Wow he chased you out and down the street! Some years back me and a buddy of mine were in a similar position but all they did was escort us out and ask us not to come back until we were 21. But back on topic for me the best would have to be a place(can’t recall the name) I went with a friend at his bachelor party in London.kessel! wrote:
The brass rail is legit here in Toronto.
My friend and i tried to get into another one last year called Zanzibar with fake ids. The bouncers checked the ids for a solid 10 minutes until they came to the conclusion that they were fake. So one of them grabbed me by the arm and said he was calling the police (this guy was a fucking giant). So i spun that shit and we ran out the door. So suddenly we have this giant chasing us down the longest street in the world (younge st.). We got a little bit of distance from him and hopped into a cab.
scary night haha.
THe best strip club I've ever been to was a place called "Paradise" in Prague.
25 of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and the private dances were very good
We all dressed up in suits and got all the attention from the women cos they thought we were loaded
25 of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and the private dances were very good
We all dressed up in suits and got all the attention from the women cos they thought we were loaded
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What's a strip club? :p
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I've been to the Claremont Lounge in Atlanta. By far, one of the worst bars/strip clubs, but that's the way it supposed to be. Fat chicks stripping as a joke. Funny stuff though. There was this one 19 year old I had a lap dance from. Fucking hot little bitch. I wanted to ream her tight little ass....
I threw up all over myself in the car that night. First time drinking (21st bday) and I got beyond hammered.
I threw up all over myself in the car that night. First time drinking (21st bday) and I got beyond hammered.
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neuva laredo
No good ones in Baghdad?GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
neuva laredo
PALMala HANDerson and her five sistersCameronPoe wrote:
No good ones in Baghdad?GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
neuva laredo
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I can't stop laughing after reading that ROFL!GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
PALMala HANDerson and her five sistersCameronPoe wrote:
No good ones in Baghdad?GunSlinger OIF II wrote:
neuva laredo
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Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
my pants
i went to spearmint rhino's in harrogate on my stag night . i got thrown out because i asked a Polish chick for extras
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My own house. My wife gets naked for me quite regularly. Marriage FTW!
when we were in Thailand - doing Cobra Gold - went to a bunch of soapy soapy joints * AWESOME *
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Ive never spent any money to see a women get naked......
Never had to...
Its free....
Never had to...
Its free....
My buddy was stationed down that way. Said you could bring your own booze into the Strip Clubs.[mcp]eltorrente wrote:
best are certainly not in the US.
My vote goes to the Texas club in Guam.
I've been to many - including crazy ones in the Phillipines and other countries, but the Texas club in Guam was a place where we saw and did things we never thought we would.
Last time I went to one, some hot ass middle aged chick got on stage and dyked it out with one of the strippers right in front of me.
I had the best seat in the house, and probably the least amount of money.
Yeah bro, we get it. You slay alot of pussy. Fuckin' sweeeeeet.HeavyMetalDave wrote:
Ive never spent any money to see a women get naked......
Never had to...
Its free....
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Holy shit....I've been there too. Went a couple of years back on a Business Studies trip, supposed to be looking at the Skoda factory, castles and crap like that......that was until we found Paradise. It wasn't very busy and there was about 8 of us. Best bar I've ever been to, there's like a cafe downstairs that had pole dancers, thats how laid back the Czechs are.Jinto-sk wrote:
THe best strip club I've ever been to was a place called "Paradise" in Prague.
25 of the most beautiful women I've ever seen and the private dances were very good
We all dressed up in suits and got all the attention from the women cos they thought we were loaded
Edit: Just realised I've still got the ticket pinned to my wall.....
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Agreed that the best strip joints aren't in the continental US. To improvise during my college years, my buddies and I improvised and developed the T.B.T. (Titty Bar Tour)
Houston, TX has (per capita) more strip cluns than most major cities. There are tons....
To take a successful tour, you will need:
A twenty four pack of beer, about 2 copies of N.S. Quest per party member (publication for strip joints here in Houston), either a designated driver or a limo, about 60 bucks in 1 dollar bills.
The tour starts in NW Houston and the rules are as follows:
You chug a beer before entry into every club.
Only go to clubs with a coupon in the magazine for free cover charge. (this leaves you with about 28-36 clubs)
Only one dollar tip is allowed. Only up to 40 dollars to tip with per night.
Don't buy drinks... for you or the strippers.
The #1 rule is - Whenever anyone in the patter utters "Damn she is UGLY!" the whole party leaves. End of story.
Everyone piles into whatever vehicle you are traveling in and drives to the next club, drink a beer, use a coupon, dollar tip till the magic words are uttered. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Traveling from the NW side of Houston, through the center of the city and south along I45 will produce more clubs than you will have beers. You will be thoroughly smashed. You will have seen lots of nekid chicks. You will have saved hard earned college $$.
But what is the last $20 for? Two reasons.
The party may institute a Secret Santa mod v1.69. In this scenario, every party member draws names from a hat and whomevers name you get, you must purchase them a lap dance from one of the clubs during the nite. Who knows when, who knows where, who knows who sent this dancer, but here she is. Pickin an ugly lap dancer for your friend may result in your own karmic undoing as someone else may decide to present "that one ugly chick" to you for your dance. You have been warned.
The other option is for the cab to get yer drunk ass back home.
KJ
Houston, TX has (per capita) more strip cluns than most major cities. There are tons....
To take a successful tour, you will need:
A twenty four pack of beer, about 2 copies of N.S. Quest per party member (publication for strip joints here in Houston), either a designated driver or a limo, about 60 bucks in 1 dollar bills.
The tour starts in NW Houston and the rules are as follows:
You chug a beer before entry into every club.
Only go to clubs with a coupon in the magazine for free cover charge. (this leaves you with about 28-36 clubs)
Only one dollar tip is allowed. Only up to 40 dollars to tip with per night.
Don't buy drinks... for you or the strippers.
The #1 rule is - Whenever anyone in the patter utters "Damn she is UGLY!" the whole party leaves. End of story.
Everyone piles into whatever vehicle you are traveling in and drives to the next club, drink a beer, use a coupon, dollar tip till the magic words are uttered. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Traveling from the NW side of Houston, through the center of the city and south along I45 will produce more clubs than you will have beers. You will be thoroughly smashed. You will have seen lots of nekid chicks. You will have saved hard earned college $$.
But what is the last $20 for? Two reasons.
The party may institute a Secret Santa mod v1.69. In this scenario, every party member draws names from a hat and whomevers name you get, you must purchase them a lap dance from one of the clubs during the nite. Who knows when, who knows where, who knows who sent this dancer, but here she is. Pickin an ugly lap dancer for your friend may result in your own karmic undoing as someone else may decide to present "that one ugly chick" to you for your dance. You have been warned.
The other option is for the cab to get yer drunk ass back home.
KJ