SealXo
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Well, I went to work with my dad today about 20 miles away. So we come out to the benz to come home, oh god, it reopen!

Well thats a problem because when the key is near it automatically unlocks and starts.
Well so has it, it was in my moms purse in the car next to it in the garage!

FUCK YOU KEYLESS IGNITION!
):

Stranded for a hour until we found some spares at the office.

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Bert10099
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Try again.
Ender2309
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...what the fuck?


edit: i figured it out:

his parents have a mercedes benz that has a keyless entry and start system. the key needs to be close by for this to happen, via bluetooth connectivity.

well, it just so happens that his dad is a moron who doesn't make sure he has his keys in the morning and his mom is a moron who leaves her purse in the car. the key was in the purse which was in another car, so in the morning all systems were go. little did moron dad know, he didn't have the key! so when they came out after work, it didn't let them in!

Last edited by Ender2309 (2008-02-25 18:54:07)

Bert10099
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+177|7222|United States

Ender2309 wrote:

...what the fuck?


edit: i figured it out:

his parents have a mercedes benz that has a keyless entry and start system. the key needs to be close by for this to happen, via bluetooth connectivity.

well, it just so happens that his dad is a moron who doesn't make sure he has his keys in the morning and his mom is a moron who leaves her purse in the car. the key was in the purse which was in another car, so in the morning all systems were go. little did moron dad know, he didn't have the key! so when they came out after work, it didn't let them in!
Much better.
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KEN-JENNINGS
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I call bullshit.
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at first I was like WUT????????









THen I was like... and your point?
Ty
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SEREMAKER wrote:

TY germs ................ is Ty sick https://forums.bf2s.com/img/avatars/4331.png
That's what I was thinking too...
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Mitch
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SealXo wrote:

Well, I went to work with my dad today about 20 miles away. So we come out to the benz to come home, oh god, it reopen!

Well thats a problem because when the key is near it automatically unlocks and starts.
Well so has it, it was in my moms purse in the car next to it in the garage!

FUCK YOU KEYLESS IGNITION!
):

Stranded for a hour until we found some spares at the office.

innovation has its downsides
I hate you

Ender2309 wrote:

...what the fuck?


edit: i figured it out:

his parents have a mercedes benz that has a keyless entry and start system. the key needs to be close by for this to happen, via bluetooth connectivity.

well, it just so happens that his dad is a moron who doesn't make sure he has his keys in the morning and his mom is a moron who leaves her purse in the car. the key was in the purse which was in another car, so in the morning all systems were go. little did moron dad know, he didn't have the key! so when they came out after work, it didn't let them in!
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