BF2S Forums Tongue Exercises

Last edited by RoosterCantrell (2007-06-03 00:35:44)

ATG wrote:

RoosterCantrell wrote:

what if you had the majority of your tongue muscles removed in a massive near fatal surgery?

EDIT: had to ask, after reading seems like it would work for normal people.... Hows about a video to demonstrate?

The only vids I got demonstrating my tongue prowness would get me banned.

ATG wrote:

1. Run the tongue out and in as rapidly as possible, flipping the tip as in the pronunciation of ìLî as it darts back and forth.
2. Move the tongue rapidly from side to side, with the tip extended far enough so that it hits the sides of the lips.
3. Open the mouth wide, as in yawning; extend the tongue out of the mouth as far as possible, then pull it back to its most retracted position.
4. Turn the tongue over, so the right edge is on the left side of the mouth, then reverse so the left edge is on the right side of the mouth.
5. With the mouth open, silently produce ìguî, as in gum, until by raising and lowering the root of the tongue you can form a complete groove down its full length.
6. Pronounce ìeeyuhî. Produce the ìeeî pianissimo on the very highest pitch possible, breaking it open with a vigorous jaw action on the spoken ìyuhî

ATG wrote:

ATG wrote:
Just trust me.

I.M.I Militant wrote:

thats exactly what you said before you smutherd me with a chloroform soaked rag

i woke several hours later in a dark alley with aching buttocks

ATG wrote:

Your girlfriend/wife will love you for it.
aka as pussy eating training

If done twice daily for a period of six weeks, repeating each exercise as rapidly as possible, but no faster than can be done accurately, many times, the most intractable tongue will become flexible.

1. Run the tongue out and in as rapidly as possible, flipping the tip as in the pronunciation of ìLî as it darts back and forth.
2. Move the tongue rapidly from side to side, with the tip extended far enough so that it hits the sides of the lips.
3. Open the mouth wide, as in yawning; extend the tongue out of the mouth as far as possible, then pull it back to its most retracted position.
4. Turn the tongue over, so the right edge is on the left side of the mouth, then reverse so the left edge is on the right side of the mouth.
5. With the mouth open, silently produce ìguî, as in gum, until by raising and lowering the root of the tongue you can form a complete groove down its full length. 6. Pronounce ìeeyuhî. Produce the ìeeî pianissimo on the very highest pitch possible, breaking it open with a vigorous jaw action on the spoken ìyuhî

ghettoperson wrote:

I have no idea how you say most of those words...

EDIT: To clarify, I mean the pronunciation ones. Not the actual body of the post.

Last edited by bennisboy (2007-06-03 14:22:33)