Seal 3 wrote:
Early 1980's Jr. High school end of year class party/ditch day for the whole class.{XpLiCiTxX} wrote:
What is the most inappropriate time you can think of to get a boner?
This can be any situation in which getting a boner would be a terrible time. Many of you have seen my previous Karma contest about the most irrelevant thing you would bring with you on a camping trip to Mt. Everest. This is my new one. As with my previous contest, the top 10 will be updated weekly (keeping in mind people post new ideas that beat the older ones). I will give a bunch of really good ones to get people started.
1. While riding on the back of a motorcycle.
2. While getting your teeth cleaned by a dentist.
3. Yoga class.
4. Getting fitted for a tuxedo.
5. While umpiring a young boys baseball game.
6. A scout leader while roasting marshmallows at a campfire.
7. Anytime while inside a nursing home.
8. Funerals.
I have a ton more, trust me. Anyone got any more?
Was held at a water slide park, rode down on a inner tube thingy with a hot girl in a two piece bikini all sliding around in front of me as I'm straddling her legs(I'm in back) sloshing and twisting on the ride we hit the bottom where you dump out into the pool/landing area and her mom and dad are there to take a photo and...
Well lets just say I was at full "salute" when we rose out of the water.
when looking at a picture of your mother
rofl i love VB +1 TO YOU MY FRIEND (owe an i also love long throbbing erections)Ekfud wrote:
Not entirely appropriate, but Aussie bogans will get this without looking at the link:
You can get it riding,
You can get it sliding,
You can get it coming on about 4...
You can get it walking
You can get it talking
You can get it working a plow...
As a matter of fact - I've got it now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wfgi9hGx1o
i think we realy need sex... maybe i need to salute my seargent if u no wat im sayingRDMC(2) wrote:
Lol! Same herei crack a hard when my gf an me are kissing.. but im so comfterble with her i dont realy care.. but when im holding her at school i sometimes do.. it realy shits me... im like "COMMON DIS IS PATHETIC im holding her ffs!!! go back down!! :@"
no please explain
WIth your webcam on talking to a guy
That's what I said. "Bend over and touch your toes. I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."Not wrote:
During a prostate exam. For sure.
Best thread ever btw.
While drilling recruits, teaching them to be badass Marines.
In a really crowded NYC subway train?
When your naked and people are drawing you, or is that a good thing? lol
lol not good thing .HURLEY wrote:
When your naked and people are drawing you, or is that a good thing? lol
i say after surgery in hospital and they checking you over and you wearing those lame dress things lol
Hahahaha, I can see that having some horrible timing. What if the people observing you are really hot? Better yet, what if the people obversing you are over over 500lbs? ::shudders::HURLEY wrote:
When your naked and people are drawing you, or is that a good thing? lol
when having a male doctor touch your penis
When you're the groom at a wedding.
When your in the middle of a school hallway and both hands are occupied so you can't do anything about it.
Gym class?
When your in the middle of a school hallway and both hands are occupied so you can't do anything about it.
Gym class?
When staying at a friends/in-laws, sleeping on a couch, waking up to the sound of cartoons and children laughing only to realize they are giggling at your morning wood.
While kissing your mom
If anyone here who has been/is in the military has seen this let me know.
Waking up in basic with a morning wood.
In the shower bay during basic. (and then everyone thinks your gay)
I am not victim of this, but when I do go to basic, Im afraid of it lol, and I am not gay btw.
Waking up in basic with a morning wood.
In the shower bay during basic. (and then everyone thinks your gay)
I am not victim of this, but when I do go to basic, Im afraid of it lol, and I am not gay btw.
Although I didn't personally experience this one... It was still hilarious.
While playing strip beer pong against a team of 2 ugly fat chicks. hahahahaha.
While playing strip beer pong against a team of 2 ugly fat chicks. hahahahaha.
When your boxin out in basketball 
I remember those times, honest story:
It was about 7 30 am, I'm sitting in a classroom full of 30-40 some people, and it was very boring i might add, so all i was doing is daydreaming about hot chicks with me (you get the point), and god damn i had the biggest erection ever, to a point where i had put my feet on the desk in front of me and put a book on my lap, (this was around my freshman year). So i kept daydreaming and daydreaming until my teacher saw my boredom, i was all the way in the back of the class btw, the teacher calls on me and tells me to come see her, as soon as she said that, i though; this isn't happening. I tell her to hold on and that i have to finish the assignment, she insisted on me to get to her desk and told me again, everyone looks at me at that point, i did not want to get embarrassed so i was taking my time to try and talk to her and act like i need to finish my work but really i needed to get rid of the "boner" and i did, after like 30 secs of talking back to her, and wow looking back at that, i thought, close call
It was about 7 30 am, I'm sitting in a classroom full of 30-40 some people, and it was very boring i might add, so all i was doing is daydreaming about hot chicks with me (you get the point), and god damn i had the biggest erection ever, to a point where i had put my feet on the desk in front of me and put a book on my lap, (this was around my freshman year). So i kept daydreaming and daydreaming until my teacher saw my boredom, i was all the way in the back of the class btw, the teacher calls on me and tells me to come see her, as soon as she said that, i though; this isn't happening. I tell her to hold on and that i have to finish the assignment, she insisted on me to get to her desk and told me again, everyone looks at me at that point, i did not want to get embarrassed so i was taking my time to try and talk to her and act like i need to finish my work but really i needed to get rid of the "boner" and i did, after like 30 secs of talking back to her, and wow looking back at that, i thought, close call
Oh god... Wow.HURLEY wrote:
When your boxin out in basketball http://www.nido.cl/campusprograms/athle … boxout.jpg
What about: A pre-school gym teacher?
when your watching ex prime minister john major making a speech about the environment, while your wife is sat next to you.
While on a fashion show, outfitting pants on national T.V..
or
when you are reading your stats on BF2s.com
or
when you are reading your stats on BF2s.com
Last edited by Canadianloser (2006-11-26 15:29:51)
At fucking work!!!
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