ATG
Banned
+5,233|6994|Global Command
Your girlfriend/wife will love you for it.
aka as pussy eating training

If done twice daily for a period of six weeks, repeating each exercise as rapidly as possible, but no faster than can be done accurately, many times, the most intractable tongue will become flexible.

1. Run the tongue out and in as rapidly as possible, flipping the tip as in the pronunciation of ìLî as it darts back and forth.
2. Move the tongue rapidly from side to side, with the tip extended far enough so that it hits the sides of the lips.
3. Open the mouth wide, as in yawning; extend the tongue out of the mouth as far as possible, then pull it back to its most retracted position.
4. Turn the tongue over, so the right edge is on the left side of the mouth, then reverse so the left edge is on the right side of the mouth.
5. With the mouth open, silently produce ìguî, as in gum, until by raising and lowering the root of the tongue you can form a complete groove down its full length. 6. Pronounce ìeeyuhî. Produce the ìeeî pianissimo on the very highest pitch possible, breaking it open with a vigorous jaw action on the spoken ìyuhî
Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|7036|USA
atg, resident sexy man?
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6994|Global Command
Just trust me.
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6945|Somewhere else

what if you had the majority of your tongue muscles removed in a massive near fatal surgery?

EDIT: had to ask, after reading seems like it would work for normal people.... Hows about a video to demonstrate?

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2007-06-03 00:35:44)

ATG
Banned
+5,233|6994|Global Command

RoosterCantrell wrote:

what if you had the majority of your tongue muscles removed in a massive near fatal surgery?

EDIT: had to ask, after reading seems like it would work for normal people.... Hows about a video to demonstrate?
The only vids I got demonstrating my tongue prowness would get me banned.
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6945|Somewhere else

ATG wrote:

RoosterCantrell wrote:

what if you had the majority of your tongue muscles removed in a massive near fatal surgery?

EDIT: had to ask, after reading seems like it would work for normal people.... Hows about a video to demonstrate?
The only vids I got demonstrating my tongue prowness would get me banned.
damn.
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7197|St. Andrews / Oslo

My Tongue hurts now
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DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7150|United States of America

ATG wrote:

1. Run the tongue out and in as rapidly as possible, flipping the tip as in the pronunciation of ìLî as it darts back and forth.
2. Move the tongue rapidly from side to side, with the tip extended far enough so that it hits the sides of the lips.
3. Open the mouth wide, as in yawning; extend the tongue out of the mouth as far as possible, then pull it back to its most retracted position.
4. Turn the tongue over, so the right edge is on the left side of the mouth, then reverse so the left edge is on the right side of the mouth.
5. With the mouth open, silently produce ìguî, as in gum, until by raising and lowering the root of the tongue you can form a complete groove down its full length.
6. Pronounce ìeeyuhî. Produce the ìeeî pianissimo on the very highest pitch possible, breaking it open with a vigorous jaw action on the spoken ìyuhî
What the hell, ATG? I can't do some of this "training" stuff yet even.
tiptopT
Member
+72|7047|Scotland's Capital
Does this help us rank up?
Pug
UR father's brother's nephew's former roommate
+652|7007|Texas - Bigger than France
I.M.I Militant
We Are Not Alone In Here
+297|7185|Melbourne, Australia

ATG wrote:

Just trust me.
thats exactly what you said before you smutherd me with a chloroform soaked rag

i woke several hours later in a dark alley with aching buttocks
Ruben
Member
+26|6639|StopReadinStupidStuff.

ATG wrote:

ATG wrote:
Just trust me.

I.M.I Militant wrote:

thats exactly what you said before you smutherd me with a chloroform soaked rag

i woke several hours later in a dark alley with aching buttocks
/win
Hahahahaha
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7308|Alberta, Canada

ATG's so hoooorny.

This is weird.
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|6810|Twyford, UK
Will these mean I can scratch the roof of my mouth without risking making myself hurl or swallowing my tongue?
r'Eeee
That's how I roll, BITCH!
+311|6914

I don't have a g/f...so I would never know if it works or not...Oh wait, I can try it with the mirror.  hmmm, maybe not.
Ruben
Member
+26|6639|StopReadinStupidStuff.

ATG wrote:

Your girlfriend/wife will love you for it.
aka as pussy eating training

If done twice daily for a period of six weeks, repeating each exercise as rapidly as possible, but no faster than can be done accurately, many times, the most intractable tongue will become flexible.

1. Run the tongue out and in as rapidly as possible, flipping the tip as in the pronunciation of ìLî as it darts back and forth.
2. Move the tongue rapidly from side to side, with the tip extended far enough so that it hits the sides of the lips.
3. Open the mouth wide, as in yawning; extend the tongue out of the mouth as far as possible, then pull it back to its most retracted position.
4. Turn the tongue over, so the right edge is on the left side of the mouth, then reverse so the left edge is on the right side of the mouth.
5. With the mouth open, silently produce ìguî, as in gum, until by raising and lowering the root of the tongue you can form a complete groove down its full length. 6. Pronounce ìeeyuhî. Produce the ìeeî pianissimo on the very highest pitch possible, breaking it open with a vigorous jaw action on the spoken ìyuhî
Okey.. So how long should i spend on doing it? And how long on each thing? Btw, i cant roll my tongue over so ill skip that one.. and all the weird names? WTF?

And yeah : I like the Secret little message you had under " Your girlfriend/wife will love you for it. " hahaha
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7114

I have no idea how you say most of those words...

EDIT: To clarify, I mean the pronunciation ones. Not the actual body of the post.

Last edited by ghettoperson (2007-06-03 13:50:27)

bennisboy
Member
+829|7112|Poundland
ARRRgh I get confused wen I roll my tongue one side it works fine, then I try to roll it the other way n jus go the same way as the first time


ghettoperson wrote:

I have no idea how you say most of those words...

EDIT: To clarify, I mean the pronunciation ones. Not the actual body of the post.
LMFAO +1

Last edited by bennisboy (2007-06-03 14:22:33)

M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6688|Escea

ATG wrote:

RoosterCantrell wrote:

what if you had the majority of your tongue muscles removed in a massive near fatal surgery?

EDIT: had to ask, after reading seems like it would work for normal people.... Hows about a video to demonstrate?
The only vids I got demonstrating my tongue prowness would get me banned.
Aye, licking Ice cream is not as innocent as it used to be
rawls2
Mr. Bigglesworth
+89|7025
Ah yes. The aging man's problem. Erectile problems, ATG? Just kidding.....lol!!

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