"Jackson Police Officer videotapes himself smoking marijuana on duty, in his car." Sometimes, occasionally, even the purest of minds can be tainted by feelings and experiences temporarily greater than their own rationale. Maybe something as stupefying as considering moving back to central Mississippi. I'll leave the details surrounding such lunacy to myself.
Protect. Serve. Crunkify.
But like a warm blanket, headlines such as these reinforce the fact that I WILL NEVER MOVE BACK TO JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI. EVER. EVEN IF THE WHOLE OF PLANET EARTH IS COVERED WITH FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS, SAVE FOR THIS POX-RIDDEN SHITBOX OF A STATE CAPITAL. Because in Jackson, committees are dispatched for months on end to come up with slogans like "We've got soul!" (and apparently the goddamned munchies). Just for perspective, this headline sits cozily with "Pregnant woman found shot to death," "Rapper Banner's luncheon causes debate" and "Ex boyfriend Sought in double shooting." That's bad for a week in some cities. This was an afternoon in Souled City.
Then again, they now have two Whataburgers operating in city limits.
Protect. Serve. Crunkify.
But like a warm blanket, headlines such as these reinforce the fact that I WILL NEVER MOVE BACK TO JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI. EVER. EVEN IF THE WHOLE OF PLANET EARTH IS COVERED WITH FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS, SAVE FOR THIS POX-RIDDEN SHITBOX OF A STATE CAPITAL. Because in Jackson, committees are dispatched for months on end to come up with slogans like "We've got soul!" (and apparently the goddamned munchies). Just for perspective, this headline sits cozily with "Pregnant woman found shot to death," "Rapper Banner's luncheon causes debate" and "Ex boyfriend Sought in double shooting." That's bad for a week in some cities. This was an afternoon in Souled City.
Then again, they now have two Whataburgers operating in city limits.
