Why I started this guide? Because I wanted to wright a guide and all the other topics I'm pretty much good at were already token, therefor I wright this one because I have much expierence with this sort of gaming.
This will be a guide for all you starting players that whant to really annoy the living crap out of ppl.
I reconmend you will not use this information in any way possible. You wil be hated, kicked, banned, (team)killed, get a sperm problem, lose your car and all other kind of misfortune.
Bunnyhoping
Bunnyhopping has been in games for ever and probably wil stay to. Basicly Bunnyhoping is jumping around your opponent trying to dodge their bullets and disorientate them so you can get an easy kill. I do this alot and it Will save my ass. Personally I dont understand Why people have a grudge against Bunnyhopping. Maybe its because players usually hit the dirt once they spotted an enemy coming right for them *Looking at You Support players*.
And every body knows how hard it is to go prone and shoot a bunnyhopping "n00b".
Would you bunnyhob? Its all up to you.
Caution may irritate some people.
Camping
Camping basicly is to put yourself in a major advantage to gun down helpless enemy victims *also known as spawn-raping*. Over my hours playing BF2 i've seen countless of types of Camping. Hovering in a helicopter over a spawn point *usually the last able spawn-point of the enemy*, or bombing-runs with Jets.
CautionCamping (or also known as vehicle-whoring) could be forbidden on some servers.
VoIP
Every lamer with a mic. will eventually have the urge to scream useless or even obscene things to his/her teammates. Things like "I pwnt ur mom yesterday" and of that kind will be heard occasionally. Look up some dirty words in your dictonary and start ranting.
Caution probably will get you voted off and shot at by teammembers.
Punishment
Ah yes, the most hated feature of them all in my opionon. It seems that people stopped believing that accidents could happen and start punishing for everything. How to lame with the punishment feature.. Well basicly stand infront of friendly vehicles so they pretty much Have to drive you over so you can immediatly push Page Down and let some unhappy fella pay for his sins that he never would have done. Also a good way to let friendly's kill you is by shooting them with your pistol but not kill them. Just shoot at them till they reach the last 2 bars or so *it helps to be a medic for this trick*.
Caution I certainly do NOT reconmend this. Punishers are the lowest form of gamers in my opinion and if you punish for no reason at all you will probably gain another enemy in the round .
Spamming
Typing unneccesary stuff and hitting the Q button over and over in a certain period of time is considerd spamming. However there is an in-game anti spam system that will block you from spamming for 30 sec.
Spamming isnt that bad but would suit the stereotype of a Lamer
There are many more ways to lame but I dont whant to wright them down now because im Lazy
Once again I must say that you DO NOT FOLLOW THESE TIPS because it simply isnt cool .
Play in a normal with your teammates and do everything to bad the n00bs who do any of the things that are stated above.
If any of you have any adjustments or comments, feel free to reply.
I hope none of you will be offended by this on anyway and I hope you will enjoy.
-Sgt.Gh0st
This will be a guide for all you starting players that whant to really annoy the living crap out of ppl.
I reconmend you will not use this information in any way possible. You wil be hated, kicked, banned, (team)killed, get a sperm problem, lose your car and all other kind of misfortune.
Bunnyhoping
Bunnyhopping has been in games for ever and probably wil stay to. Basicly Bunnyhoping is jumping around your opponent trying to dodge their bullets and disorientate them so you can get an easy kill. I do this alot and it Will save my ass. Personally I dont understand Why people have a grudge against Bunnyhopping. Maybe its because players usually hit the dirt once they spotted an enemy coming right for them *Looking at You Support players*.
And every body knows how hard it is to go prone and shoot a bunnyhopping "n00b".
Would you bunnyhob? Its all up to you.
Caution may irritate some people.
Camping
Camping basicly is to put yourself in a major advantage to gun down helpless enemy victims *also known as spawn-raping*. Over my hours playing BF2 i've seen countless of types of Camping. Hovering in a helicopter over a spawn point *usually the last able spawn-point of the enemy*, or bombing-runs with Jets.
CautionCamping (or also known as vehicle-whoring) could be forbidden on some servers.
VoIP
Every lamer with a mic. will eventually have the urge to scream useless or even obscene things to his/her teammates. Things like "I pwnt ur mom yesterday" and of that kind will be heard occasionally. Look up some dirty words in your dictonary and start ranting.
Caution probably will get you voted off and shot at by teammembers.
Punishment
Ah yes, the most hated feature of them all in my opionon. It seems that people stopped believing that accidents could happen and start punishing for everything. How to lame with the punishment feature.. Well basicly stand infront of friendly vehicles so they pretty much Have to drive you over so you can immediatly push Page Down and let some unhappy fella pay for his sins that he never would have done. Also a good way to let friendly's kill you is by shooting them with your pistol but not kill them. Just shoot at them till they reach the last 2 bars or so *it helps to be a medic for this trick*.
Caution I certainly do NOT reconmend this. Punishers are the lowest form of gamers in my opinion and if you punish for no reason at all you will probably gain another enemy in the round .
Spamming
Typing unneccesary stuff and hitting the Q button over and over in a certain period of time is considerd spamming. However there is an in-game anti spam system that will block you from spamming for 30 sec.
Spamming isnt that bad but would suit the stereotype of a Lamer
There are many more ways to lame but I dont whant to wright them down now because im Lazy
Once again I must say that you DO NOT FOLLOW THESE TIPS because it simply isnt cool .
Play in a normal with your teammates and do everything to bad the n00bs who do any of the things that are stated above.
If any of you have any adjustments or comments, feel free to reply.
I hope none of you will be offended by this on anyway and I hope you will enjoy.
-Sgt.Gh0st
Last edited by Sgt.Gh0st (2005-10-26 09:38:26)