AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|7103|A W S M F O X
https://media.ebaumsworld.com/2007/12/masturbation-kit.jpg
tthf
Member 5307
+210|7397|06-01
lolsauce!
Nordemus
BC2 plat: CG, GL, M60, Mortar, Knife
+60|6637
I want that, the super sticky tar always ends on my pants or in my hand, so I am getting this asap.
MECtallica
Member
+73|7144|jalalabad
novelty item
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6792|what

Fresh nap in the bottom right is just like the refresher towel you get from KFC. Because like masturbating, after you have KFC you feel slightly satisfied, I bit guilty, and also sticky.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Fulcrum-UK
If it aint Broke, Break it
+10|6629|Tipton, UK
bwahahaha when u have to take maters into your own hand lulz classic
RavyGravy
Son.
+617|7045|NSW, Australia

lol
AWSMFOX
Banned
+405|7103|A W S M F O X
Id hit it.
']['error
Banned
+630|7284|The Netherlands
lol how sad that is
Metal-Eater-GR
I can haz titanium paancakez?
+490|6912
people need secks.Nao.
suomalainen_äijä
Member
+64|6805
for no life men only
konfusion
mostly afk
+480|7190|CH/BR - in UK

Does it come with a local anesthetic? xD

-konfusion
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|7218|Columbus, OH
Shhhhh, I have been trying to impregnate my left hand for so many years....keep this on hte DL
Fulcrum-UK
If it aint Broke, Break it
+10|6629|Tipton, UK
https://www.milkinfirst.com/images/magicalprotection2.jpg

lol
Dragonclaw
Member
+186|6945|Florida
No..just no.. I think Im going to die now.
Graphic-J
The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J
+196|6766|So Cal
LOL Nice find
https://i44.tinypic.com/28vg66s.jpg
icecold2510
Member
+31|6933
m4s3rchi3f
Member
+122|6934
wow i love that condom joke
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7330|Devon, England
Only in America...
kajukenbo_kid
Member
+36|7055|...
"Sold as novelty item only."

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