What can I do so people don't buy this house?

2008-04-07 08:48:04

#1

jord: Member; +2,382|7155|The North, beyond the wall.

Long story short I live with my Mum and her ex boyfriend. Me and Her are moving out in a few days and we both fucking hate this Prick. People are coming to view this house in about an hour. I live with my Mum and just to spite the Cunt I want to do something that means the people viewing won't wanna buy this shithole. I might just casually walk up to them in just underwear and say, "You know there's a leak when you have a shower and you have to put a pan on the stairs".

Ideas please.

Last edited by jord (2008-04-07 08:48:50)

2008-04-07 08:53:06

#2

bennisboy: Member; +829|7123|Poundland

or you could stop and think. Your mum probably invested money in the house when you moved in. If you stop it selling, she wont get any back

2008-04-07 08:53:17

#3

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6956|Sheffield-England

Shit underneath your bed
Shit in all the drawers
Shit on the carpet
Shit on the ceiling
Write the N word on the roof in white paint

Profit

2008-04-07 08:53:44

#4

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7216|Comber, Northern Ireland

shit in a tesco bad and smear it on the front door

2008-04-07 08:54:17

#5

OrangeHound: Busy doing highfalutin adminy stuff ...; +1,335|7126|Washington DC

[sarcasm]
Yeah ... revenge and sabotage are great ways to handle anger.
[/sarcasm]

My serious suggestion is to do nothing. Move on. If you follow up on your feelings, you might discover that it will come back to bite you in ways you will regret later. For example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLb-a-EZiRI

(But what do I know ...)

2008-04-07 08:54:36

#6

kptk92: u; +972|6885|tc_london

Draw all over the walls

2008-04-07 08:54:56

#7

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7044|NYC / Hamburg

burn the house down

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-04-07 08:55:02

#8

jord: Member; +2,382|7155|The North, beyond the wall.

bennisboy wrote:
or you could stop and think. Your mum probably invested money in the house when you moved in. If you stop it selling, she wont get any back

It's complicated, but I obviously wouldn't do anything if it would harm her in any way. He'll benefit from the sale nobody else.

2008-04-07 08:55:53

#9

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6956|Sheffield-England

max wrote:
burn the house down

2008-04-07 08:55:56

#10

kptk92: u; +972|6885|tc_london

Kill your Mum's ex and use his blood to write on the walls: "If you buy this place I will kill you too"

2008-04-07 08:56:15

#11

jord: Member; +2,382|7155|The North, beyond the wall.

I have less than an hour and don't need a shit. Though it's a good idea, maybe next time.

Also don't wanna do time in prison for arson.

2008-04-07 08:56:29

#12

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7216|Comber, Northern Ireland

wait no! run down to yer local off licence and buy a three lt of strong white cider, dress up like a chav and sit on the door step waiting for them, as they come close throw things at them shouting insults such as "gizaquidmatee" or "fokoff" and spit at them

p.s i havent had a feg all day and i went rather crazy yesterday in a long car journey

2008-04-07 08:57:00

#13

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6956|Sheffield-England

jord wrote:
I have less than an hour and don't need a shit. Though it's a good idea, maybe next time.

Also don't wanna do time in prison for arson.

stkhoplite wrote:
Write the N word on the roof in white paint

2008-04-07 08:57:25

#14

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|7044|NYC / Hamburg

fine, then do your mom in the living room

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-04-07 08:59:19

#15

jord: Member; +2,382|7155|The North, beyond the wall.

max wrote:
fine, then do your mom in the living room

She's out.

Probably gonna do David's idea of Chav seeing as how I've got trackies on right now anyway.

2008-04-07 09:00:17

#16

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6956|Sheffield-England

jord wrote:
max wrote:
fine, then do your mom in the living room
She's out.

Probably gonna do David's idea of Chav seeing as how I've got trackies on right now anyway.

Brap brap sick mandemz

Dont forget the loud chav music.

Xfire for chav music

Last edited by stkhoplite (2008-04-07 09:00:53)

2008-04-07 09:02:10

#17

jord: Member; +2,382|7155|The North, beyond the wall.

stkhoplite wrote:
jord wrote:
max wrote:
fine, then do your mom in the living room
She's out.

Probably gonna do David's idea of Chav seeing as how I've got trackies on right now anyway.
Brap brap sick mandemz

Dont forget the loud chav music.

Xfire for chav music

If it's Mcing I already got it.

2008-04-07 09:02:51

#18

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6956|Sheffield-England

jord wrote:
stkhoplite wrote:
jord wrote:

She's out.

Probably gonna do David's idea of Chav seeing as how I've got trackies on right now anyway.
Brap brap sick mandemz

Dont forget the loud chav music.

Xfire for chav music
If it's Mcing I already got it.

Negative

2008-04-07 09:02:56

#19

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7097|London, England

Jord already speaks like Devvo so he's 3/4 of the way there

2008-04-07 09:04:11

#20

jord: Member; +2,382|7155|The North, beyond the wall.

Probably down a few cans for the old confidence. Beer makes doing shit like this easier, also empty cans will add to shitholiness.

There is actually a lot wrong with this dump which looking around you wouldn't find out. So really I'm just telling the truth, also this guy doesn't deserve to have anything nice.

2008-04-07 09:04:26

#21

stkhoplite: Banned; +564|6956|Sheffield-England

Become an Hero

2008-04-07 09:07:43

#22

{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy: Member; +69|7185|th3 unkn0wn

Turn the bathroom tap on MAX!

Or

Leave the gas on and hope that someone tries the lights

2008-04-07 09:07:52

#23

kptk92: u; +972|6885|tc_london

Go Jord go put a secret camera somewhere

2008-04-07 09:09:04

#24

jord: Member; +2,382|7155|The North, beyond the wall.

kptk92 wrote:
Go Jord go put a secret camera somewhere

I'll record it on my mobile but from there I can't get it onto the computer so I dunno.

Might sit here and watch porn when they come in.

2008-04-07 09:10:48

#25

kptk92: u; +972|6885|tc_london

jord wrote:
kptk92 wrote:
Go Jord go put a secret camera somewhere
I'll record it on my mobile but from there I can't get it onto the computer so I dunno.

Might sit here and watch porn when they come in.

LOOOL watch pr0nz, drink and play chavvy music...

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