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He does have a wife, you knowFlaming_Maniac wrote:
How could he not be gay? It must get pretty lonely up there, with only the companies of all his little midget elves, and when he's not there he spends all day at malls with little boys on his lap. He must be at least a pedophile.
I heard he and Frosty the Snowman had something going?Jinto-sk wrote:
I heard Jack Frost likes beastiality
Family pets masturbateThe Magic Mullet wrote:
It might be just girlies he spies on. It might just be family pets also.
You far too much free time.