SEREMAKER wrote:
If you had the money and the resources ............ Would you seriously run for president ?
If I had the money and the resources, I wouldn't need to be President. I would just be a puppet master for one. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...
Could you come with the right people to help you on your campaign ?
Money whores, people who would compromise their ethics for more power/money, professional slanderers...I guess I would just pick from the already available cesspool, so yeah, no doubt.
Would you be able to handle debates on TV ?
I could talk gibberish for a good hour and a half. Restate my entire platform while avoiding the question, state how the other candidate's platform is not what America wants, deliver a poorly written joke...yeah, sure.
Could you come up with the rights ideas to solve Americas problems ?
Probably not all of them, but life would be more fun than death and taxes.
Could you stand to watch TV with citizens criticizing your every move, your every word ?
I would syndicate myself as a reality show where the cameras follow me - getting drunk and arguing (with a nervous breakdown scene), trying to find "the one" (at least 3 seasons worth), and a part where the cameras follow me doing inane tasks around the house.
Could you stand to have your life be put underneath a microscope ?
Better than squishing me under one! I don't know what kind of bacteria they would find though, so it really wouldn't be that interesting. I didn't blow lines in the '80s or get medals in real war, and I don't have an African grandmama.
Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2008-03-25 00:15:19)