SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6995|Mountains of NC

If you had the money and the resources ............ Would you seriously run for president ?





Could you come with the right people to help you on your campaign ?


Would you be able to handle debates on TV ?

Could you come up with the rights ideas to solve Americas problems ?


Could you stand to watch TV with citizens criticizing your every move, your every word ?



Could you stand to have your life be put underneath a microscope ?
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Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7133|67.222.138.85
I could stand the bullshit if I was irritated enough to run in the first place.
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6956|Global Command
Sure.
HurricaИe
Banned
+877|6388|Washington DC
No. I'll be honest, I'd rather bitch until someone competent gets the job than do the job myself.
Turquoise
O Canada
+1,596|6832|North Carolina
If I:

1) was old enough
2) had some major public office experience under my belt
3) had enough money
4) followed Christianity (because let's face it, an openly atheist person like myself wouldn't ever win)
5) was good at public speaking
6) had friends in the right places but still managed to be relatively free of dirty deals

...then yeah, I'd run.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6995|Mountains of NC

I couldn't stand the attention ........ the media circus they have to out up with


theres some news shows that they will bring in body movement analysts to examine there body movement at a debate or speech
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Ajax_the_Great1
Dropped on request
+206|7073
Too stressful. I care too much to run.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7027|132 and Bush

If I was desperate and I needed the money. Kinda like those pictures I took a few years back
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6964|Long Island, New York
Fuck no. Too much stress on 1) My family 2) Myself. Plus, I hate publicity. I like to keep to myself.
Masques
Black Panzer Party
+184|7149|Eastern PA
I have a soul...so no.
Ajax_the_Great1
Dropped on request
+206|7073

Kmarion wrote:

If I was desperate and I needed the money. Kinda like those pictures I took a few years back
u is liek teh funniez mod evar.

Of course if you did run those pictures would be used against you.

Another reason not to run. As if none of us have done something embarrassing that we regret.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,991|7058|949

SEREMAKER wrote:

If you had the money and the resources ............ Would you seriously run for president ?
If I had the money and the resources, I wouldn't need to be President.  I would just be a puppet master for one.  Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...
Could you come with the right people to help you on your campaign ?
Money whores, people who would compromise their ethics for more power/money, professional slanderers...I guess I would just pick from the already available cesspool, so yeah, no doubt.
Would you be able to handle debates on TV ?
I could talk gibberish for a good hour and a half.  Restate my entire platform while avoiding the question, state how the other candidate's platform is not what America wants, deliver a poorly written joke...yeah, sure.
Could you come up with the rights ideas to solve Americas problems ?
Probably not all of them, but life would be more fun than death and taxes.
Could you stand to watch TV with citizens criticizing your every move, your every word ?
I would syndicate myself as a reality show where the cameras follow me - getting drunk and arguing (with a nervous breakdown scene), trying to find "the one" (at least 3 seasons worth), and a part where the cameras follow me doing inane tasks around the house.
Could you stand to have your life be put underneath a microscope ?
Better than squishing me under one!  I don't know what kind of bacteria they would find though, so it really wouldn't be that interesting.  I didn't blow lines in the '80s or get medals in real war, and I don't have an African grandmama.

Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2008-03-25 00:15:19)

Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|7027|132 and Bush

Ajax_the_Great1 wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

If I was desperate and I needed the money. Kinda like those pictures I took a few years back
u is liek teh funniez mod evar.

Of course if you did run those pictures would be used against you.

Another reason not to run. As if none of us have done something embarrassing that we regret.
That was my point, in a quasi-entertaining way.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
RoosterCantrell
Goodbye :)
+399|6906|Somewhere else

FUCK NO.  you'd have to sell your morals to get enough support.  You'd have to buy in to corruption, if you weren't involved in the corruption, you'd never get enough backing to get in.

With politics these days, you HAVE TO be a scumbag just to be a candidate with any chance of winning, IMO.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,822|6532|eXtreme to the maX
No question!
Think of the power, influence, the money you'd make - Hey the Secret Service will even go out and pick up hookers for you - Sweet.
Plus you get to bomb any country you like - no questions asked.
Fuck Israel
djphetal
Go Ducks.
+346|6762|Oregon
I would not. I wouldn't do a good job, and would end up turning my brain into soup.
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7270|Reykjavík, Iceland.
No way, I've never seen myself as a person to get a leader position. I'm more of a follower, and as Hurricane put it: Bitch and moan until someone else can do it properly.
GunSlinger OIF II
Banned.
+1,860|7070
No, Id rather get things done.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7048|London, England
I don't think I'm likeable enough to consider running for any job of any importance. I stick close to people I know and I hate trying to please everyone.
Shocking
sorry you feel that way
+333|6426|...

GunSlinger OIF II wrote:

No, Id rather get things done.
inane little opines
David.P
Banned
+649|6700
Yes! FOR THE LULZ of MASS GENOCIDE! Let's Nuke Saudi Arabia!
JahManRed
wank
+646|7054|IRELAND

The more and more I see of politicians everywhere, the more I realise they are for the most part self absorbed, power hungry vampires.
So, no. I don't feel like dominating my fellow man.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6649|Escea

I woudn't fancy the idea of being a politician, sitting around in a suit being watched 24/7, plus as a politician you've already got one of the most despised places in society. Nah, I'd rather be a General or Sec Def instead. LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6945|Montucky
I'd do it.
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6873|Chicago, IL
I'd consider it, but the American people don't want the truth, they want empty promises and pandering, so I'd lose...

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