lolsauce!
I want that, the super sticky tar always ends on my pants or in my hand, so I am getting this asap.
novelty item
Fresh nap in the bottom right is just like the refresher towel you get from KFC. Because like masturbating, after you have KFC you feel slightly satisfied, I bit guilty, and also sticky.
bwahahaha when u have to take maters into your own hand lulz classic
lol
Id hit it.
lol how sad that is
people need secks.Nao.
for no life men only
Does it come with a local anesthetic? xD
-konfusion
-konfusion
Shhhhh, I have been trying to impregnate my left hand for so many years....keep this on hte DL
lol
No..just no.. I think Im going to die now.
LOL Nice find
Lmao, great.
wow i love that condom joke
Only in America...
"Sold as novelty item only."