BF2S Forums Most memorable movie lines......

Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!

-Braveheart

You have to let it all go Neo - fear doubt and disbelief - Free your mind

C'mon stop trying to hit me and hit me

Welcome to the Desert of the Real

Derka Derka Deka El Muhammad Jihad

"Earn this."

Saving Private Ryan

" There was a Demon that lived in the air.
They say whoever challenged him would Die."

The Right Stuff

"A Navy Diver is not a fighting man.
He is a Salvage Expert.
If it's lost underwater, he finds it.
If it's sunk, he brings it up.
If it's in the way, he moves it.
If he is lucky, he will die young two hundred feet
beneath the waves, for that is the closest he will ever get
to being a Hero.
Hell I don't know why anyone would want to be a Navy Diver.
Now you report to this line, Cookie !! "

Men of Honor

Last edited by Karbin (2007-04-14 21:46:56)

Khan!!!!!!!!!

I.M.I Militant wrote:

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT - Pulp Fiction

beat you to it :P

you forgot the boldness.

There are few things in this world more unsettling than going in the back to grab some condiments and end up staring at a huge, steaming pile of cock.


Monty, Waiting...

HURLEY wrote:

Flecco wrote:

"And shepherds we shall be
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti"

"You and your fucking rope."

"Now, we must all fear evil men, but there is another kind of evil, which we must fear most, and that is, the indifference of good men."

That is the best movie ever along with Resivour Dogs, and American History X.

I haven't seen the other two but I really did enjoy the Boondock Saints and still do. I used to use a quote in my sig from the court scene at the end. The one about codes of conduct that all people can live by...

(Not sure if this has been said, almost 100% it has but oh well...)

"This is Sparta!" - 300
"This is Caketown" - 300 PG Spoof Trailer

another one of my favorites is from Bruce Almighty,when he's freaking out during the report on the boat.

"Back to you,FUCKERS!"

priceless.

'Your one ugly motherfucker'  Predator FTW!

Martyn

Yaocelotl wrote:

Will Munny: Who's the fellow owns this shithole?
[pause]
Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.
[Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
Will Munny: You better clear outta there.
Man: Yes, sir.
[scampers out of the way]
Little Bill Daggett: Just hold it right there. Hold it...!
[Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]
Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.
Little Bill Daggett

The Unforgiven

So you would be Will Munny, the same one who dynamited the Rock Island Railroad killing women and children.

Thats right, I've killed women and children, and everything else that walks or crawls,and I'm here to kill you little Bill, for what you done to Ned.

Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

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Dark Helmet: Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago.


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Barf: Switch to secret hyperjets.
Lone Star: Switching to secret hyperjets. Hold on back there princess, it's going to get a bit bumpy.
Dark Helmet: Prepare to attack. On the count of three. One......Two......[the winnebago disappears into lightspeed]
Dark Helmet: WHAT!!? What happened?
Colonel Sandurz: They must have hyperjets on that thing.
Dark Helmet: And what do we have on this thing? A cuisinart?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir.
Dark Helmet: Well find them, catch them!!!
Colonel Sandurz: [on intercom microphone] Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go straight to......Ludicrous speed!
Colonel Sandurz: I don't know if this ship can handle it.
Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?
Colonel Sandurz: [into the intercom mic with a chicken voice]Prepare ship! [clears throat]Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!
Dark Helmet: [grabs the mic from Sandurz] Give me that you petty excuse for an officer. Now hear this....Ludricrous speed.
Colonel Sandurz: Sir, shouldn't you buckle up first?
Dark Helmet: Ahhh buckle this!! Ludricrous speed!.......GO!!!!!!!!


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[Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet and the Video Operator are watching Spaceballs (1987), the movie]
Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!
Dark Helmet: What did you do? You turned it off!
Colonel Sandurz: Turned off what? I just turned off the screen.
Dark Helmet: No, you didnt! You turned off the movie! ...... What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now, now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now!
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Video Operator: Sir!
[Dark Helmet has becomed far too confused and everyone now ignores him even though he's center screen]
Dark Helmet: What?
Video Operator: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Video Operator: It's the moon of Vega.
Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Video Operator: At 1900 hours, sir.
Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: WHO!!???


[Later in the desert on the moon of Vega. Camera zooms out and shows some spaceballs walking over the sand with giant combs]
Colonel Sandurz: Sir, do you think we are being a little bit too literal sir?
Dark Helmet: We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
[to two white henchmen with a giant comb]
Dark Helmet: Found anything yet?
Henchmen: Nothing sir!
[to two more white henchmen with a giant comb]
Dark Helmet: How bout you?
Henchmen: Not a thing sir!
[to two black henchmen with a small comb]
Dark Helmet: What about you guys?
Henchmen: Man, we ain't found shit!


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Colonel Sandurz: Princess Vespa's ship is in sight sir.
Dark Helmet: Good, fire a warning shot across her nose.
[Gunner fires at Vespa's ship]
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: [cross-eyed] Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: [cross-eyed] I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yao!
Dark Helmet: [looks around, amazed]I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!



Some of these I got from a site because I couldn't remeber parts, but most I typed from memory. These are all from Spaceballs (1987), the movie. This movie is a classic and you should definatley buy it if you don't own it. It's about $10. This is the greatest movie EVER!!!