Awful lot of honkeys in here...
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I would actually think Jury duty is awesome. You get to decide on somebody's fate. Oh yeah.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
yeah in unisom ..... or they get a hung jury ........................ hung like meLaidBackNinja wrote:
I would actually think Jury duty is awesome. You get to decide on somebody's fate. Oh yeah.
never knew you were blackSEREMAKER wrote:
yeah in unisom ..... or they get a hung jury ........................ hung like meLaidBackNinja wrote:
I would actually think Jury duty is awesome. You get to decide on somebody's fate. Oh yeah.
those pumps workig wrote:
never knew you were blackSEREMAKER wrote:
yeah in unisom ..... or they get a hung jury ........................ hung like meLaidBackNinja wrote:
I would actually think Jury duty is awesome. You get to decide on somebody's fate. Oh yeah.
Describe your gun collection to them and you'll be off the jury faster than you can blink.
I thought u were a cop parttime? that should get u out of it if not yell durka durka
I'll just bring a few ........ CWP & part time cop FTWStingray24 wrote:
Describe your gun collection to them and you'll be off the jury faster than you can blink.
I am but that gets no love or help on jury dutyMagpie wrote:
I thought u were a cop parttime? that should get u out of it if not yell durka durka
Throw it in the bin and say "what notice?" and then give them this look:
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
Of course they have it here but our system is so slow that few trials happen every year. Think of it Cali has more people than Canada!trex1210 wrote:
Well that just sucks. I dont think they do that here in Canada? Hope not. I've never heard of it here.
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Maybe the wise words of biz markie can help you out of your jury duty
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
And you say hes just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
And you say hes just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend, oh baby
You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend
But you say hes just a friend
lawl, my dad got one too.
I lol'ed at him
I lol'ed at him
say you never got the letter
as a pt cop .... I've picked a few ppl up on warrents for skipping jury dutySamTheMan:D wrote:
say you never got the letter
I blew off the last two.
I'll let you know how that works out.
I'll let you know how that works out.
ATG wrote:
I blew off the last two.
I'll let you know how that works out.
Take a marker and put a swastika on your forhead and talk all southern.
Don't forget to shave your head too!FallenMorgan wrote:
Take a marker and put a swastika on your forhead and talk all southern.
Interesting...I've been out of the Corps for going on 4 years and I haven't gotten a summons for jury duty.(knock on wood)
Meh. Just go I guess.
noice 
If it's a murder case, or anything of the like, say your religion does not allow it. Works most of the time.
Owned, tbh.Kurazoo wrote:
guilty
Pretend you have tourettes.
Judge CUNTFUCKER
Dick
Dick
Fuck you!
Judge CUNTFUCKER
Dick
Dick
Fuck you!