CORPORATE-WMD
Member
+5|6419
One time i was playing as sniper while sitting on top of my teams artillery. The commander launched an artillery strike which threw me into the air into the path of an enemy jet. I pulled my chute and sniped the pilot with my m95, then stole his jet and kit( thats right i took his engineer kit)midair. I then quickly dropped the bombs from the plane( killing 2 tanks), and ejected from the plane, landing on an enemy helicopter. I then used my wrench on the rotor until it loosened and finally fell off. The blackhawk crashed into the ground killing all 6 people aboard. Meanwhile I descended upon the battlefield in my parachute throwing AT mines. Killing 2 APCS and a Tank ( 8 kills in total ) before i hit the ground. I landed in the middle of a squad of n00bs and managed to take all 5 out with 1 clip in teh jackhammer, before falling dead to friendly fire. If it wasn't for FF i would probably never die.
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6554|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

Snap yo.
https://i.imgur.com/PfIpcdn.gif
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6712|Chicago, IL

CORPORATE-WMD wrote:

One time i was playing as sniper while sitting on top of my teams artillery. The commander launched an artillery strike which threw me into the air into the path of an enemy jet. I pulled my chute and sniped the pilot with my m95, then stole his jet and kit( thats right i took his engineer kit)midair. I then quickly dropped the bombs from the plane( killing 2 tanks), and ejected from the plane, landing on an enemy helicopter. I then used my wrench on the rotor until it loosened and finally fell off. The blackhawk crashed into the ground killing all 6 people aboard. Meanwhile I descended upon the battlefield in my parachute throwing AT mines. Killing 2 APCS and a Tank ( 8 kills in total ) before i hit the ground. I landed in the middle of a squad of n00bs and managed to take all 5 out with 1 clip in teh jackhammer, before falling dead to friendly fire. If it wasn't for FF i would probably never die.
lies, if FF was on, the arty would have killed you.
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6550|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH
Oh, snap.
[GSF]AFROPUFF
Member
+7|6805
HoD on a min whats your real name ? is it macgyver by anychance ?
r2zoo
Knowledge is power, guard it well
+126|6861|Michigan, USA

S.Lythberg wrote:

CORPORATE-WMD wrote:

One time i was playing as sniper while sitting on top of my teams artillery. The commander launched an artillery strike which threw me into the air into the path of an enemy jet. I pulled my chute and sniped the pilot with my m95, then stole his jet and kit( thats right i took his engineer kit)midair. I then quickly dropped the bombs from the plane( killing 2 tanks), and ejected from the plane, landing on an enemy helicopter. I then used my wrench on the rotor until it loosened and finally fell off. The blackhawk crashed into the ground killing all 6 people aboard. Meanwhile I descended upon the battlefield in my parachute throwing AT mines. Killing 2 APCS and a Tank ( 8 kills in total ) before i hit the ground. I landed in the middle of a squad of n00bs and managed to take all 5 out with 1 clip in teh jackhammer, before falling dead to friendly fire. If it wasn't for FF i would probably never die.
lies, if FF was on, the arty would have killed you.
and thats all you find wrong with his story   Gotta get me a wrench that can take moving rotors off a helicopter.

Last edited by r2zoo (2007-06-21 20:43:10)

MorbiD.ShoT
Stormin' through the party
+322|6861

S.Lythberg wrote:

CORPORATE-WMD wrote:

One time i was playing as sniper while sitting on top of my teams artillery. The commander launched an artillery strike which threw me into the air into the path of an enemy jet. I pulled my chute and sniped the pilot with my m95, then stole his jet and kit( thats right i took his engineer kit)midair. I then quickly dropped the bombs from the plane( killing 2 tanks), and ejected from the plane, landing on an enemy helicopter. I then used my wrench on the rotor until it loosened and finally fell off. The blackhawk crashed into the ground killing all 6 people aboard. Meanwhile I descended upon the battlefield in my parachute throwing AT mines. Killing 2 APCS and a Tank ( 8 kills in total ) before i hit the ground. I landed in the middle of a squad of n00bs and managed to take all 5 out with 1 clip in teh jackhammer, before falling dead to friendly fire. If it wasn't for FF i would probably never die.
lies, if FF was on, the arty would have killed you.
Loophole!
Fenix14
scout rush kekeke ^___^
+116|6822|Brisbane, Aus

Epic tbh.

don't care if it's fake lol
CORPORATE-WMD
Member
+5|6419
Awww schnap i been busted already lol, did i mention that was on karkand?
Undetected_Killer
Le fuck?
+98|6550|FIYAH FIYAH FIYAAAAAAH

CORPORATE-WMD wrote:

Awww schnap i been busted already lol, did i mention that was on karkand?
Ingenious, my friend.
cowami
OY, BITCHTITS!
+1,106|6554|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

The OP after going through "The Jargonator", courtesy of Dilbert's Desktop Toys wrote:

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cablecopulate
Member
+449|7003|Massachusetts.
This thread wins already. That was hilarious.
[GSF]AFROPUFF
Member
+7|6805
yeah this post was waste, entertaining tho
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|6903|Montreal, Qc, Canada
btw welcome in the forums !!!

My name is Andoura and im the 1337'3r out there

/evillaugh

Last edited by Andoura (2007-06-21 20:48:22)

Criminal
yo shut the fuck up charles
+20|6902
his name must be..............................








JACK BAUER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CORPORATE-WMD
Member
+5|6419
Lets hear your 1337357 move ever pulled. BTW my real name is Chuck Norris.

Last edited by CORPORATE-WMD (2007-06-21 20:50:49)

S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6712|Chicago, IL

CORPORATE-WMD wrote:

Lets hear your 1337357 move ever pulled. BTW my real name is Chuck Norris.
Pulled medic pack on a tanker, he bails, i steal, go on rampage, finish 28-0
*=SemperFI=*
The best BF2 knifer
+11|6533

CORPORATE-WMD wrote:

One time i was playing as sniper while sitting on top of my teams artillery. The commander launched an artillery strike which threw me into the air into the path of an enemy jet. I pulled my chute and sniped the pilot with my m95, then stole his jet and kit( thats right i took his engineer kit)midair. I then quickly dropped the bombs from the plane( killing 2 tanks), and ejected from the plane, landing on an enemy helicopter. I then used my wrench on the rotor until it loosened and finally fell off. The blackhawk crashed into the ground killing all 6 people aboard. Meanwhile I descended upon the battlefield in my parachute throwing AT mines. Killing 2 APCS and a Tank ( 8 kills in total ) before i hit the ground. I landed in the middle of a squad of n00bs and managed to take all 5 out with 1 clip in teh jackhammer, before falling dead to friendly fire. If it wasn't for FF i would probably never die.
wow thats the most bullshit ive every heard anyone say...
[GSF]AFROPUFF
Member
+7|6805
OH no0o0o0o people ITS CHUCK NORIS


Chuck Norris doesn't read forums. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "BF 2"  game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Last edited by [GSF]AFROPUFF (2007-06-21 21:24:51)

seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|6860|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

Criminal wrote:

his name must be..............................








JACK BAUER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jack bauer is a pussy compared to macgyver.
Blehm98
conservative hatemonger
+150|6728|meh-land
Vin diesel pwns anyone
tyme414
Member
+29|6906
John Preston could do it
[GSF]AFROPUFF
Member
+7|6805

Blehm98 wrote:

Vin diesel pwns anyone
he has BooBies
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6783|Montucky
MecGyver FTW
CORPORATE-WMD
Member
+5|6419
One time i bailed out of a helicopter, over a friendly plane that had just been destroyed by an AA missile site. I quickly whipped out my shock paddles and shocked the destroyed plane. Not only did i revive the pilot, but repaired the plane to 500% health. To this day that plane has never been shot down

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