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i see one every time i walk into my auto-opening japanese water closet.

*ba-dum tish*

i've never paid for OF or anything like that. i have had long and torrid affairs with two girls who were massive on that site. my pornographic imagination really tapered off after the japanese pornhub star flew to taiwan to see me. i feel like i have attained a new level of maturity, equanimity even, now. i have taken the reins of my loins.

More of a 3rd world problem. Went looking for a legit massage today in Siem reap Cambodia. Thought it would be similar to Vietnam as far as telling the normal massage joints apart from the whore ones. I wanted a normal massage, I'm not a creepy sex tourist. Well towards the end of my $10 an hr massage (actually one of the best so far) the hot cambodian masseuse has me flip over, takes off her clothes points at my thing and says "I massage there 15 more" and I fold asap and say ok. Then she calls anotber chick in and says 2 girl better I give discount, slow costumer today. I tell her I'm cool with just her. She starts doing a titjob/blowjob/handjob combo and that's that

I feel gross. Was at Angkor earlier seeing cultural shit, people with missing legs playing music, learning about landmines in the countryside and then I get tempted with sin and give in so easily

This sounds a lot like the ED stories people come up with "yeah I was up a ladder naked and accidentally fell backwards onto an upturned carrot and thats how it got there doctor".

Accidentally walked into a massage parlour and accidentally got a handjob? Just be honest. No-one judges here.

Also its totally possible to be a non-creepy sex tourist - uziq can help you there.

i've been in asia for the better part of 5 years and i have never once stepped foot into a massage parlour or anything of the like (and there are plenty of dodgy 'hostess bars' and late-night 'karaoke' joints with more than just meatloaf covers on the menu). it is really not hard to avoid that stuff.

shit like that just doesn't happen on accident. you have to cross the tracks and go to that part of town.

Also its totally possible to be a non-creepy sex tourist - uziq can help you there.

i got giga-laid in my home country in comparison to your success rates. you should be grateful this marlin moved himself to another ocean.

I have never used an escort.

me either. in my (somewhat arbitrary) hierarchy of sin and immoral behaviour, paying for sex is somewhere near the very bottom. never been into a strip club or anything like that either. just seems to reek of a lack of respect, for the self and for others. i think using other people as objects or transactionally to gratify your pleasure is genuinely soul-hollowing stuff. gambling is way down there too. never gambled. degenerate behaviour that has become all too normalized with apps and sports betting. i am relaxed about drug-taking in comparison. everyone needs a vice. namaste!

Last edited by uziq (2025-05-14 06:25:02)

sip down your Soma!

Last edited by uziq (2025-05-14 09:04:59)