One time i was playing as sniper while sitting on top of my teams artillery. The commander launched an artillery strike which threw me into the air into the path of an enemy jet. I pulled my chute and sniped the pilot with my m95, then stole his jet and kit( thats right i took his engineer kit)midair. I then quickly dropped the bombs from the plane( killing 2 tanks), and ejected from the plane, landing on an enemy helicopter. I then used my wrench on the rotor until it loosened and finally fell off. The blackhawk crashed into the ground killing all 6 people aboard. Meanwhile I descended upon the battlefield in my parachute throwing AT mines. Killing 2 APCS and a Tank ( 8 kills in total ) before i hit the ground. I landed in the middle of a squad of n00bs and managed to take all 5 out with 1 clip in teh jackhammer, before falling dead to friendly fire. If it wasn't for FF i would probably never die.
Snap yo.
lies, if FF was on, the arty would have killed you.CORPORATE-WMD wrote:
One time i was playing as sniper while sitting on top of my teams artillery. The commander launched an artillery strike which threw me into the air into the path of an enemy jet. I pulled my chute and sniped the pilot with my m95, then stole his jet and kit( thats right i took his engineer kit)midair. I then quickly dropped the bombs from the plane( killing 2 tanks), and ejected from the plane, landing on an enemy helicopter. I then used my wrench on the rotor until it loosened and finally fell off. The blackhawk crashed into the ground killing all 6 people aboard. Meanwhile I descended upon the battlefield in my parachute throwing AT mines. Killing 2 APCS and a Tank ( 8 kills in total ) before i hit the ground. I landed in the middle of a squad of n00bs and managed to take all 5 out with 1 clip in teh jackhammer, before falling dead to friendly fire. If it wasn't for FF i would probably never die.
Oh, snap.
HoD on a min whats your real name ? is it macgyver by anychance ?
and thats all you find wrong with his story Gotta get me a wrench that can take moving rotors off a helicopter.S.Lythberg wrote:
lies, if FF was on, the arty would have killed you.CORPORATE-WMD wrote:
One time i was playing as sniper while sitting on top of my teams artillery. The commander launched an artillery strike which threw me into the air into the path of an enemy jet. I pulled my chute and sniped the pilot with my m95, then stole his jet and kit( thats right i took his engineer kit)midair. I then quickly dropped the bombs from the plane( killing 2 tanks), and ejected from the plane, landing on an enemy helicopter. I then used my wrench on the rotor until it loosened and finally fell off. The blackhawk crashed into the ground killing all 6 people aboard. Meanwhile I descended upon the battlefield in my parachute throwing AT mines. Killing 2 APCS and a Tank ( 8 kills in total ) before i hit the ground. I landed in the middle of a squad of n00bs and managed to take all 5 out with 1 clip in teh jackhammer, before falling dead to friendly fire. If it wasn't for FF i would probably never die.
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Loophole!S.Lythberg wrote:
lies, if FF was on, the arty would have killed you.CORPORATE-WMD wrote:
One time i was playing as sniper while sitting on top of my teams artillery. The commander launched an artillery strike which threw me into the air into the path of an enemy jet. I pulled my chute and sniped the pilot with my m95, then stole his jet and kit( thats right i took his engineer kit)midair. I then quickly dropped the bombs from the plane( killing 2 tanks), and ejected from the plane, landing on an enemy helicopter. I then used my wrench on the rotor until it loosened and finally fell off. The blackhawk crashed into the ground killing all 6 people aboard. Meanwhile I descended upon the battlefield in my parachute throwing AT mines. Killing 2 APCS and a Tank ( 8 kills in total ) before i hit the ground. I landed in the middle of a squad of n00bs and managed to take all 5 out with 1 clip in teh jackhammer, before falling dead to friendly fire. If it wasn't for FF i would probably never die.
Epic tbh.
don't care if it's fake lol
don't care if it's fake lol
Awww schnap i been busted already lol, did i mention that was on karkand?
Ingenious, my friend.CORPORATE-WMD wrote:
Awww schnap i been busted already lol, did i mention that was on karkand?
The OP after going through "The Jargonator", courtesy of Dilbert's Desktop Toys wrote:
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This thread wins already. That was hilarious.
yeah this post was waste, entertaining tho
btw welcome in the forums !!!
My name is Andoura and im the 1337'3r out there
/evillaugh
My name is Andoura and im the 1337'3r out there
/evillaugh
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his name must be..............................
JACK BAUER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JACK BAUER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lets hear your 1337357 move ever pulled. BTW my real name is Chuck Norris.
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Pulled medic pack on a tanker, he bails, i steal, go on rampage, finish 28-0CORPORATE-WMD wrote:
Lets hear your 1337357 move ever pulled. BTW my real name is Chuck Norris.
wow thats the most bullshit ive every heard anyone say...CORPORATE-WMD wrote:
One time i was playing as sniper while sitting on top of my teams artillery. The commander launched an artillery strike which threw me into the air into the path of an enemy jet. I pulled my chute and sniped the pilot with my m95, then stole his jet and kit( thats right i took his engineer kit)midair. I then quickly dropped the bombs from the plane( killing 2 tanks), and ejected from the plane, landing on an enemy helicopter. I then used my wrench on the rotor until it loosened and finally fell off. The blackhawk crashed into the ground killing all 6 people aboard. Meanwhile I descended upon the battlefield in my parachute throwing AT mines. Killing 2 APCS and a Tank ( 8 kills in total ) before i hit the ground. I landed in the middle of a squad of n00bs and managed to take all 5 out with 1 clip in teh jackhammer, before falling dead to friendly fire. If it wasn't for FF i would probably never die.
OH no0o0o0o people ITS CHUCK NORIS
Chuck Norris doesn't read forums. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "BF 2" game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris doesn't read forums. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "BF 2" game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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jack bauer is a pussy compared to macgyver.Criminal wrote:
his name must be..............................
JACK BAUER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vin diesel pwns anyone
John Preston could do it
he has BooBiesBlehm98 wrote:
Vin diesel pwns anyone
MecGyver FTW
One time i bailed out of a helicopter, over a friendly plane that had just been destroyed by an AA missile site. I quickly whipped out my shock paddles and shocked the destroyed plane. Not only did i revive the pilot, but repaired the plane to 500% health. To this day that plane has never been shot down