A Smacktards code of conduct.

2006-09-03 02:24:02

#26

Dr_3V|L: Member; +51|7170|Twente, The Netherlands

Ah gotta love the smacktard server admins.

2006-09-03 02:26:25

#27

basetballjones: Member; +30|7194

um.. sigh?

If it were not for the smacktards, we'd have nobody to put on the other team when other clan members join the server!

2006-09-03 02:54:42

#28

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|7011|England

If it wasnt for "smacktards", this game wouldnt be half as fucked up as it is, such as johnsmokinblunts.
At least I will never come across a total fucknut like yourself being that you are a yank.

22) Never give you teammates a vehicle drop. Always drop it on enemy snipers/artillery/tanks/helis. Even better, drop it on your own teammates vehicles.

23) Use the commander cartillery hack, but on your own airfield.

2006-09-03 10:28:27

#29

BolvisOculus: Spagett!; +167|7064|Manitowoc, WI

johnsmokinblunts wrote:
so if im on wake island wher i have to wait 5 min for a chopper this means i let the noob take a ride, he will prollly make it to the atry island b4 he dies. boom another 5 min for chopper. but if i get in the chopper with my friend and we have communication in teamspeak and can depend on eachother. we can rack up atleast 30 kills before we die.

but yes there are also very good pilots and gunners who have low ranks. thats y ea should come out with a system(ya right) similar to single player where you can take the pilot seat. but it would judged by time/kills in a chopper/tank/jet or what ever so say -rd-volx goes for a jet well some no rank can take it from him if he has mor time in a jet.

but that will never happen so if your in my server u aint flying. unless i know for a fact your better.

GOT IT!

No, that would suck. Me and my friend's stats don't show up as very good in a chopper because we don't try to go after it a whole lot, mostly because we're sick of the bullshit that goes on from people like you at the chopper. But I know that we are both good, and can beat people that appear to be better.

What they DO need to implement is a "Driver's Test" to take for the vehicles. A sort of America's Army system that in order to go into that vehicle you need to take a test proving that you can use it.

Last edited by BolvisOculus (2006-09-03 12:14:30)

2006-09-03 11:20:25

#30

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|7011|England

Kinda like they did in GTA:SA. Yeah, that would be pretty good actually...

2006-12-04 16:38:43

#31

Mikehunt: Member; +0|6799

Nicely done....lawl.

2006-12-04 17:10:37

#32

Inimicus_7: Member; +26|6807|England, UK

smacktardthefirst wrote:
16. IF you spawn and cannot kill that pesky teammate in the plane or chopper, please make sure that they run you over at a bare minimum.

<3 Wake
<3 TK'ing
.:. <3 Being a Smacktard?...

Although, smacktard commanders don't deserve to live.

+1 Great post.

2006-12-04 17:16:15

#33

Fireteam_Delta: Member; +20|6879

smacktardthefirst wrote:
5. The following is a minimum requirement to be a smacktard; TEAM KILLS- 1441, DAMAGE- 696, & VEHICLE DAMAGE- 389.

well you've passed that requirement by a long shot

2006-12-04 21:31:35

#34

Hitokiri_Battousi: Member; +1|6820

by god, if ur a smacktard...BE THE ONLY SMACKTARD! u see 2 ppl force TKing each other at the heli spawn? settle the 2 ppls dispute with 2 well places sniper rounds, problem solved.

squad leader askes for an arti strike on the cluster of enemies, arti the squad.

C4 on the runway can be a good way of showing the other players you deserved the jet more.

climb up a parked blackhawk and place a C4 on the tip of a rotor blade so the pilot's wondering "wtf?" as they see the skull/crossbones flashing around before they're blown to hell.

i LOVE this one. your teammate dies, you're a medic...walk over them with the shockpaddles out so they can see you and just stand there watching them die.

if FF is on, set clays facing the spawn points so they're instantly blown to shit.

Last edited by Hitokiri_Battousi (2006-12-04 21:32:22)

2006-12-04 21:34:43