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2007-02-09 19:20:02
ts-pulsar
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+54|6949
one of these is obviously false


stkhoplite wrote:

Just found this

Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.

The "nine lives" attributed to cats is probably due to their having nine primary whiskers.
edit:  Sheesh someone beat me to it while I was typing.

Last edited by ts-pulsar (2007-02-09 19:20:55)

2007-02-10 01:42:57
Heavy_Guns_91
I hand out purple hearts like candy
+72|6850|Alberta, Canada

stkhoplite wrote:

Just found thisSmearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.
Not about to try that one... Ever.

SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.
I want to try that... lol

Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
They are pretty big...

You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.
Now I'm going to listen to a Judas Priest album

Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
... Shouldn't it be one-seventh?

The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.


King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.
And he had, like... 8 wives.

To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine.
Not about to try this one either... Ever.

A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.
Because all the shit goes on the carpet...

Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin Laden is reportedly an avid reader.
I wonder what he thought when he saw himself in one...

Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas.
what?

Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.
Note to self... Paint ceiling blue.

When immersed in liquid, a dead sparrow will make a sound like a crying baby.
A... DEAD sparrow makes a sound like a baby?

Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim backwards.
Or it's because they're just not made to swim backwards.
2007-02-10 01:57:19
Towelly
It's A State Of Mind
+399|7037|Your attic
Actually the Scuba diving one is true.

That and the skin used in most skin transplants is taken from children when they are circumcised, it's because it's not specifically adapted to anything so will almost never reject.

Last edited by Towelly (2007-02-10 01:59:26)

2007-02-10 06:27:49
bennisboy
Member
+829|7093|Poundland
Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim backwards.
Or it's because they're just not made to swim backwards.
It is indeed because there fins are not the right shape to allow to swim backwards, as when they would try to move them into the right place to allow them to swim backwards, it would propel them forwards. The sea has no "natural" momentum. Although it is to do with the properties of water
2007-02-10 07:38:42
AWSMFOX
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The Polar Bear one about eating penguins is false, as they live on different poles, lol.

 

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