paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|7198
Heres the list of all the new Ribbons.

https://img216.imageshack.us/img216/2984/ribbons16ew.jpg

Now heres how you get them.

1. Bob Marley smoke on troopers :- Alot of gamers get this one, but for some reason they don't notice.

2. Graphic card fucked up again :- Awarded to those gamers, who install latests patches and find there Cards are no longer surported.

3. Not another Doller EA :- For gamers sick of booster packs, add on's and Battlefield 2142.

4. Never gonna be General :- Awarded to 99% of normal playing gamers.

5. Asshole teamkiller :- No Explanation needed.

6. Not Another bright idea :- This is awarded to dice for all the patch upgrades.

7. Get shot alot Corporal :-  Awarded to all them new players, that us gamers use as bullet shields.

8. Watch were your fucking going :- Awarded to gamers who don't use the Green Cross Code.

9. The happy go lucky :- Similar to the Corporal Award, but for new players who don't realise that dieing over a 50 times in a round is bad.

10. Game Crashed again :- 99% of gamers will get this one.

11. Main Base camping :- Get Tank/APC park in enemy Uncap base, Shoot.

12. Blazin UK played too much :- Most of the top ten player have this ribbon.

13. Sat on the beach at The Gulf of Oman :- Just get all the Flags on Oman and wait for some thing to shoot.

14. Been here before :- Just play Karkand over and over again.

15. Race to the Plane/Heli :- Only Awarded at the start of a round, may Involve TKing.

16. The Asshole Commander :- Just go commander and Fly Planes while Dropping Arty on friendly Troops.

17. Playing Battlefield while pissed award :- A fun Ribbon to earn, but could mean pissing yourself and throwing up over the keyboard.

18. The Havent got a clue :- Awarded to those gamers, who TK for a vehicle and then die within 30 seconds of getting it.

There you go gamers, now go out on the Battlefield and get em.
Citizen One
한국 공주
+338|7107|South Korea.
Classic
Stratocaster
WCR official whiner
+6|7186|Madrid, Spain
HAHAHA Good job Paranoid

I specially like the Race to the plane / heli
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|7152|Howell, Mi USA
lmao @ "Never gonna be General Ribbon"
https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|7198

RimReaper wrote:

u think this ribbons are funny? (stupid ribbons ur not funny dude)
YOU'RE STUPID BUDDY.  Maybe you could pass on a link to the last funny or light hearted post YOU made. hmmmmm?
Don't worry about it mate.

Guess them two work for FLAMES 'R' US
[DEI]Bart
fire at will!!!
+76|7171|Leiden, Holland for the n00bs
4. Never gonna be General :- Awarded to 99% of normal playing gamers.
hmmmm... Next Rank: 2nd Lieutenant
13.58%
Score: 8,148 of 60,000. At your historical rate, you should earn 51,852 in 1755 days (or 703:00:33 straight).

hmm thats 4 years and 259 days  before I get 2nd lut, not even general
Ajax_the_Great1
Dropped on request
+206|7105

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

glopje_nl wrote:

u think this ribbons are funny? (stupid ribbons ur not funny dude)
I agree, I hope it didnt take you too long to write this.
Get off the forums you emo douchebags!

Some of those ribbons are awesome. lol for race to jet/helo ribbon. May involve tk'ing.
Cbass
Kick His Ass!
+371|7152|Howell, Mi USA

[DEI]Bart wrote:

4. Never gonna be General :- Awarded to 99% of normal playing gamers.
hmmmm... Next Rank: 2nd Lieutenant
13.58%
Score: 8,148 of 60,000. At your historical rate, you should earn 51,852 in 1755 days (or 703:00:33 straight).

hmm thats 4 years and 259 days  before I get 2nd lut, not even general
LOL, Nice Bart.  ever checked the SF Medals

4,500h Total time played (Rebel) 0.01%

00:15:45 of 4,500h. Earning 4499:44:15 should take you about 4321093 days.

Ill get this medal in about 11,839 years

There should be a "Never Gonna Get SF Medals" Ribbon

Last edited by Cbass (2006-03-29 13:22:29)

https://bf3s.com/sigs/bb53a522780eff5b30ba3252d44932cc2f5b8c4f.png
Magnet41
Member
+1|7065|Manchester, Uk

Cbass wrote:

[DEI]Bart wrote:

4. Never gonna be General :- Awarded to 99% of normal playing gamers.
hmmmm... Next Rank: 2nd Lieutenant
13.58%
Score: 8,148 of 60,000. At your historical rate, you should earn 51,852 in 1755 days (or 703:00:33 straight).

hmm thats 4 years and 259 days  before I get 2nd lut, not even general
LOL, Nice Bart.  ever checked the SF Medals

4,500h Total time played (Rebel) 0.01%

00:15:45 of 4,500h. Earning 4499:44:15 should take you about 4321093 days.

Ill get this medal in about 11,839 years

There should be a "Never Gonna Get SF Medals" Ribbon
round it up to the nearest ice age
PunkX
stoned
+198|7082|Canada

glopje_nl wrote:

u think this ribbons are funny? (stupid ribbons ur not funny dude)
Funny how people like to stand out. Ten bucks says this guy laughed but wanted to prove that he is better than you

Nice stuff, gave me a laugh
Stratocaster
WCR official whiner
+6|7186|Madrid, Spain
Paranoid, you know what? WE WANT MORE!!!

Don't let this affect you. I think my words will reflect the feeling of the whole bf2s community when I say
that your work is always welcome, and funny as hell, so keep up the good work!
I know how ya feel, I like photo retouch too and I like to share funny stuff with my bf2s mates.
Cheers!
ricko867
Member
+0|7122
good ribbons, nice to see someone with a sence of fun for a change.
khmer
Member
+86|7136|Central California
LoL those are awesome.
Breez
AKA: badhq
+937|7090|Derby, England

https://www.bf2idiots.com/bus.jpg
Bus Stop Ribbon 
Awarded to soldiers who stand clueless waiting for that vehicle that never comes... 


https://www.bf2idiots.com/deck.jpg
Deck Swabber Ribbon 
Awarded to soldiers who stand on the aircraft carrier waiting for a jet, chopper, or low-flying seagull to whisk them away to the islands rather than risk getting wet in one of those plentiful "boats" - they're icky. 

https://www.bf2idiots.com/daisy.jpg
Driving Miss Daisy Ribbon 
This award is given to soldiers who beckon teammates into a vehicle then proceed to give them a scenic tour of the country. For some inexpliciable reason they are determined to go in the opposite direction of the flag/combat/anything of interest. And, by the time you figure out that you accidently hopped on Happy Larry's Magic Bus Tour, you're at least 2 minutes away from where you thought you were going. Are we there yet? 

https://www.bf2idiots.com/camping.jpg
Eagle Scout Ribbon 
This award is given to soldiers who sit patiently as their fellow soldiers fall dead around them because that helicopter should respawn in 37.2 seconds. Also seen camping for tanks, APCs, jets, and StarWars tickets. 

https://www.bf2idiots.com/medic.jpg
Florence Nightengale Ribbon 
Awarded to Medics who attempt to revive the enemy soldiers. Keep trying, I think I saw him twitch. 

https://www.bf2idiots.com/hk.jpg
Hellen Keller Ribbon for Friendly Mine/Claymore Detection 
This award is given to those soldiers adept at finding friendly mines and claymores. Kudos to you, solider.

https://www.bf2idiots.com/bunny.jpg
Peter Cottontail Combat Bravery Ribbon 
This award is given to those who like to stay above the action through bunny-hopping. Aim high, soldier. Aim high.

https://www.bf2idiots.com/parachute.jpg
Ripcord Whack-a-mole Ribbon 
Awarded for hitting every key on the keyboard except the parachute key.

https://www.bf2idiots.com/stevie.jpg
Stevie Wonder Aviation Ribbon 
Awarded for aviation skills demonstrated in combat without the use of eyesight. Usually awarded posthumously.

https://www.bf2idiots.com/resistance.jpg
Viva La Resistance! Ribbon 
Awarded for running full-speed at a tank with a pistol

https://www.bf2idiots.com/weapons.jpg
Weapons Malfunction Ribbon 
Awarded for emptying an entire clip at the enemy and hitting nothing, while the enemy proceeds to beat you to death with your own helmet

https://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5387/britney6im.jpg
Britney Spears Ribbon
Awarded for Standing in front of jets, while they pilot trys to take off, and punish them

https://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5866/chuck1cq.jpg
Chuck Norris Comando Ribbon
Awarded for bf2 players who will never resive Special Forces Medals


https://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3196/eject7un.jpg
Ejection Seat Ribbon
Awarded for players who snipe other pilots to get that vehicle 

https://img91.imageshack.us/img91/183/nobli9xr.jpg
Pised off player Ribbon
Awarded to players who just want to murder noobs on theyr own team

https://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5375/wife9zb.jpg
Wifes Calling Ribbon
Awarded to players whos wifes drag them of BF2 game to get sum attention

Last edited by badhq (2006-03-29 16:28:22)

VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|7131|A sunburnt country
LMAO - Good work guys.
paranoid101
Ambitious but Rubbish
+540|7198

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

glopje_nl wrote:

u think this ribbons are funny? (stupid ribbons ur not funny dude)
I agree, I hope it didnt take you too long to write this.
Get off the forums you emo douchebags!

Some of those ribbons are awesome. lol for race to jet/helo ribbon. May involve tk'ing.
https://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6892/untitled1xi.jpg

19. Flame alot Ribbon :- Only Awarded to those special forum members, first members to receive this award are glopje_nl and GunSlinger OIF II


LOL emo douchebags! Nice one mate

Last edited by paranoid101 (2006-03-29 16:41:40)

[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra
Alright, you're good to go!
+124|7186|Honolulu, HI
LMAO!  Classic, just classic...since I'm not any good with Photoshop, perhaps someone else (cough Paranoid101 or badhq, cough) can make graphics for these ideas:

Meritorious Punkbuster Action: Awarded for saying a completely innocent word and being auto-kicked by PB for it.  Requirements: IAR 1 instance of words like "Assault," "night" or "FuShe Pass"

Purple Knife: For players who make it a solemn goal to get Expert Knife, try for a week, give up, and realize they pissed away their knife K/D for absolutely nothing at all.  Requirements: Global Knife K/D decrease 50%

Bronze Hexagon: For players who have the third-highest score at the end of the round and expect a bronze star, only to see the idiot commander's 2x bonus bump him down to fourth.  Requirements: 3rd place IAR (before 2x bonus)

Legion of Ignorance: You know that feeling you get when you throw a grenade into a fortification, only to see a friendly running full-speed to that position?  You spam the radio with "Sorry chief", "Sorry!" and "Dammit, sorry", hear the explosion, apologize some more...and still get punished.  Requirements: IAR 1 teamkill, 3 apologies and a punish

Distinguished Intolerant SOB: Sometimes you join a server and read some ugly, hateful tripe in the chat.  Words that start with "nig", "ch," "ki," and "je," for example, and end with "ger," "ink," "ke," and "w", have no place in an online game that should be enjoyable for all regardless of ethnicity.  Yet this award goes to those who challenge these pillars of tolerance and equality by bravely using these words with reckless abandon!  Requirements: IAR 25 racist comments

Look Ma, No Unlocks Cross: Oh, you know it sucks when some guy outsnipes your L96 with an SVD, or riddles your G36E-holding corpse full of holes with an M16A2, or (the horrors!) slips past your DAO-12 with an MP5.  This award is for that some guy!  Requirements: Rank Master Sergeant, IAR 20 kills with Infantry with NO unlocks usage

Pistol Marksman Ribbon:  You're trying to cap a spawn when suddenly, your health starts going down.  Where are those shots coming from?  It must be a sniper...You jump and run to and fro, but to no avail.  Frustrated you look up at the kill list and see...MR-444???  92FS???  Requirements: IAR 5 pistol kills from >50m
Breez
AKA: badhq
+937|7090|Derby, England

[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra wrote:

LMAO!  Classic, just classic...since I'm not any good with Photoshop, perhaps someone else (cough Paranoid101 or badhq, cough) can make graphics for these ideas:

Meritorious Punkbuster Action: Awarded for saying a completely innocent word and being auto-kicked by PB for it.  Requirements: IAR 1 instance of words like "Assault," "night" or "FuShe Pass"

Purple Knife: For players who make it a solemn goal to get Expert Knife, try for a week, give up, and realize they pissed away their knife K/D for absolutely nothing at all.  Requirements: Global Knife K/D decrease 50%

Bronze Hexagon: For players who have the third-highest score at the end of the round and expect a bronze star, only to see the idiot commander's 2x bonus bump him down to fourth.  Requirements: 3rd place IAR (before 2x bonus)

Legion of Ignorance: You know that feeling you get when you throw a grenade into a fortification, only to see a friendly running full-speed to that position?  You spam the radio with "Sorry chief", "Sorry!" and "Dammit, sorry", hear the explosion, apologize some more...and still get punished.  Requirements: IAR 1 teamkill, 3 apologies and a punish

Distinguished Intolerant SOB: Sometimes you join a server and read some ugly, hateful tripe in the chat.  Words that start with "nig", "ch," "ki," and "je," for example, and end with "ger," "ink," "ke," and "w", have no place in an online game that should be enjoyable for all regardless of ethnicity.  Yet this award goes to those who challenge these pillars of tolerance and equality by bravely using these words with reckless abandon!  Requirements: IAR 25 racist comments

Look Ma, No Unlocks Cross: Oh, you know it sucks when some guy outsnipes your L96 with an SVD, or riddles your G36E-holding corpse full of holes with an M16A2, or (the horrors!) slips past your DAO-12 with an MP5.  This award is for that some guy!  Requirements: Rank Master Sergeant, IAR 20 kills with Infantry with NO unlocks usage

Pistol Marksman Ribbon:  You're trying to cap a spawn when suddenly, your health starts going down.  Where are those shots coming from?  It must be a sniper...You jump and run to and fro, but to no avail.  Frustrated you look up at the kill list and see...MR-444???  92FS???  Requirements: IAR 5 pistol kills from >50m
Lmfao ha ha


I have No probs making it bro Do U have sum example Pics u wana use? Peace boris
ssj3barua
Member
+55|7147|Indianapolis, IN, U.S.
#17 is my favorite, I've done this so many times!
[QXJZ]Capt_Kefra
Alright, you're good to go!
+124|7186|Honolulu, HI

badhq wrote:

Lmfao ha ha


I have No probs making it bro Do U have sum example Pics u wana use? Peace boris
Ha!  I was kidding about that, but if you'd like, feel free to use my ideas and make ribbons of your own.  Glad you liked the suggestions.
BlackLegion42
Damn Command and Conquer Generals...
+62|7188|Rochester, NY
Noobmurderer is the first guy I promote to get the Asshole Teamkiller Ribbon
Ali
Official Hell Bound Turbo Action Club Member
+17|7168|Gütersloh, Germany
https://ali.turbojugend-guetersloh.de/bf2/cnribbon.gif

Last edited by Ali (2006-03-29 23:00:55)

Ajax_the_Great1
Dropped on request
+206|7105

paranoid101 wrote:

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:


I agree, I hope it didnt take you too long to write this.
Get off the forums you emo douchebags!

Some of those ribbons are awesome. lol for race to jet/helo ribbon. May involve tk'ing.
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6892/untitled1xi.jpg

19. Flame alot Ribbon :- Only Awarded to those special forum members, first members to receive this award are glopje_nl and GunSlinger OIF II


LOL emo douchebags! Nice one mate
That ribbon better be in my stats tomorow.
[DEI]Bart
fire at will!!!
+76|7171|Leiden, Holland for the n00bs
wahahahahahaha, u can also name itthe ultimate statpad ribbon
dubbs
Member
+105|7090|Lexington, KY

[DEI]Bart wrote:

wahahahahahaha, u can also name itthe ultimate statpad ribbon
We all know who that will go to....NITRO

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