SgtSlutter
Banned
+550|6907|Amsterdam, NY
https://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzzz/cars/carfordmilitary.jpg
frances official heli
DomeH
Member
+1|6809|Germany
[img=http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/7987/atombombe8ap.th.jpg]

the new bomb launcher of the french special forces
Tushers
Noctwisaskfirtush
+224|6954|Some where huntin in Wisconsin
http://img67.imageshack.us/my.php?image … rds2jo.jpg
everything the french has except fo rthe bullup
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7076|Orlando, FL - Age 43

SgtSlauther wrote:

https://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiP405pETDgBXCKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdmIydTZhBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTAwMV83MA--/SIG=1226unr63/EXP=1151083896/**http%3a//www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/frencharmy.jpg
Apparently, they have more than one magazine to turn to and some interesting training techniques.

https://img95.imageshack.us/img95/1337/frenchmilitarymagazinetwo0fc.jpg

https://www.strangemilitary.com/images/content/9193.jpg
superfly_cox
soup fly mod
+717|7051

this is one of those times where the original post is not as funny as the rest.  i salute all you posters cause those pictures are funny...didn't realize there was an army squirrel subculture out there:)
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7076|Orlando, FL - Age 43
Well, I have to thank you for the inspiration. Without your hilarious and inspired leadership I would never have had such a chuckle. My appreciation also to the other posters in the thread, they don't allow as much karma in a day as some of your posts deserve!
Sa¢ripan
Member
+12|7009|St-Dié/ Lorraine/ France
I really appreciate the attention you have for my country because it's really not reciprocal.
BVC
Member
+325|6965
Ahaha good shit! _b
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7044|Noizyland

Making jokes against the French is like running a race against a quadruple Amputee. Why don't we all go and shoot fish in a barrel now?

Last edited by Tyferra (2006-06-22 17:43:45)

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
N)!(NDarkDragon
Banned
+158|6791
All fucking hilarious including the magazine one. Im dieing of laughter. If I could Id +1 you 500 times but Im out of karma
G3157
Member
+6|6801
To whoever -1'd me for my original post.

Stereotypes are useful tools.  When the majority of a population of a particular group falls into a particular category it's much easier and more efficient to blanket the entire group with that stereotype and deal with the individuals who do not fit the stereotype on a personal basis.  Show me a brave Frenchman and I'll treat that individual with the respect that anybody else in the world who actually bathes may deserve.

Just like some crybaby Frog not to leave his name either.   Typical, thank you for fitting into a stereotype for me.  I'm impressed that your people have engineered laptops that allow you to post comfortably while you run away from things.
wahjot
Member
+30|6854
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GIGN

am i doing this right

Last edited by wahjot (2006-06-23 08:24:22)

Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7076|Orlando, FL - Age 43
Commander Mode
https://www.thearmedcitizen.com/gunpages/chimp.jpg
-Solv3r-
Heia den som vinner!
+115|6827|Oslo, Norway

Darth_Fleder wrote:

French Military Victories
Hahaha! +1 for that!
terrafirma
Press 1 to Kill
+81|6923|Westminster, Colorado
This whole thread is fantastic.  Well done all!
elite
Member
+89|6983|Sheffield, England

Wasder wrote:

Poor french, why do you keep bashing them? )) Napoleon kicked some ass, untill he came to Russia of course.
actually it was britian who wooped his ass!
JudgeDredd1824
Member
+32|6923|Wigan an proud of it mate !

elite wrote:

Wasder wrote:

Poor french, why do you keep bashing them? )) Napoleon kicked some ass, untill he came to Russia of course.
actually it was britian who wooped his ass!
You got it bud....

The only thing Napoleon succeded in was getting a dose of crabs, and he had to pay for that.

I think he did win a cheese and wine basket once, but that was in a raffle at the old-age pensioners club. It was the only place he could go and not get beaten up (whimpy little geek that he was).
Tushers
Noctwisaskfirtush
+224|6954|Some where huntin in Wisconsin
mmm frog legs...i now they have frog leg noodles but do people acctualy eat real frog legs...is so the french dont have a leg to stand on ah ha ha ha thats a knee slapper *dead scilence* but rly do people accutally eat frog legs?
Lt.Oreo
Member
+9|6787|in your pants :)
i here you can launch decoys
https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b274/kkf2dumb/SQURRILA.jpg
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7076|Orlando, FL - Age 43
New Aerial Units
https://www.calarts.edu/~msecondo/TSliz2.jpg
nev
Member
+23|6856|Land of OZ
And the tanks only have one gear - reverse.
nieker
THE FLYING DUTCH PENGUIN, THE NINTENDO PENGUIN
+191|6896|The Netherlands
lmao
EvilMonkeySlayer
Member
+82|6921

superfly_cox wrote:

Seriously!  The new booster pack will include the French Legion Special Forces taking on their historical enemies:  USA, UK, Germany and GreenPeace!!!!

Here is a preview of the Assault player model for the French SF team:
http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/5738/frenchsf0hh.jpg

If you look closely you'll see him holding his shiny new gold medal
That to me looks like the new American assault class to me. (note American flag)
JG1567JG
Member
+110|6858|United States of America

nev wrote:

And the tanks only have one gear - reverse.
No, they actually go forward but all the Armor is on the rear of the tank...
Sa¢ripan
Member
+12|7009|St-Dié/ Lorraine/ France
La crème de la crème of bf2s members in 1 thread wow!

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