Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|7202|Houston, TX
Playing around on the BF2s.com server the other day.  Got my first hat trick! (TV missle vs. F35B).  Thanks again to Trigger for being a great pilot.  I'd never even taken out a plane with the TV missle before, let alone 3 consecutive kills.

*uses late/great Phil Hartman voice*

"That's......                             SASSY!"

KJ
=Robin-Hood=
A stranger in the dark
+213|7277|Belgium

We want movies / pictures / details / Trigg smeared out over the pavement...
Oh...
Maybe this isn't sarcasm for a change, and you didn't shoot down the pink panther... Pffff, to bad

R
Zefar
Member
+116|7106|Sweden
I have gotten 49 kills in a row....Well that's if you mean the Killstreak thingy....Otherwise I have gotten 3 kills with a grenade but I belive I have gotten more with the tank in one shot dunno but I think I have.

Last edited by Zefar (2006-03-08 12:38:26)

Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|7202|Houston, TX
Zefar- obviously you are not a futbol player.

No, my kill streak is 33? (I think)  The Hat trick reference was to about me downing three F35B airplanes back-to-back-to-back with the tv missle.  The pilot kept coming in low to strafe and missle us near the wake island (USMC Arty island)  Each time, Trigger would turn and face em.  Once they lined up, I took em out.  I really want to chase down a plane with a TV missle sometime. Someday....

KJ
TriggerHappy998
just nothing
+387|7304|-
lol, thanks for all the team points

You're a damn good gunner.
Prodie
Moderator Emeritus
+270|7231|Nova Scotia, Canada

Kung Jew wrote:

I really want to chase down a plane with a TV missle sometime. Someday....

KJ
It's pretty near impossible with 1.2, stupid EA.....

I did it once before 1.2 though, so it's not IMpossible
Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|7202|Houston, TX
Prodie - I only missed by 2 - 3 plane lengths yesterday, and I was gaining on the plane.  I believe the turning radius of the missle isn't quite as tight as the planes.  But provided I caught a plane on a bombing run or a flyby, I think I'd have a decent chance of a catch-n-kill with the TV missle.  Range might come into question, (all brought to you by patch 1.2)  but if you get the drop on the shot and have 300 m to play with, I think I could chase down a plane.

KJ
kilroy0097
Kilroy Is Here!
+81|7300|Bryan/College Station, TX
Now I just got to learn from the school of Kung Jew in the TV Missle technique.
My Chi must become stronger because I suck at TV missles even though I fly halfway decent.
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pokerplaya
want to go heads up?
+11|7191|cairns australia
good work.btw hattrick is a cricket saying.its getting 3 wickets in consecutive deliveries.3 in a row .
.ACB|_Cutthroat1
No place like 127.0.0.1
+76|7152|Gold Coast,QLD,Australia
i once was prolly 5 metres away from the tailpipe of a doublebomber, ran out of length
KnowMeByTrailOfDead
Jackass of all Trades
+62|7138|Dayton, Ohio
OR you can go with Hockey, three goals by the same person in the same game.
Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|7202|Houston, TX
Let's chalk it up to a sports term that refers to 3 points/scores by the same person in one game.

Focus your inner strength Kilroy-San.  Become the TV Missle.....  Have a great pilot..... Focus and harness a great video card for a lag free flight....

KJ
licklicklick
Member
+0|7107|Lake Forest CA.
ive shot down 2 in one round on gulf of oman 
even with the new patch
ya i hate the 430 ft. thing
its reallyy lamee
and its hard to find a good pilot now a days
cause its hard to not get shot down

but i am pretty damn good with TV missles
so any good pilots   hit me upp
:]
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7246|Singapore

TV missile in no lag conditions feel wonderful... Silky.. Mmm.

Better than sex.
Stubbee
Religions Hate Facts, Questions and Doubts
+223|7200|Reality

KnowMeByTrailOfDead wrote:

OR you can go with Hockey, three goals by the same person in the same game.
a true hattrick is 3 in 1 period
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CrazeD
Member
+368|7130|Maine

polarbearz wrote:

TV missile in no lag conditions feel wonderful... Silky.. Mmm.

Better than sex.
Yeah, much easier to use without lag. My gay computer lags like crazy sometimes when I use the missle, so badly that it freezes from when it takes off and then I totally miss. Without lag I'm sure I'd do much better (though I'm not too shabby anyway).

Congrats on the plane kills.

One time whilest flying with my friend (he was gunner) in Kubra Dam, he had a bunch of perfect oppurtunities to shoot down a jet, but of course he missed like 7 wonderful shots. We were hovering about 200meters over the Intake in a AH-1Z, and a MiG kept strafing under us.. he always missed with his guns/missles but he kept flying by, so my friend kept taking shots with the TV missle and going right over him. Then he flew off and I turned around and the missle got about three feet from his rear and ran out of room .

By the way, you can go just about 430meters with the TV missle, not 300.
MajorRambo6
Member
+2|7099|England
DEFINITION OF A HATTRICK

I know this has no bearing on the true subject of this thread, my congrats to Trigger for been such a darn fine pilot and his Gunner Kung Jew for been a hell of a shot,

Right

HATTRICK The saying originated in cricket where a bowler bowled out three consecutive batters and was then permitted to take his hat and walk amongst the spectators gathering money collected in his hat,

Believe it or not but there it is

Again congrats,

PS Trigger if your ever in a chopper lacking a gunner and see me, for gods sake dont say "hop in" cause i'm a lousy gunner and always seem to die rather quickly

MajorRambo
Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|7202|Houston, TX

polarbearz wrote:

TV missile in no lag conditions feel wonderful... Silky.. Mmm.

Better than sex.
I don't think you're doing the sex right.  Wait till the thumb regains feeling.....



KJ
polarbearz
Raiders of the Lost Bear
+-1,474|7246|Singapore

Or maybe i'm playing with TV missiles more than I am with chicks
Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|7202|Houston, TX
Ohhh man,  this is too easy.  I've got about a million phallic tv missle reference jokes just itching to be used here.  Somemod please shut me down quick!!!



KJ

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