DesertFox-
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Awful lot of honkeys in here...

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LaidBackNinja
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I would actually think Jury duty is awesome. You get to decide on somebody's fate. Oh yeah.
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LaidBackNinja wrote:

I would actually think Jury duty is awesome. You get to decide on somebody's fate. Oh yeah.
yeah in unisom ..... or they get a hung jury ........................ hung like me
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SEREMAKER wrote:

LaidBackNinja wrote:

I would actually think Jury duty is awesome. You get to decide on somebody's fate. Oh yeah.
yeah in unisom ..... or they get a hung jury ........................ hung like me
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ig wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

LaidBackNinja wrote:

I would actually think Jury duty is awesome. You get to decide on somebody's fate. Oh yeah.
yeah in unisom ..... or they get a hung jury ........................ hung like me
never knew you were black
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Stingray24
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Describe your gun collection to them and you'll be off the jury faster than you can blink.
Magpie
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I thought u were a cop parttime? that should get u out of it if not yell durka durka
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Stingray24 wrote:

Describe your gun collection to them and you'll be off the jury faster than you can blink.
I'll just bring a few ........ CWP & part time cop FTW
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Magpie wrote:

I thought u were a cop parttime? that should get u out of it if not yell durka durka
I am but that gets no love or help on jury duty
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Mekstizzle
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Throw it in the bin and say "what notice?" and then give them this look:
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trex1210 wrote:

Well that just sucks. I dont think they do that here in Canada? Hope not. I've never heard of it here.
Of course they have it here but our system is so slow that few trials happen every year. Think of it Cali has more people than Canada!
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Magpie
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Maybe the wise words of biz markie can help you out of your jury duty

You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
And you say hes just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend
CrazeD
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lawl, my dad got one too.

I lol'ed at him
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say you never got the letter
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SamTheMan:D wrote:

say you never got the letter
as a pt cop .... I've picked a few ppl up on warrents for skipping jury duty
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ATG
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I blew off the last two.
I'll let you know how that works out.
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ATG wrote:

I blew off the last two.
I'll let you know how that works out.
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FallenMorgan wrote:

Take a marker and put a swastika on your forhead and talk all southern.
Don't forget to shave your head too!
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killer21
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Interesting...I've been out of the Corps for going on 4 years and I haven't gotten a summons for jury duty.(knock on wood)
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Kurazoo wrote:

guilty
Owned, tbh.
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