Wii Have A Problem

2006-12-07 09:43:00

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Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|7058|Camp XRay

What happens when you cross Million Dollar Baby with The Miracle Worker? You get this; which we suppose is video boxing, but could also be a clearcut case of demonic possession. We blame two things for these deeply troubling images: The new wireless Wii remote, and Title IX. Clearly there are flaws with both.

There is a new web site that is keeping track of all the damage caused by Wii remotes; it seems that the wireless devices are being accidentally hurled into household objects with alarming frequency. WiiHaveAProblem.com has begun tallying the destruction, among which so far are eight broken television screens, assorted dishes, and a ceiling fan. As for our video boxer, however, it appears that all she has damaged is her dignity. From the site:

Hands down favorite part is the faint cry of "Where's the stop button?" My dear, once you've tasted Wii wonderfulness, there is no stop button.

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2006-12-07 09:49:22

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RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|7000|Area 51

*sighhhh..* Leave the goddamn wii alone ffs..

2006-12-07 09:49:38

#3

Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7081

Fuck that site. The ceiling fan one was done by my friends and I, but someone stole it and submitted it. They even got the story wrong. Too high of a follow-through in bowling? It was from a power serve in tennis. Also, it was in an actual house built in the last 10 years, not a 1960's low ceiling apartment.

This time while playing Wii Sports: Bowling a user had too much follow through for the 1960's low ceiling apartment. According to the user they were NOT wearing the strap, but rather extended too high on the release of the ball and put their hand up into the ceiling fan.

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2006-12-07 09:49:53

#4

heggs: Spamalamadingdong; +581|6823|New York

haha,
this is why i don't want the wii. all that jumpin around, breaking stuff. plus, i don't have the energy for that after work. don't mistake this for a wii bashing, i just don't think it's for me. what i need is a friend with it so i can play it occasionally.

Remember Me As A Time Of Day

2006-12-07 09:51:40

#5

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7032|Seattle

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Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2006-12-07 09:52:43

#6

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7201|UK

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Fuck that site. The ceiling fan one was done by my friends and I, but someone stole it and submitted it. They even got the story wrong. Too high of a follow-through in bowling? It was from a power serve in tennis.

Maybe someone else did something similar... you think. There are tens of thousands of Wii's out there, yet you think your the only one whos hit a fan or something, maybe they got the story wrong because its not your frigging story.

Sorry pollux but i cant help but flame you here for thinking your so great and only you can do things.

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2006-12-07 09:54:00

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Fancy_Pollux: Connoisseur of Fine Wine; +1,306|7081

Vilham wrote:
Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Fuck that site. The ceiling fan one was done by my friends and I, but someone stole it and submitted it. They even got the story wrong. Too high of a follow-through in bowling? It was from a power serve in tennis.
Maybe someone else did something similar... you think. There are tens of thousands of Wii's out there, yet you think your the only one whos hit a fan or something, maybe they got the story wrong because its not your frigging story.

Sorry pollux but i cant help but flame you here for thinking your so great and only you can do things.

No, the image they have is MY image.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=54086

Notice I made this thread before the site posted it?

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-12-07 09:56:24)

2006-12-07 09:54:28

#8

RDMC: Enemy Wheelbarrow Spotted..!!; +736|7000|Area 51

Vilham wrote:
Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Fuck that site. The ceiling fan one was done by my friends and I, but someone stole it and submitted it. They even got the story wrong. Too high of a follow-through in bowling? It was from a power serve in tennis.
Maybe someone else did something similar... you think. There are tens of thousands of Wii's out there, yet you think your the only one whos hit a fan or something, maybe they got the story wrong because its not your frigging story.

Sorry pollux but i cant help but flame you here for thinking your so great and only you can do things.

Then how come that he showed us the pictures before that site did...?

2006-12-07 09:55:13

#9

xINTERMISSIONx: Member; +71|6992|A dark hole....

Wii is gay....

2006-12-07 09:55:54

#10

Marlboroman82: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.; +1,022|7058|Camp XRay

xINTERMISSIONx wrote:
Wii is gay....

actually it is really cool, should try it sometime

2006-12-07 09:56:30

#11

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7180|Houston, TX

DID YOU SEE HOW EXHAUSTED THE Wii MAKES YOU!!!!

I'm buying one for each of the kids.... and if I could find a way to make that yippy adhd dog of my GF's to play I would buy one him too.

KJ

2006-12-07 09:56:54

#12

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|7201|UK

Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Vilham wrote:
Fancy_Pollux wrote:
Fuck that site. The ceiling fan one was done by my friends and I, but someone stole it and submitted it. They even got the story wrong. Too high of a follow-through in bowling? It was from a power serve in tennis.
Maybe someone else did something similar... you think. There are tens of thousands of Wii's out there, yet you think your the only one whos hit a fan or something, maybe they got the story wrong because its not your frigging story.

Sorry pollux but i cant help but flame you here for thinking your so great and only you can do things.
No, the image they have is MY image.

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=54086

Notice I made this thread 5 days before the site posted it?

Ok, i appologise then.

2006-12-07 10:00:13

#13

Revelstoke: The Medic Whore; +9|7137|Ontario

that lady needs help

2006-12-07 10:10:43

#14

xINTERMISSIONx: Member; +71|6992|A dark hole....

you play on a gamestation to chill.......
how can you chill?
on the bank
How can you play Wii??
not on the bank
soooo i think only fat people need to play wii for a diet.....lol

Last edited by xINTERMISSIONx (2006-12-07 11:30:53)

2006-12-07 10:18:22

#15

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6984|Southeastern USA

i wanna do naughty things with her for some odd reason

2006-12-07 10:27:32

#16

Kmar: Truth is my Bitch; +5,695|7036|132 and Bush

kr@cker wrote:
i wanna do naughty things with her for some odd reason

You gonna make her cry?..lol

Xbone Stormsurgezz

2006-12-14 00:37:29

#17

TrollmeaT: Aspiring Objectivist; +492|7107|Colorado

They Wii has the same graphics as the game cube ffs.

2006-12-14 00:48:35

#18

Reciprocity: Member; +721|7016|the dank(super) side of Oregon

TrollmeaT wrote:
They Wii has the same graphics as the game cube ffs.

yeah, I heard that on AOTS last night. They said the new Zelda game for the Gamecube looks identical to the Wii version. I'm all for gameplay over graphics, but that's just sad. How old is the Gamecube?

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