If you could be a British Superhero, who would you be?

2006-11-27 06:55:11

#1

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6853

Note I said 'British'. Therefore there are to be no explosions, no use of 'non-British' weapons (guns, bombs... etc) and no Hollywoodness. Generally nothing very exciting.

I would be 'Mild Irritation Man'. I would be able to sense when people are suffering mild discomfort and chafing and then advise them on a course of anti-biotics or a change in fabric softener.

My sidekick would be 'Sale Boy'. He would be able to smell sales from 100 miles away and he can sense discounts over 10% from 3 counties away.

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2006-11-27 06:56:01

#2

ozghost: Mr piss EVERYONE off; +48|7139|Kangarooland

i'd b an asshole,

talk shit all day, then pucker up when the time comes...

2006-11-27 06:59:15

#3

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6853

ozghost wrote:
i'd b an asshole,

talk shit all day, then pucker up when the time comes...

I said British.

You'd be an arsehole, not an asshole.

2006-11-27 06:59:43

#4

ozghost: Mr piss EVERYONE off; +48|7139|Kangarooland

The Magic Mullet wrote:
ozghost wrote:
i'd b an asshole,

talk shit all day, then pucker up when the time comes...
I said British.

You'd be an arsehole, not an asshole.

Your my hero.

2006-11-27 07:01:33

#5

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6853

ozghost wrote:
The Magic Mullet wrote:
ozghost wrote:
i'd b an asshole,

talk shit all day, then pucker up when the time comes...
I said British.

You'd be an arsehole, not an asshole.
Your* my hero.

*You're

Fuck it, i'll be Grammarman.

2006-11-27 07:01:34

#6

usmarine2007: Banned; +374|6796|Columbus, Ohio

Austin Powers

2006-11-27 07:01:46

#7

SkoobyDu: 'CLICK JOIN NOW'... OK lets go... BOOM!!!! =FFS=; +120|6990|Cheshire, UK

The one, the only.....

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2006-11-27 07:03:47

#8

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7078

The Magic Mullet wrote:
ozghost wrote:
i'd b an asshole,

talk shit all day, then pucker up when the time comes...
I said British.

You'd be an arsehole, not an asshole.

Only DAAAHHHNNN SAAARRFFE. Up North you'd be alright with ass.

2006-11-27 07:08:18

#9

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6853

ghettoperson wrote:
The Magic Mullet wrote:
ozghost wrote:
i'd b an asshole,

talk shit all day, then pucker up when the time comes...
I said British.

You'd be an arsehole, not an asshole.
Only DAAAHHHNNN SAAARRFFE. Up North you'd be alright with ass.

Where abouts 'oop north'? Only people who say 'ass' around here are the emo kids. And that's the least of their worries.

2006-11-27 07:15:31

#10

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6975|Doncaster, UK

Well I'm from moderately "oop north" and I'd agree with the hairdo, it'd definitely be "arsehole".

I'd be the WeatherMan, I'd be able to sense changes in the weather, and then stand next to you in a queue discussing it.

2006-11-27 07:16:37

#11

[pt] KEIOS: srs bsns; +231|7082|pimelteror.de

i do not know a single british hero... oh wait... bicycle-repairman ftw (monty python)!!!

2006-11-27 07:20:14

#12

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|7020|Scarborough Yorkshire England

I'd be batterman slow my enamies down with thick gooey batter
then when all my good deeds are done cook up some tasty Yorshire puds, pancakes or battered anything you like

2006-11-27 07:21:41

#13

ozghost: Mr piss EVERYONE off; +48|7139|Kangarooland

Jinto-sk wrote:
I'd be batterman slow my enamies down with thick gooey batter
then when all my good deeds are done cook up some tasty Yorshire puds, pancakes or battered anything you like

thats just sick man.....sick i tell ya.

2006-11-27 07:21:47

#14

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6853

Jinto-sk wrote:
I'd be batterman slow my enamies down with thick gooey batter
then when all my good deeds are done cook up some tasty Yorshire puds, pancakes or battered anything you like

FACT, Glasgow chippies will deep fry anything you place on their counter.

Something I found out when I put my keys down as I rifled around in my pockets for change.

2006-11-27 07:26:41

#15

ozghost: Mr piss EVERYONE off; +48|7139|Kangarooland

was outback NSW (state of Australia) and up on the menu board [wasn't just a 'special'] was a deep fried mars bar.

Being stoned off my tree at the i naturally ordered one.

Was bloody bewdiful, couldn't finish it all though, just too damn rich.

2006-11-27 07:27:17

#16

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6975|Doncaster, UK

Mmmmmmm, deep fried Yale!

2006-11-27 07:33:07

#17

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7192

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2006-11-27 07:33:19

#18

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6853

I'd like to see some kind of superhero who has the ability to make sure that anyone who sits in the pit of despair on Henman Hill for a few days every summer suffers a long and painful death.

2006-11-27 08:52:40

#19

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|7020|Scarborough Yorkshire England

What about "Teabag man"

Strikes fear into his enemies by rubbing his sweaty sack in their faces

2006-11-27 08:55:18

#20

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|6990|Southampton, UK

My hero

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2006-11-27 08:56:50

#21

ozghost: Mr piss EVERYONE off; +48|7139|Kangarooland

Jinto-sk wrote:
What about "Teabag man"

Strikes fear into his enemies

yep, in theory it sounds good, in reality British don't strike fear into its enemies....

2006-11-27 08:56:53

#22

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7102|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

I'd be or at least I'd like to think I could be, Mr Sporting Hero. Whenever one of our teams are struggling I could pull on the magical jersey and come off the subs bench and save the day. Fuck me I'd be a busy boy I know that much.

Anyone got the directions for Australia?

2006-11-27 09:00:09

#23

CruZ4dR: Cereal Killer; +145|7085|The View From The Afternoon

James Bond of course

2006-11-27 09:09:04

#24

The Magic Mullet: Member; +240|6853

1927 wrote:
I'd be or at least I'd like to think I could be, Mr Sporting Hero. Whenever one of our teams are struggling I could pull on the magical jersey and come off the subs bench and save the day. Fuck me I'd be a busy boy I know that much.

Anyone got the directions for Australia?

From my office window I can see a Netball team getting a right beating on the court. If you have a pleated skirt you can start by helping them.

2006-11-27 09:14:17

#25

Penetrator: Certified Twat; +296|6937|Bournemouth, South England

I would be Stiff Upper Lip Man. My dry sense of humour and use of moderately long words with a posh accent will ensure that my foes will avoid confrontation for fear of legal proceedings.

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