Heres the list of all the new Ribbons.

Now heres how you get them.
1. Bob Marley smoke on troopers :- Alot of gamers get this one, but for some reason they don't notice.
2. Graphic card fucked up again :- Awarded to those gamers, who install latests patches and find there Cards are no longer surported.
3. Not another Doller EA :- For gamers sick of booster packs, add on's and Battlefield 2142.
4. Never gonna be General :- Awarded to 99% of normal playing gamers.
5. Asshole teamkiller :- No Explanation needed.
6. Not Another bright idea :- This is awarded to dice for all the patch upgrades.
7. Get shot alot Corporal :- Awarded to all them new players, that us gamers use as bullet shields.
8. Watch were your fucking going :- Awarded to gamers who don't use the Green Cross Code.
9. The happy go lucky :- Similar to the Corporal Award, but for new players who don't realise that dieing over a 50 times in a round is bad.
10. Game Crashed again :- 99% of gamers will get this one.
11. Main Base camping :- Get Tank/APC park in enemy Uncap base, Shoot.
12. Blazin UK played too much :- Most of the top ten player have this ribbon.
13. Sat on the beach at The Gulf of Oman :- Just get all the Flags on Oman and wait for some thing to shoot.
14. Been here before :- Just play Karkand over and over again.
15. Race to the Plane/Heli :- Only Awarded at the start of a round, may Involve TKing.
16. The Asshole Commander :- Just go commander and Fly Planes while Dropping Arty on friendly Troops.
17. Playing Battlefield while pissed award :- A fun Ribbon to earn, but could mean pissing yourself and throwing up over the keyboard.
18. The Havent got a clue :- Awarded to those gamers, who TK for a vehicle and then die within 30 seconds of getting it.
There you go gamers, now go out on the Battlefield and get em.

Now heres how you get them.
1. Bob Marley smoke on troopers :- Alot of gamers get this one, but for some reason they don't notice.
2. Graphic card fucked up again :- Awarded to those gamers, who install latests patches and find there Cards are no longer surported.
3. Not another Doller EA :- For gamers sick of booster packs, add on's and Battlefield 2142.
4. Never gonna be General :- Awarded to 99% of normal playing gamers.
5. Asshole teamkiller :- No Explanation needed.
6. Not Another bright idea :- This is awarded to dice for all the patch upgrades.
7. Get shot alot Corporal :- Awarded to all them new players, that us gamers use as bullet shields.
8. Watch were your fucking going :- Awarded to gamers who don't use the Green Cross Code.
9. The happy go lucky :- Similar to the Corporal Award, but for new players who don't realise that dieing over a 50 times in a round is bad.
10. Game Crashed again :- 99% of gamers will get this one.
11. Main Base camping :- Get Tank/APC park in enemy Uncap base, Shoot.
12. Blazin UK played too much :- Most of the top ten player have this ribbon.
13. Sat on the beach at The Gulf of Oman :- Just get all the Flags on Oman and wait for some thing to shoot.
14. Been here before :- Just play Karkand over and over again.
15. Race to the Plane/Heli :- Only Awarded at the start of a round, may Involve TKing.
16. The Asshole Commander :- Just go commander and Fly Planes while Dropping Arty on friendly Troops.
17. Playing Battlefield while pissed award :- A fun Ribbon to earn, but could mean pissing yourself and throwing up over the keyboard.
18. The Havent got a clue :- Awarded to those gamers, who TK for a vehicle and then die within 30 seconds of getting it.
There you go gamers, now go out on the Battlefield and get em.