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i see one every time i walk into my auto-opening japanese water closet.

*ba-dum tish*

i've never paid for OF or anything like that. i have had long and torrid affairs with two girls who were massive on that site. my pornographic imagination really tapered off after the japanese pornhub star flew to taiwan to see me. i feel like i have attained a new level of maturity, equanimity even, now. i have taken the reins of my loins.

More of a 3rd world problem. Went looking for a legit massage today in Siem reap Cambodia. Thought it would be similar to Vietnam as far as telling the normal massage joints apart from the whore ones. I wanted a normal massage, I'm not a creepy sex tourist. Well towards the end of my $10 an hr massage (actually one of the best so far) the hot cambodian masseuse has me flip over, takes off her clothes points at my thing and says "I massage there 15 more" and I fold asap and say ok. Then she calls anotber chick in and says 2 girl better I give discount, slow costumer today. I tell her I'm cool with just her. She starts doing a titjob/blowjob/handjob combo and that's that

I feel gross. Was at Angkor earlier seeing cultural shit, people with missing legs playing music, learning about landmines in the countryside and then I get tempted with sin and give in so easily