Magpie
international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom
+257|6998|Milkystania, yurop
Geeez even I know how to make a fire , i mean one of those omfg are we gonna manage to put the fire out kinda fire.....a real caveman fire

anyway watch Ray Mears he is teh shiet
https://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/magpie1985/raywf2.jpg
BVC
Member
+325|7167
Scrunch up a big pile of paper, put kindling/small sticks on, light in several places.  Gradually add larger sticks/bits of wood until you have a proper fire.  No fluid involved.
Noobeater
Northern numpty
+194|6918|Boulder, CO
cotton wool makes great kindling, i start many fire's, in fact i can see three of the buildigns i visited today from my window.

lighter fluid = sucky cheats, use proper matches like swan matches or the big chefs ones, they cost more but they actually work and the match sticks burn properly too.
henkus_
Member
+1|7201
i always get things on fire, even the things that arn't suppose to burn, so how hard can it be
cpt.fass1
The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n
+329|7167|NJ
You used the wrong kinda sticks, they look like you took them out of a tree, which means they still have alot of moisture in them.. You're suppose to use dried up logs and wood.
Fenris_GreyClaw
Real Хорошо
+826|6991|Adelaide, South Australia

Having dug many a firepit myself, I can safely say that is the WORST firepit I've ever seen dug.
KnowMeByTrailOfDead
Jackass of all Trades
+62|7152|Dayton, Ohio
damn, I need to get pictures on the 20ft bon fire we had this weekend, the flmes were pushing 40-50 feet for about 30 minutes before it calmed down.  we had about 60 people there and nobody could get with in 50 feet of the damn thing it was so hot.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|7153|Disaster Free Zone
You failed to make a fire... Now thats funny!

I was making fires I could cook on when I was like 10, and small bonfires not long after.
-=]NS[=-G.I.Doh
MMMmmmmmm Dooonutz!
+13|6675|Out for donutz!

DrunkFace wrote:

You failed to make a fire... Now thats funny!

I was making fires I could cook on when I was like 10, and small bonfires not long after.
Yea, and my parents wish I hadn't learned to make fires. Almost lost the house.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7049|Columbus, OH

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

I work with alot of Germans who also wear Capri pants. ......I found alot of other countries, its popular attire for both sexes.


I didn't call them queers or anything.
Ahhhh I am enlightened by other cultures, but I think Capri pants or shorts for men was the fad in the 80's but they were not called Capri...more like Bermuda shorts.
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7314|Alberta, Canada

Looks like the weed didn't start the logs on fire. Better luck next time.
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6940

usmarine2005 wrote:

And close your shorts next time.  Most of us do not like guy upskirts.

And what dipfuck can't light a fire?
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
jord
Member
+2,382|7149|The North, beyond the wall.
I used to burn things all the time.

Might buy one of those flints so i can make a fire without using a lighter.
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|7110|Montreal, Qc, Canada

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

I work with alot of Germans who also wear Capri pants. FYI in the States only girls wear those. I stopped laughing at the german coworkers once I found alot of other countries, its popular attire for both sexes.


I didn't call them queers or anything.
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Last edited by Andoura (2007-07-16 10:08:31)

Radical-Archetype
Banned
+1|6602|Sweet home Chicago
HAhah lofl. Those are SISSY-PANTS! ahahahaaahaha hell no
Scr0k
A clown killed my dad
+47|6986|Alabama
how do you have 448 karma?
Andoura
Got loooollllll ?
+853|7110|Montreal, Qc, Canada

Scr0k wrote:

how do you have 448 karma?
Im z3h pwnz0r !11!!11!1!11!!!

4nD I Dwlded T3h K4rm4 h4X !





You think this is going to be good to catch on fire 2nite????

https://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9541/dsc00457by2.jpg

https://img255.imageshack.us/img255/307/dsc00456ov8.jpg

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Last edited by Andoura (2007-07-16 15:16:35)

PspRpg-7
-
+961|7169

Use a damn lighter.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7156|United States of America
KINDLING! Small twigs, dry leaves, sawdust, one of those firestarter bricks...anything. You're trying to go from a tiny match flame to a whole log it looks like. Don't forget to save some of your bigs logs for later too once you get some hot chunks that have been burned and are giving off heat. When you do it right, you get a hot-ass bottom of the fire that will help light more and it gives off heat like a blast furnace.
Switch
Knee Deep In Clunge
+489|6935|Tyne & Wear, England

Magpie wrote:

Geeez even I know how to make a fire , i mean one of those omfg are we gonna manage to put the fire out kinda fire.....a real caveman fire

anyway watch Ray Mears he is teh shiet
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/ … raywf2.jpg
Ray Mears is god.
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Ender2309
has joined the GOP
+470|7042|USA

KILLSWITCH wrote:

Magpie wrote:

Geeez even I know how to make a fire , i mean one of those omfg are we gonna manage to put the fire out kinda fire.....a real caveman fire

anyway watch Ray Mears he is teh shiet
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/ … raywf2.jpg
Ray Mears is god.
wrong.

that would be bear grylls

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