would have a cultural neurosis about being successful and making money from the white-man that has oppressed and capitalistically extorted us for centuries. thankfully, i am that white bourgeoisie motherfucker, so asian families and their grandchildren for generations to come can happily chase to catch us up on the capital ladder whilst i read marx and nietzsche and feel radi-cool.Aries_37 wrote:
if you were asian your parents would have disowned you
honestly i do think it's kinda sad that certain cultures breed children as little money-making proteges. disowning your kid or being disappointed because they don't want to get a maths degree and become an accountant in slough? some life. not very many degrees away from wage slavery in a fucking gadget-factory in china, really, is it?
