sfarrar33
Halogenoalkane
+57|7075|InGerLand

Ninja_Kid2002 wrote:

"It's like I'm Han Solo, You're Chewy, She's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that FUCKED UP BAR!" - Dogma
boo you beat me too it

"Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
-Trainspotting
trippy982
Member
+34|6854
Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

-Braveheart
mcgid1
Meh...
+129|7173|Austin, TX/San Antonio, TX
"Because I have a big head...and little arms"
-101-InvaderZim
Member
+42|7300|Waikato, Aotearoa
You have to let it all go Neo - fear doubt and disbelief - Free your mind

C'mon stop trying to hit me and hit me

Welcome to the Desert of the Real

Derka Derka Deka El Muhammad Jihad
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7102
"Wax on, wax off."  the karate kid
Karbin
Member
+42|6751
"Earn this."

Saving Private Ryan

" There was a Demon that lived in the air.
They say whoever challenged him would Die."

The Right Stuff

"A Navy Diver is not a fighting man.
He is a Salvage Expert.
If it's lost underwater, he finds it.
If it's sunk, he brings it up.
If it's in the way, he moves it.
If he is lucky, he will die young two hundred feet
beneath the waves, for that is the closest he will ever get
to being a Hero.
Hell I don't know why anyone would want to be a Navy Diver.
Now you report to this line, Cookie !! "

Men of Honor

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Cobra4545
Jizz in my pants
+54|6935|Vancouver, USA
I'm surrounded my assholes- Spaceballs
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|6998|Texas - Bigger than France
Khan!!!!!!!!!
[-DER-]Omega
membeR
+188|7283|Lithuania

_NL_Lt.EngineerFox wrote:

Anyone that stands still, is a VC, anyone thats runs, is a well-disciplined VC - Full Metal Jacket
You got it mixed up.

It's "Anyone that runs is a VC; anyone that stands still is a well-disciplined VC.

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Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7220

I.M.I Militant wrote:

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT - Pulp Fiction
beat you to it :P

you forgot the boldness.
Sup3r_Dr4gon
Boat sig is not there anymore
+214|6783|Australia
"Suprise, Cockfags!"
- Team America

"The distance between genius and insanity is measured by success."
- A View to a Kill

"Fill your hand you son of a bitch!"
- A John Wayne movie (I forgot the title)

"Who do you ride with?"
"I ride alone."
- Another John Wayne movie, Randy Rides Alone. It's such a cheesy movie.

"Shit! An American!"

"No matter how fucked the world was getting.....we all tried to be American."

"With a 15% numeracy rate, 90% of people did not know their maths."
- All three were in a re-subbed version of Battle Royale
Coolbeano
Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei
+378|7220

There are few things in this world more unsettling than going in the back to grab some condiments and end up staring at a huge, steaming pile of cock.


Monty, Waiting...
namsdrawkcaB
Biggest n00blet around!
+35|6756
Say ello to ma little friend!~Scarface
Flecco
iPod is broken.
+1,048|7121|NT, like Mick Dundee

HURLEY wrote:

Flecco wrote:

"And shepherds we shall be
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti"

"You and your fucking rope."

"Now, we must all fear evil men, but there is another kind of evil, which we must fear most, and that is, the indifference of good men."
That is the best movie ever along with Resivour Dogs, and American History X.
I haven't seen the other two but I really did enjoy the Boondock Saints and still do. I used to use a quote in my sig from the court scene at the end. The one about codes of conduct that all people can live by...
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
velocitychaos
Member
+26|6953|Brisbane Australia

namsdrawkcaB wrote:

Say ello to ma little friend!~Scarface
DAMMIT......you beat me!

i would have spelt it......seh hkello to ma lil fweind
naightknifar
Served and Out
+642|7018|Southampton, UK

(Not sure if this has been said, almost 100% it has but oh well...)

"This is Sparta!" - 300
"This is Caketown" - 300 PG Spoof Trailer
twiistaaa
Member
+87|7125|mexico
Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

this is spinal tap.
aj0404
It'll just be our little secret
+298|6806|Iowa...
another one of my favorites is from Bruce Almighty,when he's freaking out during the report on the boat.

"Back to you,FUCKERS!"

priceless.
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6801|Twyford, UK
'I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum.'

'I'm spartacus!'

*kicks down door*
'Where's my elephant!?'
Bell
Frosties > Cornflakes
+362|7006|UK

'Your one ugly motherfucker'  Predator FTW!

Martyn
destruktion_6143
Was ist Loos?
+154|7083|Canada
" SAY WHAT, SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMNED TIME! I DARE YA, I DOUBLE DARE YA MOTHERFUCKER!!"
Sam L Jackson- pulp fiction


"VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

V - V for Vendetta

Yuri Orlov: "There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?"

or

Yuri Orlov: "I sell to leftists, and rightists. I sell to pacifists, but they're not the most regular customers."

Nic Cage - Lord of War

Last edited by destruktion_6143 (2007-04-15 16:51:30)

Sgt.Zubie
Member
+77|7032

Yaocelotl wrote:

Will Munny: Who's the fellow owns this shithole?
[pause]
Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.
[Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
Will Munny: You better clear outta there.
Man: Yes, sir.
[scampers out of the way]
Little Bill Daggett: Just hold it right there. Hold it...!
[Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]
Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Little Bill Daggett

The Unforgiven
So you would be Will Munny, the same one who dynamited the Rock Island Railroad killing women and children.

Thats right, I've killed women and children, and everything else that walks or crawls,and I'm here to kill you little Bill, for what you done to Ned.
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6746|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

"WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS? DIDN'T MOMMY AND DADDY SHOW YOU ENOUGH ATTENTION AS A CHILD?"
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill!"
-Private Joker, Full Metal Jacket

Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
ALL: YO!
Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes! (lowers visor, Darth Vader voice) KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!
-Spaceballs

Colonel Sandurz: Prepare the jump to light speed!
Dark Helmet: No. Light speed is too slow. We must go to LUDICROUS SPEED!
-Spaceballs

I <3 Dark Helmet.

Last edited by cowami (2007-04-15 17:26:18)

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Darkhelmet
cereal killer
+233|7207|the middle of nowhere
Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

________________________________________________________

Dark Helmet: Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.


________________________________________
Barf: Switch to secret hyperjets.
Lone Star: Switching to secret hyperjets. Hold on back there princess, it's going to get a bit bumpy.
Dark Helmet: Prepare to attack. On the count of three. One......Two......[the winnebago disappears into lightspeed]
Dark Helmet: WHAT!!? What happened?
Colonel Sandurz: They must have hyperjets on that thing.
Dark Helmet: And what do we have on this thing? A cuisinart?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir.
Dark Helmet: Well find them, catch them!!!
Colonel Sandurz: [on intercom microphone] Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go straight to......Ludicrous speed!
Colonel Sandurz: I don't know if this ship can handle it.
Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?
Colonel Sandurz: [into the intercom mic with a chicken voice]Prepare ship! [clears throat]Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!
Dark Helmet: [grabs the mic from Sandurz] Give me that you petty excuse for an officer. Now hear this....Ludricrous speed.
Colonel Sandurz: Sir, shouldn't you buckle up first?
Dark Helmet: Ahhh buckle this!! Ludricrous speed!.......GO!!!!!!!!


___________________________________________________________



[Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet and the Video Operator are watching Spaceballs (1987), the movie]
Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!
Dark Helmet: What did you do? You turned it off!
Colonel Sandurz: Turned off what? I just turned off the screen.
Dark Helmet: No, you didnt! You turned off the movie! ...... What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Video Operator: Sir!
[Dark Helmet has becomed far too confused and everyone now ignores him even though he's center screen]
Dark Helmet: What?
Video Operator: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Video Operator: It's the moon of Vega.
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Video Operator: At 1900 hours, sir.
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: WHO!!???


[Later in the desert on the moon of Vega. Camera zooms out and shows some spaceballs walking over the sand with giant combs]
Colonel Sandurz: Sir, do you think we are being a little bit too literal sir?
Dark Helmet: We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
[to two white henchmen with a giant comb]
Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?
Henchmen: Nothing sir!
[to two more white henchmen with a giant comb]
Dark Helmet: How bout you?
Henchmen: Not a thing sir!
[to two black henchmen with a small comb]
Dark Helmet: What about you guys?
Henchmen: Man, we ain't found shit!


________________________________________

Colonel Sandurz: Princess Vespa's ship is in sight sir.
Dark Helmet: Good, fire a warning shot across her nose.
[Gunner fires at Vespa's ship]
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: [cross-eyed] Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: [cross-eyed] I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yao!
Dark Helmet: [looks around, amazed]I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!



Some of these I got from a site because I couldn't remeber parts, but most I typed from memory. These are all from Spaceballs (1987), the movie. This movie is a classic and you should definatley buy it if you don't own it. It's about $10. This is the greatest movie EVER!!!
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6925
Party on dude! Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

If you gotta shoot then shoot don't talk about it! The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

Whoa the Matrix

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